The Death of the Adverb

EvilTOJ, that is one of the funniest posts I’ve read here in eight years. Snotted the keyboard again.

From the OED: “DIFFERENTLY. Now only in uneducated use.”

If none of us knew that and even you had to look it up, what does that say about the Dopers in this thread?

I can’t speak for y’all, but my feelings are hurt and hurt bad ly .

Got here lately. Can’t stay longly. Must run upstairsly. Be rightly back, prettily damnedly quickly.

Boy, that sounds funnily!

Why cry over the -ly?

But we need adverbs!
Without them, we can’t have Tom Swifties.