# The Dedicate a Song to a Doper Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 16, 2001, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dedicate-a-song-to-a-doper-thread/93746 "2001-11-16T15:34:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dedicate-a-song-to-a-doper-thread/93746/21 "2001-11-17T02:56:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bobkitty \* > \*\* > Not sure if I should be pleased or slightly offended. 😉 > > Back atcha sweetie… you get _I’ll Do Anything_ from Oliver!. > > [sub]Cat scratch fever… I’ll show HIM cat scratch fever…[/sub] \*\* Hey! “Cat Scratch Fever” is a _killer_ song! OK, if you don’t like that one, how about “Cannonball” by the Breeders? Not cat-themed (which was kind of what I was going for with the first one), but it seems appropriate somehow…😉 [sub]Oliver? What’d I do to deserve that? :p[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dedicate-a-song-to-a-doper-thread/93746/22 "2001-11-17T03:05:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LindyHopper \* > **Hey! “Cat Scratch Fever” is a _killer_ song!** Aww, I’m just teasing ya, luv. Cat Scratch Fever is fine… though Cannonball is an… uhhhhh… interesting choice. And what’s wrong with Oliver, huh? I’ll Do Anything is a perfect song for you… 😉 -BK ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dedicate-a-song-to-a-doper-thread/93746/23 "2001-11-17T03:06:12Z")
Sheesh, how could I forget the most obvious and fitting? For **JoeyHemlock** , _Joey_, by Concrete Blonde. “Joey, baby…” 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dedicate-a-song-to-a-doper-thread/93746/24 "2001-11-17T03:40:46Z")
Truly Madly Deeply \*I’ll be your dream I’ll be your wish I’ll be your fantasy. I’ll be your hope I’ll be your love be everything that you need. I’ll love you more with every breath truly madly deeply do…\* ---
**Author:** ![Serendipity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Serendipity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serendipity)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dedicate-a-song-to-a-doper-thread/93746/25 "2001-11-17T04:07:39Z")
For **Simetra** , _Come What May_ and _That One Song_… and, of course, _Turkey in the Straw_. 😉 By the way, **bobkitty** , I had never heard that song before, but I just read the lyrics and I like it whole bunches. Thanks for the dedication. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![DebiJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f08c70/32.png) [@DebiJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DebiJ)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dedicate-a-song-to-a-doper-thread/93746/26 "2001-11-17T04:08:44Z")
To Reeder: 🙂 These Days (J. Clegg) _you are the reason I came here._ _you’ll always be the one I’m looking for._ I love you baby. ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dedicate-a-song-to-a-doper-thread/93746/27 "2001-11-17T06:07:41Z")
For quietgirldownthehall, I Can’t Take My Eyes Off You. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dedicate-a-song-to-a-doper-thread/93746/28 "2001-11-17T06:21:31Z")
For **Superdude** , _Kryptonite_ For **Nymysys, Porcupine, Ginger, Miss Creant, Siver Fire, & sapphire bullet** , _Pinch me_ (BNL) For **BunnyGirl** , _Innocent_ (Fuel) For **Doobie** , _Relax_ (FGtH) For **Juniper** , _fake plastic trees_ (Radiohead) For **Scylla** , _Sheep go to Heaven, Goats go to Hell_ (Cake) For **Jarbaby** , _Smack My Bitch Up_ (Prodigy or Richard Cheese) For all **OhDopers** and **LA-Coldie-Spiny-Dopers** , _The Scotsman_ (Bryan Bowers) ---
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dedicate-a-song-to-a-doper-thread/93746/29 "2001-11-17T07:42:18Z")
[ul] [li] **Quix** : _You Look So Fine_, Garbage and _Only in Dreams_, Weeeeezah[/li][li] **MrCynical** : _No One Knows My Plan_, They Might Be Giants[/li][li] **Jadis** : _My Evil Twin_, They Might Be Giants[/li][li] **JoeyHemlock** : _Stupid Day Job_, Wally Pleasant[/li][li] **porcupine** : _I Know What Boys Like_, The Waitresses[/li][li] **MamaHen** :_It’s Oh So Quiet_, Bjork[/li][li] **Rasa** :_I Will Survive_, the Cake cover[/li] **Kyla** : _I Was a Teenage Republican_, Wally Pleasant[/ul] ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dedicate-a-song-to-a-doper-thread/93746/30 "2001-11-17T07:54:30Z")
To Sapphire Bullet - **Old Mother Reagan** by the Violent Femmes. ---
**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dedicate-a-song-to-a-doper-thread/93746/31 "2001-11-17T08:23:13Z")
Bobkitty and Cougarfang–“Stray Cat Strut” by the Stray Cats Hey, who remembers them?! ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dedicate-a-song-to-a-doper-thread/93746/32 "2001-11-17T08:30:34Z")
To Monster104–“Add It Up” by the Violent Femmes To TheNerd–“As Is” by Ani DiFranco To Airman Doors–“Love Me Two Times” by the Doors To Arden Ranger & Mauvaise–“Stuck in the Middle with You” (especially in Jello Pits!) ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dedicate-a-song-to-a-doper-thread/93746/33 "2001-11-17T08:31:28Z")
Thanks, Sapphy, but no Wally pleasant. Thanks to rasa, too! I dedicate “Apple Juice Kisses” by Deee-lite to Rasa, because she introduced me to the song and because I want to make her roll her hips. I dedicate “Fuck her Gently” by Tenacious D to saph because she wants to fuck me like an animal, so she could use a gentle humping every now and then, too. Plus, I don’t know any songs about anal sex. I dedicate “Enormous Penis” to myself because it’s gopod to have dreams. I dedicate “Kiss” by prince to boli because she loves Prince and she’s sitting right here. I dedicate “Hotel California” to silo, because it’s almost as annoying as he is. And I dedicate “Oh Nymmy!” to Nymysys because, well, it IS her song. ---
**Author:** ![JoeyHemlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ba0ec/32.png) [@JoeyHemlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeyHemlock)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dedicate-a-song-to-a-doper-thread/93746/34 "2001-11-17T08:34:58Z")
That last post was ME, not MikeG. I apologize for the booboo. The dangers of using other people’s 'puters while drunk. ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dedicate-a-song-to-a-doper-thread/93746/35 "2001-11-17T12:36:48Z")
**Afternoon Delight** to **Callie** because every day after I come home from work we have crazy lesbian cybersex. OK, I’m lying…I dedicate that song to her because every time I hear it I think of her rollerskating in her basement. 😃 **I’ll Be Watching You** and **Obsession** to **Joey Hemlock** , because I love him and I’m stalking him. One day he will love me back. **ONE DAY**. 😉 **Lump** , by **The Presidents Of The United States Of America** to **Odieman**. He knows why. 😃 **The Space Between** to **Mr. Cynical** because I like the lyrics.\* The space between the tears we cry is the laughter that keeps us coming back for more. \* And if anyone dedicates **Whole Lotta Rosie** or **Fat Bottomed Girls** to me, I will slap them silly. 😃 Rose ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dedicate-a-song-to-a-doper-thread/93746/36 "2001-11-17T12:51:51Z")
…Whoa, I come home at 6:45 A.M. after the coolest night out ever and I find meself posting in absentia 😉 To further clarify, I had logged on to the boards at **Vileorbs** ’ house earlier on Friday and apparently I forgot to log off…:eek: ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dedicate-a-song-to-a-doper-thread/93746/37 "2001-11-17T14:36:38Z")
To Fenris, who is wise in the ways of superheroes, I dedicate the following ``` Ghostrider-Rollins Band Batdance-Prince Flash Gordon-Queen The Blob-? Lovetheme From MST3K-Joel and the Joels To Esprix Rock You Like A Hurricane-I can't remember I Am A Rock-? Rock Around The Clock Crocodile Rock ``` ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dedicate-a-song-to-a-doper-thread/93746/38 "2001-11-17T14:40:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DocCathode \* > To Esprix > Rock You Like A Hurricane-I can’t remember > I Am A Rock-? > Rock Around The Clock > Crocodile Rock Rock You Like A Hurricane is by the Scorpions, IIRC. I Am A Rock? The only song I know of by that title is by Simon & Garfunkel. Are you thinking of the one with the refrain “I am a rock, I am an island.” Or are you thinking of the song on the Chevy truck ads “Like A Rock” by Bob Seger? ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dedicate-a-song-to-a-doper-thread/93746/39 "2001-11-17T14:46:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by zoogirl \* > \*\*Bobkitty and Cougarfang–“Stray Cat Strut” by the Stray Cats > Hey, who remembers them?! \*\* very good question… everyone remembers bobkitty, but no one remembers me except the poor 'girl that i chased all over [Chateau DeDay](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=90366&pagenumber=5)… back to ya… i dedicate the Cougarfangian version of the happy birthday song to you _happy birthday to yoooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu you live in a zoooooooooooo…_ etc. etc. etc… _d&r_ ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dedicate-a-song-to-a-doper-thread/93746/40 "2001-11-17T14:52:20Z")
Galen-Thanx, I suspected that the title was “I Am A Rock, I An Island” ``` To Chronos- Time After Time-Thompson Twins ``` To Bibliophage-My Baby Likes A Bunch Of Authors-Moxie Frubus, Book Of Love ``` UncleBeer-Amything by Jimmy Buffet, If Ya Don't Start Drinkin-By ? Hiryuu-Weird Science-?, She Blinded Me With Science-By ?, Bye Bye Miss American Pie-By ? ``` [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dedicate-a-song-to-a-doper-thread/93746.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dedicate-a-song-to-a-doper-thread/93746.md?page=3)