# The Definitely Night Time Feud: Sex and Dating by Windwalker \[Closed\]
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133
**Category:** The Game Room
**Created:** [August 24, 2008, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133 "2008-08-24T21:14:29Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2008, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133/21 "2008-08-25T00:18:53Z")
1. Coffee shop
2. Home
3. Missionary
4. Chlamydia
5. Foot fetish
6. Bossiness\*
7. Strength
8. Marilyn Monroe\*
9. Brad Pitt
10. there is no such thing.
\*Not my own personal opinion
\*Gaah, I should probably have chosen someone more contemporary
update: wow, I guess Marilyn Monroe was a good choice, after all
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### Author:  [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2008, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133/22 "2008-08-25T00:28:00Z")
1. Park
2. Country Club
3. Missionary
4. AIDS/HIV
5. BDSM
6. Smoking
7. Body hair
8. Marilyn Monroe
9. Heath Ledger
10. _And Then He Kissed Me_
11. If anyone says “graveyard” I’m gonna have to ask them out. 😃
12. The Armory being the first thing that came to mind, but I don’t think it would go over well.
13. If Chlamydia is the top answer there will be pain…
14. I know some people find this hugely attractive - but I couldn’t think of any other easily defined trait for a woman in this category.
15. Trust me on this one. It’s a biggie. 😃 ETA: Misread this, thinking it was meant to be a turn-off. Whoops. At least I’m not alone with my answer, nor in the misreading.
8, 9, 10 - drop back ten. Punt! I doubt I’ll get more than a handful of matches for any of these answers.
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### Author:  [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2008, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133/23 "2008-08-25T00:40:14Z")
1. Amusement Park
2. Beach
3. 69
4. Herpes
5. S + M
6. Bad breath
7. Big dick (girth not length)
8. Marilyn Monroe
9. George Clooney
10. She’s having my baby.
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### Author:  [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2008, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133/24 "2008-08-25T00:41:55Z")
1. Park
2. Park
3. Missionary
4. AIDS
5. Foot fetish
6. Very Overweight
7. Wealth
8. Angelina Jolie
9. Brad Pitt
10. Making Love Out of Nothing At All
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### Author:  [@lawoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lawoot)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2008, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133/25 "2008-08-25T01:01:58Z")
1. Restaurant
2. A park
3. missionary
4. Syphilis
5. Leather
6. Stupidity
7. Wealth
8. Marylin Monroe
9. Johnny Depp
10. none
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### Author:  [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2008, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133/26 "2008-08-25T01:06:06Z")
1. Zoo
2. Beach
3. Missionary
4. Herpes
5. Foot
6. Overweight
7. Money
8. Marilyn Monroe
9. Brad Pitt
10. Wonderful World
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### Author:  [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2008, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133/27 "2008-08-25T01:07:16Z")
1. Coffee shops
2. The home
3. Missionary
4. AIDS
5. BDSM
6. Ugliness
7. Sense of humor
8. Marilyn Monroe
9. George Clooney
10. Stickshifts and Safetybelts by Cake
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### Author:  [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2008, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133/28 "2008-08-25T01:08:22Z")
[QUOTE=bdgr]
1. ♀
2. ♂
[/QUOTE]
Har!
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### Author:  [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2008, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133/29 "2008-08-25T01:22:23Z")
[QUOTE=3acresandatruck]
10. Wond’ring Aloud
10. by [Jethro Tull](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIWgajIYddI)
[/QUOTE]
What a great choice! I love that song.
\*Last night sipped the sunset –
my hands in her hair.
We are our own saviours
as we start both our hearts beating life
into each other.
\*
I don’t think there is one match yet for #10.
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### Author:  [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2008, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133/30 "2008-08-25T01:57:06Z")
[QUOTE=bdgr]
8. ♀
9. ♂
[/QUOTE]
That was my first thought, too.
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### Author:  [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2008, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133/31 "2008-08-25T02:13:01Z")
1. The local soup kitchen
2. JP’s office
3. The Congress of the Crow (69)
4. Jock Itch
5. Watching a woman in a French Maid outift run a vacuum
6. Man Hands!
7. That little bit of pale flesh peeking out between the top of his black socks and the bottom of his khaki trousers
8. Lady Penelope from _Thunderbirds_
9. Larry the Cable Guy
10. Whole Lotta Love
OK, I haven’t been doing too well on these recently, so I thought I might as well have a bit of fun.
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### Author:  [@Gorgonzola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgonzola)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2008, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133/32 "2008-08-25T02:28:05Z")
1. coffee shop
2. city hall
3. missionary
4. gonorrhea
5. spanking
6. nagging
7. muscularity
8. Marilyn Monroe
9. Elvis
10. Wonderful Tonight by Eric Clapton
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### Author:  [@Windwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Windwalker)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2008, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133/33 "2008-08-25T02:45:40Z")
1. Park
2. Backyard
3. Doggie-style
4. AIDS
5. Bondage
6. Fat
7. Funny
8. Angelina Jolie
9. George Clooney
10. Do You Realize? by the Flaming Lips
I’m probably gonna do no better on my feud than I normally do, but if people have been made to think naughty thoughts because of this thread, then my job is done. 🙂
I’m curious as to what people will put for #10. Has to be the least conchy question in this one…
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2008, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133/34 "2008-08-25T03:08:50Z")
1. Lunch at a restaurant
2. In a park
3. Missionary
4. AIDS
5. Leather
6. Bad breath
7. Sense of humor
8. Marilyn Monroe
9. Brad Pitt
10. “We Belong” by Pat Benatar
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### Author:  [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2008, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133/35 "2008-08-25T03:18:11Z")
1. Coffee shop
2. Synagogue
3. Missionary
4. Syphilis
5. Feet
6. Poor hygiene
7. Bad breath
8. Marylin Monroe
9. Richard Gere
10. “You look beautiful tonight” (Clapton)
ETA: I read 6 and 7 as both “turn off”- bad breath is not a turn on!!! Oops.
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### Author:  [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2008, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133/36 "2008-08-25T03:20:37Z")
1. A restaurant for lunch
2. A backyard
3. Missionary
4. The Herps
5. Latex
6. Nagging
7. Muscles
8. Angelina Jolie
9. Brad Pitt
10. _Still The One_
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### Author:  [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2008, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133/37 "2008-08-25T03:25:12Z")
1. A coffee shop
2. A country club
3. Missionary
4. AIDS
5. Foot fetish
6. Body odor
7. Big breasts
8. Marilyn Monroe
9. Brad Pitt
10. “Bobcaygeon”
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### Author:  [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2008, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133/38 "2008-08-25T03:41:09Z")
[QUOTE=bdgr]
1. The Grassy Knoll
2. There is no “good” place
3. for
4. ISO 9000
5. Cheese graters
6. literacy
7. meth addiction.
8. ♀
9. ♂
10. Cold Ethyl
[/QUOTE]
Er, weren’t we going to exclude “joke” answers and people trying to do badly, so that legitimate players don’t get shut out? Ditto for **El Kabong**.
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### Author:  [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2008, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133/39 "2008-08-25T03:44:05Z")
1. Coffeehouse
2. Las Vegas
3. Doggystyle
4. Syphilis
5. Feet
6. Chest hair
7. Chest hair
8. Pamela Anderson
9. Fabio
10. Wonderful Tonight
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### Author:  [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2008, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133/40 "2008-08-25T04:10:03Z")
[QUOTE=IvoryTowerDenizen]
ETA: I read 6 and 7 as both “turn off”- bad breath is not a turn on!!! Oops.
[/QUOTE]
Whoohoo! I’m not the only person to do this…
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