# The Definitely Night Time Feud: Sex and Dating by Windwalker \[Closed\]
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133
**Category:** The Game Room
**Created:** [August 24, 2008, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133 "2008-08-24T21:14:29Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 4
### Author:  [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2008, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133/61 "2008-08-25T16:23:50Z")
You can split up BDSM any which way you like, people can have bondage fetishes that don’t include any other the others, or vice versa.
However, to err on the safe side, maybe we should include any part of BDSM as all of a whole, to assist those of us who answered with just one part. 😃
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### Author:  [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2008, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133/62 "2008-08-25T16:45:54Z")
1. Coffee Shop
2. Private Residence
3. Missionary
4. AIDS
5. S&M
6. Gnarly hair
7. Sense of Humor
8. Pamela Anderson
9. Brad Pitt
10. In My Arms by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
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### Author:  [@3acresandatruck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3acresandatruck)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2008, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133/63 "2008-08-25T17:05:08Z")
[QUOTE=Queen Tonya]
However, to err on the safe side, maybe we should include any part of BDSM as all of a whole, to assist those of us who answered with just one part. 😃
[/QUOTE]
Yes, one should always essay to keep one’s errors on the safe side whenever BDSM is involved.
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### Author:  [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2008, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133/64 "2008-08-25T17:24:26Z")
1. Restaurant
2. City park
3. Missionary
4. AIDS
5. Bondage
6. Excess weight
7. Wealth
8. Angelina Jolie
9. George Clooney
10. _Forever and Ever Amen_
11. Don’t think it will get many votes, but it holds a special place in my heart
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### Author:  [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2008, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133/65 "2008-08-25T17:35:24Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Tell me about this. 😉
[/QUOTE]
It’s what I always think of when I see SDMB.
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### Author:  [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2008, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133/66 "2008-08-25T17:41:03Z")
[QUOTE=Zebra]
It’s what I always think of when I see SDMB.
[/QUOTE]
The way the server acts around here sometimes it is more like BDSM than SDMB.
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### Author:  [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2008, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133/67 "2008-08-25T17:46:56Z")
1. Starbucks.
2. Her parent’s home.
3. missionary.
4. AIDS.
5. Bondage.
6. Clinginess.
7. Infidelity.
8. Angelina Jolie.
9. George Clooney.
10. _It had to Be You_.
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### Author:  [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2008, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133/68 "2008-08-25T18:00:10Z")
1. Park
2. Catering Hall
3. 69
4. Herpes
5. Leather
6. Whining
7. Whining
8. Marilyn Monroe
9. Clooney
10. Always and Forever
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### Author:  [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2008, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133/69 "2008-08-25T18:00:59Z")
Ok then, I’m counting “D/S” in with “Bondage (S&M).”
We need 4 more responses.
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### Author:  [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2008, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133/70 "2008-08-25T19:37:33Z")
[QUOTE=3acresandatruck]
Yes, one should always essay to keep one’s errors on the safe side whenever BDSM is involved.
[/QUOTE]
Word.
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### Author:  [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2008, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133/71 "2008-08-25T19:41:59Z")
[QUOTE=Freudian Slit]
Damnit! I read them both as traits that were turn offs. Stupid stupid me…
[/QUOTE]
You aren’t the only one. :smack: :smack: :smack:
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### Author:  [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2008, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133/72 "2008-08-25T20:57:25Z")
Stick a fork in 'er…
Be back soon.
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### Author:  [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2008, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133/73 "2008-08-25T20:59:21Z")
**1. Coffee shop 22**
1. Park/Take a walk 8
2. Restaurant/Cafe 7
3. Zoo 3
4. Movies 2
5. Museum 2
6. Amusement Park 1
7. Beach 1
**2. At someone’s home or backyard 12**
**2. Beach 12** TIE
2. Park 11
2. Las Vegas 3
2. Country Club 2
2. Garden 2
2. Catering Hall 1
2. City Hall 1
2. Hotel 1
2. Synagogue 1
**3. Missionary 35**
3. Doggy Style 8
3. 69 3
**4. AIDS/HIV 23**
4. Herpes 11
4. Syphilis 7
4. Gonorrhea 4
4. Chlamydia 1
**5. Bondage (S&M) 22**
5. Foot fetish 17
5. Leather 3
5. Golden showers 1
5. Latex 1
5. Necrophilia 1
5. Spanking 1
**6. Obesity 8**
6. Smoking 6
6. Body odor/Poor hygiene 3
6. Nagging 3
6. Bad breath 2
6. Bossiness 2
6. Chest hair 2
6. Clinginess 2
6. Stupidity 2
6. Too talkative 2
6. Ugliness 2
6. Baby voice 1
6. Bad teeth 1
6. Bitchiness 1
6. Facial Hair 1
6. Fran Drescherness 1
6. Gnarly hair 1
6. jealousy 1
6. Lying 1
6. Mean Spirited 1
6. Whining 1
6. Won’t put out 1
6. Wussiness 1
**7. Good sense of humor 12**
7. Wealth/Money 5
7. Muscularity/Toned body 4
7. Body/Chest hair 3
7. Intelligence 3
7. Big breasts/Nice tits 2
7. Eyes 2
7. Nice butt 2
7. Sensitivity 2
7. Bad breath 1
7. Beer Belly 1
7. Body odor 1
7. Bossy 1
7. Infidelity 1
7. Obesity 1
7. Penis size 1
7. Sense of Humor 1
7. Strength 1
7. Too short 1
7. Whining 1
**8. Marilyn Monroe 25**
8. Angelina Jolie 14
8. Madonna 2
8. Pamela Anderson 2
8. Britney Spears 1
8. Heather Locklear 1
8. Jessica Biel 1
**9. Brad Pitt 27**
9. George Clooney 11
9. Johnny Depp 2
9. Antonio Banderas 1
9. Elvis 1
9. Fabio 1
9. Heath Ledger 1
9. Mick Jagger 1
9. Richard Gere 1
**10. What a Wonderful World 3** TIE
**10. Wonderful Tonight 3** TIE
10. Baby come back 2
10. Always and Forever 1
10. And I Love Her 1
10. And Then He Kissed Me 1
10. At Last 1
10. Bobcaygeon 1
10. Chasing cars, by Snow Patrol 1
10. Could I Have This Dance (For the Rest of My Life) 1
10. Cruisin’ 1
10. Damn U 1
10. Danny’s Song 1
10. Do You Realize? by the Flaming Lips 1
10. Endless Love 1
10. Fields of Gold-Sting 1
10. Forever and Ever Amen 1
10. Groovy Kind of Love 1
10. Happy Together 1
10. I Can’t Help Falling In Love With You 1
10. I Don’t Want To Miss a Thing 1
10. I Just Called To Say I Love You 1
10. I wanna know what love is 1
10. In My Arms by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds 1
10. In This Life by Chantal Kreviazuk 1
10. It had to Be You 1
10. It Takes Two - Marvin Gaye & Kim Weston 1
10. Love Changes Everything 1
10. Making Love Out of Nothing At All 1
10. none 1
10. Pass 1
10. She’s having my baby. 1
10. Stickshifts and Safetybelts by Cake 1
10. Still The One 1
10. There is no such thing. 1
10. We Belong by Pat Benatar 1
10. Weekend in New England 1
10. What?!?!?! 1
10. When a Man Loves a Woman 1
10. Wond’ring Aloud 1
10. You & Me (By Lifehouse) 1
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### Author:  [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2008, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133/74 "2008-08-25T21:18:32Z")
Looks like my love for Bill and Ted has hurt my chances.
again.
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### Author:  [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2008, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133/75 "2008-08-25T21:23:16Z")
I caught the error of #7 sense of humor/good sense of humor, and the scores reflect it.
Our resident sex fiend is ~~~drumroll~~~ **Swampbear**!! Well, slather him in butter 'cause he is on a roll! :: flings confetti - which sticks to him:: Way to go! He got 8/10. Perfect score was 384.79.
Thanks everyone! Thanks to Windwalker, too, for a fun time!
\*\*1. swampbear 371.74 \*\*
2. tdn 369.57
3. 42fish 367.39
4. Boozahol Squid, P.I. 358.70
5. Dolores Reborn 347.83
6. WVmom 343.48
7. RickJay 339.13
7. Gangster Octopus 339.13
9. Omniscient 336.96
10. wheresgeorge04 328.26
10. 3acresandatruck 328.26
10. brownie55 328.26
13. This’ll Do 326.09
13. fisha 326.09
15. cmkeller 321.74
15. drm 321.74
17. Happy Lendervedder 317.39
17. Elendil’s Heir 317.39
19. Justin\_Bailey 315.22
20. Wargamer 306.52
21. Gala Matrix Fire 304.35
21. want2know 304.35
23. Sternvogel 295.65
24. Really Not All That Bright 284.78
25. winterhawk11 280.43
26. anyrose 278.26
27. OtakuLoki 269.57
28. tesseract 265.22
29. Scarlett67 263.04
29. MadTheSwine 263.04
29. Queen Tonya 263.04
32. Windwalker 258.70
33. Alice The Goon 245.65
34. IvoryTowerDenizen 243.48
34. pravnik 243.48
36. Zebra 239.13
37. twickster 226.09
38. WormTheRed 221.74
39. tarragon918 213.04
40. lawoot 210.87
41. Gorgonzola 208.70
42. peekercpa 186.96
43. Amp 180.43
44. Freudian Slit 152.17
45. Ace309 145.65
46. jali 132.61
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### Author:  [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2008, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133/76 "2008-08-25T21:24:18Z")
Alpha:
3acresandatruck 328.26
42fish 367.39
Ace309 145.65
Alice The Goon 245.65
Amp 180.43
anyrose 278.26
Boozahol Squid, P.I. 358.70
brownie55 328.26
cmkeller 321.74
Dolores Reborn 347.83
drm 321.74
Elendil’s Heir 317.39
fisha 326.09
Freudian Slit 152.17
Gala Matrix Fire 304.35
Gangster Octopus 339.13
Gorgonzola 208.70
Happy Lendervedder 317.39
IvoryTowerDenizen 243.48
jali 132.61
Justin\_Bailey 315.22
lawoot 210.87
MadTheSwine 263.04
Omniscient 336.96
OtakuLoki 269.57
peekercpa 186.96
pravnik 243.48
Queen Tonya 263.04
Really Not All That Bright 284.78
RickJay 339.13
Scarlett67 263.04
Sternvogel 295.65
swampbear 371.74
tarragon918 213.04
tdn 369.57
tesseract 265.22
This’ll Do 326.09
twickster 226.09
want2know 304.35
Wargamer 306.52
wheresgeorge04 328.26
Windwalker 258.70
winterhawk11 280.43
WormTheRed 221.74
WVmom 343.48
Zebra 239.13
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2008, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133/77 "2008-08-25T21:42:06Z")
First in the sex feud! Now _that_ is sump’n to be proud of! 😃
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### Author:  [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2008, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133/78 "2008-08-25T22:01:27Z")
Question #10 may have been the least conch question of all time.
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### Author:  [@bdgr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdgr)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2008, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133/79 "2008-08-25T22:17:47Z")
[QUOTE=Scarlett67]
Er, weren’t we going to exclude “joke” answers and people trying to do badly, so that legitimate players don’t get shut out? Ditto for **El Kabong**.
[/QUOTE]
Joke answer?
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### Author:  [@bdgr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdgr)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2008, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-definitely-night-time-feud-sex-and-dating-by-windwalker-closed/461133/80 "2008-08-25T22:23:23Z")
[QUOTE=Dolores Reborn]
Yes, those two posts will be excluded. Sorry, **El\_Kabong** , I know you play all the time, but it’s not fair to the serious entries.
[/QUOTE]
I’m used to it. The cool kids never let me play with them. I’ll just be over here then with my encyclopedia brown books.
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