# The Democrats will win their election **URL:** \ **Category:** Great Debates\ **Created:** [October 15, 2016, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-democrats-will-win-their-election/768652 "2016-10-15T22:43:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2016, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-democrats-will-win-their-election/768652/101 "2016-10-29T13:17:40Z")
The prophecy is rigged. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2016, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-democrats-will-win-their-election/768652/102 "2016-10-29T18:34:53Z")
> [@k9bfriender](#): > > The knife is to cut the cake. The cake is a [DEL][COLOR=“Black”]lie[/DEL][/COLOR] prophecy! CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2016, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-democrats-will-win-their-election/768652/103 "2016-10-29T19:30:32Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > The cake is a [DEL][COLOR=“Black”]lie[/DEL][/COLOR] prophecy! > > CMC fnord! OMG! That’s it! Hillary is actually GladOS in a meatsuit! We’re all DOOOOOOOOMED! ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Quatro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bc8723/32.png) [@Mr\_Quatro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Quatro)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2016, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-democrats-will-win-their-election/768652/104 "2016-11-04T13:26:15Z")
Perhaps the knife is a swiss army knife 🙂 Do swiss army knives have whistles on them? :eek: This election is like a football game … with two goal post. One goal post is November 8th, 2016 … the other goal post is January 20th, 2017 in the middle is a playing field of huge proportions with the two well known players of Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump along with lesser known players, but the most important players are the field judges and the head referee and the lines men that move the chains. The Supreme Court and the US Congress will decide the winner, but not unitll the fat lady sings with her excuses of this all being one big mistake. I left out the coach for each team, but you know who they are by now, right? The play by play people are CNN, Fox, ABC, CBS and NBC … Whatever is going to happen has never happened before … you will be shocked, because it is a battle for what we think. It always has been a battle, but it is usually only in hindsight that we can see it. May the best person win … notice I said the best person and I do not think it is in the best interest of this country for it to be Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2016, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-democrats-will-win-their-election/768652/105 "2016-11-04T22:57:10Z")
> [@Mr\_Quatro](#): > > One goal post is November 8th, 2016 … the other goal post is January 20th, 2017 I think you have no idea how US elections work. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-democrats-will-win-their-election/768652/106 "2016-11-07T11:44:53Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > I think you have no idea how US elections work. He’s got some pretty cool ideas about how US football works, though! ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-democrats-will-win-their-election/768652/107 "2016-11-07T14:02:50Z")
> [@Mr\_Quatro](#): > > Whatever is going to happen has never happened before … you will be shocked, because it is a battle for what we think. He also has little concept of history. ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2016, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-democrats-will-win-their-election/768652/108 "2016-11-09T05:15:00Z")
Tell god you want your money back ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2016, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-democrats-will-win-their-election/768652/109 "2016-11-09T07:29:04Z")
God lied. Big league. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2016, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-democrats-will-win-their-election/768652/110 "2016-11-09T07:58:33Z")
> [@Mr\_Quatro](#): > > I don’t like it, but I’ve just received a word from the Lord (please don’t make fun of the Lord) that the Democrats will win the next election. > > The exact word of knowledge was simply this: “The democrats will win their election, but then comes the knife”. > > I don’t understand the part about the knife and I don’t like to add anything when the Lord gives these words of knowledge. I’m no prophet … just a normal nobody. > > I wonder though what that means? A knife can cut things apart … a knife in the back perhaps? > > Some revelation that would’ve kept her from being elected, perhaps? > > Does this mean Hillary won’t be partaking in the inauguration Friday, January 20th, 2017? > > If it is about Hillary’s health … Trump couldn’t do anything about it that’s for sure even if he took it to the supreme court. > > I have had these words in the past … not all the time, but they have always been right so far. > > So have fun with it or what you will … I am not into any vain glory. > > Sort of sad in a way … I thought Donald Trump still had a chance. Can I make fun of your Lord now? ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2016, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-democrats-will-win-their-election/768652/111 "2016-11-09T08:31:47Z")
> [@Tangent](#): > > God lied. Big league. He does that sometimes, to humble his prophets. Or something. Mysterious ways. ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2016, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-democrats-will-win-their-election/768652/112 "2016-11-09T09:38:35Z")
Has this convinced you to maybe see a doctor about the voices in your head? ---
**Author:** ![spifflog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@spifflog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spifflog)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2016, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-democrats-will-win-their-election/768652/113 "2016-11-09T12:54:02Z")
But I keep reading that the Republican party is dead? How can MSNBC be so wrong? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2016, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-democrats-will-win-their-election/768652/114 "2016-11-09T15:24:17Z")
So…what now? No knife? ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2016, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-democrats-will-win-their-election/768652/115 "2016-11-09T15:42:39Z")
Surprise Knife! ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2016, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-democrats-will-win-their-election/768652/116 "2016-11-09T15:49:05Z")
I repeat my question from the first page - > [@simster](#): > > If, by some chance\*\*, Trump were to win - what would that do to your belief? > > **deal with satan, of course, but I think Hillary had him killed last year** ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Quatro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bc8723/32.png) [@Mr\_Quatro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Quatro)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2016, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-democrats-will-win-their-election/768652/117 "2016-11-09T16:12:55Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > The prophecy is rigged. Yes, it was … My God does not lose elctions > [@Wesley\_Clark](#): > > Tell god you want your money back I didn’t pay God anything > [@Tangent](#): > > God lied. Big league. You can call God a liar, but i will never do that. > [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > Can I make fun of your Lord now? You shall not mock the Lord and get away with it. > [@Mangetout](#): > > He does that sometimes, to humble his prophets. > > Or something. Mysterious ways. Something like that, but was it God lying to me and if so for what reason? > [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#): > > Has this convinced you to maybe see a doctor about the voices in your head? I’m just an another old veteran, but the nearest hospital is 150 miles away and it takes three (3) months to get an apointment. > [@spifflog](#): > > But I keep reading that the Republican party is dead? How can MSNBC be so wrong? Can you believe that … they said the poll was double digits … How did MSNBC get it so wrong. > [@Mangetout](#): > > Surprise Knife! So far … I thought it was the US Congress or even the Supreme Court was the knife to decide. No days like that … looks like a clear victory to me. Only speed bump left is for the electorial college to have a rouge agent in it’s midst, about 60 of them to be exact is what Hillary needs. > [@simster](#): > > I repeat my question from the first page - I have no answer … in my heart I am happy that a woman is not the next POTUS. but now I look like a fool, uh? Jesus I still love you … I’m sorry if I offended anyone with this message. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2016, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-democrats-will-win-their-election/768652/118 "2016-11-09T16:14:51Z")
Jesus fakes left, goes right!! ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2016, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-democrats-will-win-their-election/768652/119 "2016-11-09T17:39:30Z")
Jesus saves, Gretzky gets the rebound, he shoots - HE SCORES! Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2016, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-democrats-will-win-their-election/768652/120 "2016-11-09T18:52:18Z")
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