# The describe y in x number of words challenge. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 16, 2003, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-describe-y-in-x-number-of-words-challenge/182189 "2003-06-16T11:54:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![alterego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6bbea6/32.png) [@alterego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alterego)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-describe-y-in-x-number-of-words-challenge/182189/221 "2003-12-19T06:33:23Z")
Greedy kids wake up on time for once. Describe the process of a chicken laying an egg in 23 words. ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-describe-y-in-x-number-of-words-challenge/182189/222 "2003-12-19T06:36:02Z")
The chicken must first walk in to the barn, where she proceeds to her nest. She then grunts and lays the hen fruit. Describe religion in three words ---
**Author:** ![Macrophage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/87869e/32.png) [@Macrophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Macrophage)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-describe-y-in-x-number-of-words-challenge/182189/223 "2003-12-19T07:20:20Z")
Worship of God. Describe fire in 29 words. ---
**Author:** ![alterego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6bbea6/32.png) [@alterego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alterego)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-describe-y-in-x-number-of-words-challenge/182189/224 "2003-12-19T08:18:34Z")
Oooooh, look at the pretty colors! It’s got blue and yellow and…_hmmm!_ I think i would like to eat some! _reaches over and grabs some blue stuff_ \_OWWWWWIEEEEEE_\ Teach me how to fart in the wind in 15 words. ---
**Author:** ![Beech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@Beech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beech)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-describe-y-in-x-number-of-words-challenge/182189/225 "2003-12-19T10:44:44Z")
Eat lots of beans, stand back to wind, squeeze buttocks hard, enjoy smell, check underwear. Grand Prix in eight words ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-describe-y-in-x-number-of-words-challenge/182189/226 "2003-12-19T14:16:59Z")
People racing in cars on a winding track. Describe Pi in 23 words. ---
**Author:** ![manwithaplan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@manwithaplan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manwithaplan)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-describe-y-in-x-number-of-words-challenge/182189/227 "2003-12-19T15:09:45Z")
The ratio between the diameter and the circumference of a circle, represented by the letter of the Greek alphabet at home in Stonehenge. ---
**Author:** ![manwithaplan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@manwithaplan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manwithaplan)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-describe-y-in-x-number-of-words-challenge/182189/228 "2003-12-19T15:21:55Z")
Sorry - describe the perfect crime in 35 words. ---
**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-describe-y-in-x-number-of-words-challenge/182189/229 "2003-12-19T15:54:35Z")
To chastain… bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. click. explain what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass in 6 words. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-describe-y-in-x-number-of-words-challenge/182189/230 "2003-12-19T16:42:34Z")
Sorry, I thought you were Bruce. Please give me a plot summary of Romeo and Juliet in 12 words. ---
**Author:** ![sultana\_of\_slash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@sultana\_of\_slash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sultana_of_slash)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-describe-y-in-x-number-of-words-challenge/182189/231 "2003-12-19T18:08:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gyrate \* > **I think flogging with a wet noodle would be appropriate, followed by the supergluing of fluffy kittens to various appendages.** [[{{sssplorf!!!}}]] Damn. That was a work keyboard. ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-describe-y-in-x-number-of-words-challenge/182189/232 "2003-12-19T19:00:17Z")
Unrequited love of two youngsters from opposing families. Both end up dead. Describe being incarcerated and thrown into prison in 18 words. ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-describe-y-in-x-number-of-words-challenge/182189/233 "2003-12-19T19:09:05Z")
Judge throws the book at you, bailiff hauls you away. Your large, overly muscular roommate calls you “Sweetcheeks”. Description: Work avoidance technique that won’t get you busted. Limit: 7 words. ---
**Author:** ![Dryfreeze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@Dryfreeze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dryfreeze)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-describe-y-in-x-number-of-words-challenge/182189/234 "2003-12-19T19:15:46Z")
Walk Around Quickly And Look Extremely Busy Describe Hand Sanitizer and the Antibacterial joy it brings to all little kids in a meer 13 words. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-describe-y-in-x-number-of-words-challenge/182189/235 "2003-12-19T19:49:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dryfreeze \* > \*\*Describe Hand Sanitizer and the Antibacterial joy it brings to all little kids in a meer 13 words. \*\* Now we can play in the cat box without getting really sick again. Tell me whether you think it’d be funny to fill a pinata with spaghetti and sauce for a little kid’s birthday party in 21 words. ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-describe-y-in-x-number-of-words-challenge/182189/236 "2003-12-19T20:02:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Giraffe \* > \*\*Now we can play in the cat box without getting really sick again. > Tell me whether you think it’d be funny to fill a pinata with spaghetti and sauce for a little kid’s birthday party in 21 words. \*\* Why of course! Nothing says fun like a gaggle of kids crying and covered in spaguettis and sauce! Enjoy the mess! Explain cold fussion in 13 words. ---
**Author:** ![Dryfreeze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@Dryfreeze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dryfreeze)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-describe-y-in-x-number-of-words-challenge/182189/237 "2003-12-19T20:20:07Z")
Endless cheap power theoretically possible however practically unable to be ascertained by man Explain the genocide by Saddam Hussein in 6 words. ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-describe-y-in-x-number-of-words-challenge/182189/238 "2003-12-19T20:26:10Z")
Evil coward dictator kills his opposers. Explain why hollywood made Gigli in 10 words. ---
**Author:** ![Dryfreeze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@Dryfreeze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dryfreeze)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-describe-y-in-x-number-of-words-challenge/182189/239 "2003-12-19T20:51:33Z")
What could be better than Ben and Jenny, again? Explain the process behind the creation of a hotdog in 10 words. ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-describe-y-in-x-number-of-words-challenge/182189/240 "2003-12-19T20:55:28Z")
Take bun. Insert weiner. Apply ketchup, mustard, mayo, tomato, onions. Explain how to shear a sheep 12 words [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-describe-y-in-x-number-of-words-challenge/182189.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-describe-y-in-x-number-of-words-challenge/182189.md?page=13)