# The Desecration in the Temple!!! (Sluts in Church) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 9, 2004, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-desecration-in-the-temple-sluts-in-church/263710 "2004-09-09T01:44:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-desecration-in-the-temple-sluts-in-church/263710/41 "2004-09-09T04:41:17Z")
> [@RedFury](#): > > Notice a bit of a problem between those two sentiments, Einstein? Moving from hyperbole to irony: Einstein had a sense of humor. > [@](#): > > Besides, what could possibly be better than a [hot chick with a nice pussy?](http://www.schpaa.com/humor/show.asp?id=hot_chick_with_nice_pussy%20(2).jpg) Go ahead, live a little. Click. How about choking on my [fat cock](http://www.stuffedark.com/rooster.htm)? [Ya know, if it wasn’t for the policy on _two clicks to non-‘work safe’ sites_…] ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-desecration-in-the-temple-sluts-in-church/263710/42 "2004-09-09T04:43:54Z")
> [@moriah](#): > > [Ya know, if it wasn’t for the policy on _two clicks to non-‘work safe’ sites_…] If my grandmother had balls… ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-desecration-in-the-temple-sluts-in-church/263710/43 "2004-09-09T04:51:05Z")
**moriah** , you might want to let this one go. Possibly more important things to fight. Just a thought. ---
**Author:** ![keturah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e95f7d/32.png) [@keturah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/keturah)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-desecration-in-the-temple-sluts-in-church/263710/44 "2004-09-09T04:53:04Z")
> [@moriah](#): > > Trust me, this whole thread is a slam against the trash in NJ. Including you, you darling little piece of work! As long as you continue to claim religion for your anger, I have a hint, you might want to check out the part of the bible where it says: LOVE THY NEIGHBOR. You are the worst sort of religous nut. You gleefully decide that you are able to hate because you are religous. Take some time out and examine your purposed beliefs. You just might find that you are not a follower of christ and his teachings at all. You just might be an unhappy, hateful bitch hiding under the guise of religion ---
**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-desecration-in-the-temple-sluts-in-church/263710/45 "2004-09-09T04:57:50Z")
> [@Queen Tonya](#): > > Guess the OP isn’t from one of them there witnessing sects, huh? Keep out the rabble, by all means, the Word is only for those judged worthy! You want the Word? You want THE WORD!!? YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE WORD!! > [@](#): > > **(RSV) Matthew 22** > > 1Jesus spoke to them again in parables, saying: > > 2"The kingdom of heaven is like a king who prepared a wedding banquet for his son. … 8"Then he said to his servants, ‘The wedding banquet is ready, but those I invited did not deserve to come. 9Go to the street corners and invite to the banquet anyone you find.’ 10So the servants went out into the streets and gathered all the people they could find, both good and bad, and the wedding hall was filled with guests. > > 11"But when the king came in to see the guests, he noticed a man there who was not wearing wedding clothes. 12’Friend,’ he asked, ‘how did you get in here without wedding clothes?’ The man was speechless. 13"Then the king told the attendants, ‘Tie him hand and foot, and throw him outside, into the darkness, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.’ > > 14"For many are invited, but few are chosen." Trust me, my children, there WILL be a judgment, and woe to you who appear before the Judge with low riding jeans showing your boxers. Do not stand before your maker in a tube top. Hear the Word of the Lord! ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-desecration-in-the-temple-sluts-in-church/263710/46 "2004-09-09T04:57:58Z")
I thought the OP would like [Strippers for Jay-sus](http://www.jesus21.com/portal/index.php?s=strippers)… ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-desecration-in-the-temple-sluts-in-church/263710/47 "2004-09-09T04:57:59Z")
I don’t know that the Op is a religous nut or being totaly serious. He’s just a fuddy duddy sick of the way those young folk dress. Shit, I never set foot in a church but I might be prepared to if some of this “fashion” went away. Let god smite the buggers I say. ---
**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-desecration-in-the-temple-sluts-in-church/263710/48 "2004-09-09T05:00:07Z")
> [@iampunha](#): > > **moriah** , you might want to let this one go. Possibly more important things to fight. > > Just a thought. Suppose for a moment that there were more important things to fight about, then why aren’t you letting this one go? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-desecration-in-the-temple-sluts-in-church/263710/49 "2004-09-09T05:12:33Z")
> [@moriah](#): > > Suppose for a moment that there were more important things to fight about, then why aren’t you letting this one go? Because there is still a chance for this not to turn into a big ugly clusterfuck, and we already have a massive on in the Pit this week. As is, though, looks from this corner like you’re fighting just for your own personal amusement. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-desecration-in-the-temple-sluts-in-church/263710/50 "2004-09-09T05:16:55Z")
_Real_ sluts don’t go to church. ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-desecration-in-the-temple-sluts-in-church/263710/51 "2004-09-09T05:18:49Z")
> [@iampunha](#): > > Because there is still a chance for this not to turn into a big ugly clusterfuck, and we already have a massive on in the Pit this week. > > As is, though, looks from this corner like you’re fighting just for your own personal amusement. Is there any chance you are taking this a teensy bit too seriously? ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-desecration-in-the-temple-sluts-in-church/263710/52 "2004-09-09T05:23:24Z")
Judging by the tone of the OP, her attempts at humor, irony, sarcasm, and in general the attempts at inflaming nearly everyone on the board, and despite her join date and post count I think, well I think she’s “pulling our leg”. There’s another name for it…but I hesitate to use it. Sam ---
**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-desecration-in-the-temple-sluts-in-church/263710/53 "2004-09-09T05:24:31Z")
> [@keturah](#): > > Including you, you darling little piece of work! > > As long as you continue to claim religion for your anger, I have a hint, you might want to check out the part of the bible where it says: > LOVE THY NEIGHBOR. > > You are the worst sort of religous nut. You gleefully decide that you are able to hate because you are religous. Take some time out and examine your purposed beliefs. You just might find that you are not a follower of christ and his teachings at all. You just might be an unhappy, hateful bitch hiding under the guise of religion **keturah** , **keturah** , you got it all wrong. You’re never going to be able to put someone in their place like this. What you’re doing is trying to take the high ground and the low ground at the same time… that never works. You can’t call me to task for having a hateful attitude while you call me ‘trash’ and ‘bitch’ at the same time. Doesn’t flow too well with the point you make about “loving thy neighbor”. You either have to stay above the mudslinging altogether, or, dive in completely with wrathful jibe. Other contradictions abound: you present me as ‘gleeful’ and ‘unhappy.’ You present me as overtly hateful because of religion and covertly hateful hiding under the guise of religion. OK, so here’s what I want you to do: Repost this and clean it up. Decide and stick with either the high or the low road, but not both. Take out the contradictory statements. Also, the spelling and capitalization needs some work. Also: ‘your purposed beliefs…’ I believe you’re looking for ‘your purported beliefs…’ While you’re looking that one up, look up ‘hyperbole.’ ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-desecration-in-the-temple-sluts-in-church/263710/54 "2004-09-09T05:25:19Z")
> [@iampunha](#): > > Because there is still a chance for this not to turn into a big ugly clusterfuck, and we already have a massive on in the Pit this week. > > As is, though, looks from this corner like you’re fighting just for your own personal amusement. Is there any chance that you are taking this a teensy bit to seriously? Just asking 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-desecration-in-the-temple-sluts-in-church/263710/55 "2004-09-09T05:31:03Z")
> [@iampunha](#): > > Because there is still a chance for this not to turn into a big ugly clusterfuck, and we already have a massive on in the Pit this week. > > As is, though, looks from this corner like you’re fighting just for your own personal amusement. You hang up first, Pit Cop! ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-desecration-in-the-temple-sluts-in-church/263710/56 "2004-09-09T05:31:25Z")
Ooooooooops it said it didn’t post! Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-desecration-in-the-temple-sluts-in-church/263710/57 "2004-09-09T05:34:13Z")
> [@GaWd](#): > > There’s another name for it…but I hesitate to use it. I still had some benefit of doubt left, but after the latest post I agree. Feeding time is over, for my part. ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-desecration-in-the-temple-sluts-in-church/263710/58 "2004-09-09T05:43:23Z")
The maniacal religious rantings from **moriah** kind of gives me the feeling that we all might be getting whooshed, as they’re almost too far out to be believeable. If you’re really serious, **moriah** , I gotta say that it’s people like you who made me mostly turn my back on Catholocism and Christianity. It sounds like you’re a living oxymoron. But I gotta rejoice in tha _lawd_ to be reedeemed? Oh, well… Party in Hell! Everyone’s invited! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-desecration-in-the-temple-sluts-in-church/263710/59 "2004-09-09T05:50:23Z")
> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#): > > …If you’re really serious, **moriah** , I gotta say that it’s people like you who made me mostly turn my back on Catholocism and Christianity. It sounds like you’re a living oxymoron. Wow. Sounds like you have some deep and profound faith. ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-desecration-in-the-temple-sluts-in-church/263710/60 "2004-09-09T05:55:13Z")
> [@](#): > > **GaWd** : There’s another name for it…but I hesitate to use it. I just want to know what part of the country Moriah is from. I want to live where “short sleeve shirts in a light cotton weave” will do for semi-formal occasions. Damn, if they accept plaid, that would be heaven! Anybody have a Dirt Devil so that I can get the rest of the glitter out of my navel? All Saints’ Day will be here before you know it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-desecration-in-the-temple-sluts-in-church/263710.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-desecration-in-the-temple-sluts-in-church/263710.md?page=4)