# The Devil's Dayplanner **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 20, 2003, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-devils-dayplanner/149780 "2003-01-20T11:59:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-devils-dayplanner/149780/21 "2003-01-20T21:10:16Z")
Nothing about deodorant? ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-devils-dayplanner/149780/22 "2003-01-20T21:14:14Z")
Just out of curiosity, what’s down for November 4 at 2:30? No, not asking for any particular reason. No really! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-devils-dayplanner/149780/23 "2003-01-20T23:51:52Z")
The devil went down to Georgia…he was looking for a soul to steal…thanks a lot **Rue** now I won’t rest til I dig out that Charlie Daniels CD and play it tonight. I got a new day planner for the new year. It’s really cool. Leather and all. Smells good. Really boring tho. Like last week and this week. Last week…Management team meeting 10-Noon(did the arrows pointing down thing), Lunch with boss and co-worker (sushi!)…conference call re: older adult services with national office 2-4. Return phone calls 4-5. Tuesday VR meeting and brunch 10:00 (with arrows pointing to Noon)…Lunch with Tom Noon - 1:00…P.M. Drive to Atlanta…8:00 P.M. dinner at Babette’s with boss and Regional Manager. Wednesday…state capitol A.M., hear Governor’s budget address…Lunch with boss 12:30…P.M. Legislative Conference…5:00-7:00…reception for legislators at the Depot…8:30…dinner with colleagues at Bluepointe (damn good pure martinis there…tho I didn’t put this in my planner…just to let y’all know if you ever go to Bluepointe in Atlanta for dinner…have a pure martini with blue cheese stuffed olives…yummmmmmmmm!) Thursday…back to Capitol to meet with local State Representatives and Senators re: proposed Legislation A.M…P.M. drive home…Friday…write notes to local State Reps and Senators thanking them for listening…arrange meeting with local Area Agencies on Aging for MOA’s re: older adult services…6:00 P.M…meet bf and friends for dinner and drinks…then weekend! Monday…holiday!!!..Tuesday…work on app. for CCSP provider number…Lunch…Ed and Sarah at the Rocket…P.M…regional board meeting…Wednesday A.M…continue work on CCSP app…11:00…Safety Committee meeting (note: appoint new chair)…etc… Satan has a much better day planner than I do _sob_ I wanna exterminate imps, learn origami (well, not really), ride in tanks, and order itchy uniforms! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-devils-dayplanner/149780/24 "2003-01-20T23:52:56Z")
The devil went down to Georgia…he was looking for a soul to steal…thanks a lot **Rue** now I won’t rest til I dig out that Charlie Daniels CD and play it tonight. I got a new day planner for the new year. It’s really cool. Leather and all. Smells good. Really boring tho. Like last week and this week. Last week…Management team meeting 10-Noon(did the arrows pointing down thing), Lunch with boss and co-worker (sushi!)…conference call re: older adult services with national office 2-4. Return phone calls 4-5. Tuesday VR meeting and brunch 10:00 (with arrows pointing to Noon)…Lunch with Tom Noon - 1:00…P.M. Drive to Atlanta…8:00 P.M. dinner at Babette’s with boss and Regional Manager. Wednesday…state capitol A.M., hear Governor’s budget address…Lunch with boss 12:30…P.M. Legislative Conference…5:00-7:00…reception for legislators at the Depot…8:30…dinner with colleagues at Bluepoint ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-devils-dayplanner/149780/25 "2003-01-20T23:52:56Z")
The devil went down to Georgia…he was looking for a soul to steal…thanks a lot **Rue** now I won’t rest til I dig out that Charlie Daniels CD and play it tonight. I got a new day planner for the new year. It’s really cool. Leather and all. Smells good. Really boring tho. Like last week and this week. Last week…Management team meeting 10-Noon(did the arrows pointing down thing), Lunch with boss and co-worker (sushi!)…conference call re: older adult services with national office 2-4. Return phone calls 4-5. Tuesday VR meeting and brunch 10:00 (with arrows pointing to Noon)…Lunch with Tom Noon - 1:00…P.M. Drive to Atlanta…8:00 P.M. dinner at Babette’s with boss and Regional Manager. Wednesday…state capitol A.M., hear Governor’s budget address…Lunch with boss 12:30…P.M. Legislative Conference…5:00-7:00…reception for legislators at the Depot…8:30…dinner with colleagues at Bluepoint ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-devils-dayplanner/149780/26 "2003-01-21T00:13:06Z")
**swampbear** , there is such a thing as _too much_ planning. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-devils-dayplanner/149780/27 "2003-01-21T00:43:36Z")
Reminds me of the Eddie Izzard bit where he tries to envision Pol Pot’s day planner. “Death, death, death, death, lunch, death, death, afternoon tea, death, death, death, _quick shower_, dinner.” It’s a lot funnier than it sounds, I swear. ---
**Author:** ![j\_kat\_251](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@j\_kat\_251](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_kat_251)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-devils-dayplanner/149780/28 "2003-01-21T02:40:33Z")
> [@](#): > > Just out of curiosity, what’s down for November 4 at 2:30? > No, not asking for any particular reason. No really. He’s attending a service. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-devils-dayplanner/149780/29 "2003-01-21T13:04:40Z")
Memo To: Satan From: swampbear Re: AOHELL Look, I know AOL is your work. However, is it really necessary for it to tell me it cannot find a website after I type in a post and then send it THREE FREAKIN’ TIMES after I give up? Sheesh! After the first time, I reposted an abbreviated version of my op which appeared to have been eaten. Not only did your ISP spawn then decide it was ok to send on my op, it sent the new version twice. I wonder if **Rue** saw that in your planner for Monday, January 20, 2003. A big block of time with pointing down arrows and all that said, “screw with swampbear’s post to **RueDeDay’s** thread.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-devils-dayplanner/149780/30 "2003-01-21T17:37:40Z")
If you’d like, you can mail it to me and I’ll return it when he comes for dinner on Sunday. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-devils-dayplanner/149780/31 "2003-01-21T17:56:38Z")
Geeze-us. Looks like Satan’s stuck in a bit of a rut there - same ol’ thing day after day after day. . . . No wonder the old bastard is so cranky. ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-devils-dayplanner/149780/32 "2003-01-21T18:27:54Z")
> [@](#): > > Reminds me of the Eddie Izzard bit where he tries to envision Pol Pot’s day planner. > > “Death, death, death, death, lunch, death, death, afternoon tea, death, death, death, quick shower, dinner.” No, **Daowajan** , there is _nothing_ funnier than this. And just for the record, I knew it was fake when it mentioned ALF. ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-devils-dayplanner/149780/33 "2003-01-21T18:38:42Z")
Return my property, insignificant worm, or I shall visit intolerable suffering upon thee. Who said that? ---
**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-devils-dayplanner/149780/34 "2003-01-21T18:58:26Z")
You are too clever by half to pick up on that one **Gorgon**. ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-devils-dayplanner/149780/35 "2003-01-21T19:17:36Z")
😉 Honestly, I thought at first you may have found a dayplanner owned by a geek who keeps if for a LARP character until that point. Good run, though. ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-devils-dayplanner/149780/36 "2003-01-21T19:22:20Z")
Oh my god…I don’t think I’ll ever be able to think of satan as anything except ‘M. Scratch’ again :D. ---
**Author:** ![Mephisto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@Mephisto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mephisto)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-devils-dayplanner/149780/37 "2003-01-21T19:23:20Z")
I misplaced my day planner recently . . . ---
**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-devils-dayplanner/149780/38 "2003-01-21T19:34:08Z")
Can you describe it **Mephisto**? (I’m covering up the OP with my hand so you can’t cheat.) I wouldn’t want this to fall into the wrong hands. Yer mom’s expecting you for dinner this Sunday. Don’t forget. “LARP” **Gorgon**? I’m not as hip as I look sometimes. -Rue. ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-devils-dayplanner/149780/39 "2003-01-21T19:51:32Z")
“Live Action Role Playing” ---
**Author:** ![GKW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@GKW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GKW)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-devils-dayplanner/149780/40 "2003-01-21T20:32:31Z")
My SO and I used to keep a running log that turned out to be a kind of shared journal with art work and comments on all kinds of stuff. We accidently left it at a restaurant where we’d eaten breakfast after our morning run. Two days later we went back to see if we’d possibly left it there. Eddie described it and one of the waitresses started laughing, “Oh yeah, I remember seeing it. They were passing it around the kitchen.” Apparently, the staff loved reading all our personal tidbits but no one was able to tell us what happened to it. Jerks! **Rue** if you ever do find the Devils day planner, you’d better return it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-devils-dayplanner/149780.md?page=1)