# The difference between Sarah Palin and a Pit Bull is... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 7, 2008, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-difference-between-sarah-palin-and-a-pit-bull-is/462515 "2008-09-07T18:57:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-difference-between-sarah-palin-and-a-pit-bull-is/462515/1 "2008-09-07T18:57:46Z")
Since Sarah Palin has taken to joking that the difference between a Hockey Mom and a Pit Bull is lipstick, (ha ha), I thought I’d open up the floor to jokes Sarah Palin particularly, and leave all other Hockey mom’s out of it. Contribute your own Sarah Palin is different than a Pit Bull jokes here. The difference between Sarah Palin and a Pit Bull is: one is a nasty rabid bitch, the other is a dog. The difference between Sarah Palin and a Pit Bull is: A pit bull wouldn’t have thrown Bristol to the press to save its own ass. The difference between Sarah Palin and a Pit Bull is: A pit bull doesn’t think it’s better than you. The difference between Sarah Palin and a Pit Bull is: A pit bull can’t get admitted to five consecutive colleges. The difference between Sarah Palin and a Pit Bull is: A pit bull doesn’t shit all over community volunteers. The difference between Sarah Palin and a Pit Bull is: A pit bull is okay with all books in a library. The difference between Sarah Palin and a Pit Bull is: A pit bull doesn’t use public office to settle family scores with ex-brother in laws. ---
**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-difference-between-sarah-palin-and-a-pit-bull-is/462515/2 "2008-09-07T19:10:58Z")
A pit bull doesn’t wear glasses. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-difference-between-sarah-palin-and-a-pit-bull-is/462515/3 "2008-09-07T19:13:32Z")
A pitbull isn’t scared of facing a reporter. ---
**Author:** ![Club\_33](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@Club\_33](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Club_33)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-difference-between-sarah-palin-and-a-pit-bull-is/462515/4 "2008-09-07T19:14:42Z")
You can take a pit bull in to be neutered. (Courtesy of Bill Maher) ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-difference-between-sarah-palin-and-a-pit-bull-is/462515/5 "2008-09-07T19:16:44Z")
The pit bull has better ethics. ---
**Author:** ![AT\_Love](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@AT\_Love](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AT_Love)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-difference-between-sarah-palin-and-a-pit-bull-is/462515/6 "2008-09-07T19:19:38Z")
You’d think twice before putting a pitbull to sleep. ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-difference-between-sarah-palin-and-a-pit-bull-is/462515/7 "2008-09-07T19:24:06Z")
You might actually want to fuck a pitbull. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-difference-between-sarah-palin-and-a-pit-bull-is/462515/8 "2008-09-07T19:30:45Z")
> [@monstro](#): > > A pit bull doesn’t wear glasses. [White Pit Bull wearing yellow glasses on yellow background. Stock Image | u10049070 | Fotosearch](http://www.fotosearch.com/UNY840/u10049070/) wrongo! ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-difference-between-sarah-palin-and-a-pit-bull-is/462515/9 "2008-09-07T19:32:23Z")
There are plenty of hockey moms in the Boston area. They don’t wear lipstick. It would just rub off on their Dunkin’ Donuts coffee cups at their sons’ 5AM practices. The punchline should have been “A Bruins jacket”. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-difference-between-sarah-palin-and-a-pit-bull-is/462515/10 "2008-09-07T20:07:05Z")
It took some time, but now I remember who Sarah-cuda reminds me of. [Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian](http://www.bettybowers.com/). Robin ---
**Author:** ![Lance\_Turbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lance_turbo/32/6156_2.png) [@Lance\_Turbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lance_Turbo)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-difference-between-sarah-palin-and-a-pit-bull-is/462515/11 "2008-09-07T20:14:14Z")
The difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is… six to eight nipples. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_from\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Man\_from\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_from_Mars)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-difference-between-sarah-palin-and-a-pit-bull-is/462515/12 "2008-09-07T21:03:22Z")
One is a brutal, vicious animal that can eat your limbs away. The other is a brutal, vicious animal that can eat your rights away. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-difference-between-sarah-palin-and-a-pit-bull-is/462515/13 "2008-09-07T21:08:08Z")
I trust the pit bull more. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-difference-between-sarah-palin-and-a-pit-bull-is/462515/14 "2008-09-07T21:14:52Z")
A pit bull has its litter all at once. ---
**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-difference-between-sarah-palin-and-a-pit-bull-is/462515/15 "2008-09-07T21:16:10Z")
The pit bull might make a passable VP candidate. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-difference-between-sarah-palin-and-a-pit-bull-is/462515/16 "2008-09-07T21:21:54Z")
> [@lissener](#): > > You might actually want to fuck a pitbull. We have a winner! I laughed for five minutes over this. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-difference-between-sarah-palin-and-a-pit-bull-is/462515/17 "2008-09-07T22:51:36Z")
Pitbulls may shit outdoors but at least they don’t rape the environment. I happen to like pitbulls and as someone else said, I’d trust one over her anyday. There needs to be a Pitbull Antidefamation League. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-difference-between-sarah-palin-and-a-pit-bull-is/462515/18 "2008-09-07T22:52:18Z")
> [@ArchiveGuy](#): > > A pitbull isn’t scared of facing a reporter. No kidding. The campaign is going on that ‘she’ll give interviews when she feels comfortable doing it.’. This was my favorite quote from campaign manager Rick Davis;“Why would we want to throw Sarah Palin into a cycle of piranhas called the news media that have nothing better to ask questions about than her personal life and her children?” Davis said. “So until at which point in time we feel like the news media is going to treat her with some level of respect and deference, I think it would be foolhardy to put her out into that kind of environment.” If she can’t handle an interview, she can’t handle being in Washington. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-difference-between-sarah-palin-and-a-pit-bull-is/462515/19 "2008-09-07T23:17:11Z")
> [@Antinor01](#): > > No kidding. The campaign is going on that ‘she’ll give interviews when she feels comfortable doing it.’. This was my favorite quote from campaign manager Rick Davis;“Why would we want to throw Sarah Palin into a cycle of piranhas called the news media that have nothing better to ask questions about than her personal life and her children?” Davis said. “So until at which point in time we feel like the news media is going to treat her with some level of respect and deference, I think it would be foolhardy to put her out into that kind of environment.” > > If she can’t handle an interview, she can’t handle being in Washington. Theirs is a strawman argument. The translation of their bullshit is: she’s weak on nearly all the issues and reporters will expose her for the fraud she is. ---
**Author:** ![Linear\_Crack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Linear\_Crack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linear_Crack)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-difference-between-sarah-palin-and-a-pit-bull-is/462515/20 "2008-09-07T23:21:56Z")
> [@Antinor01](#): > > No kidding. The campaign is going on that ‘she’ll give interviews when she feels comfortable doing it.’. This was my favorite quote from campaign manager Rick Davis;“Why would we want to throw Sarah Palin into a cycle of piranhas called the news media that have nothing better to ask questions about than her personal life and her children?” Davis said. “So until at which point in time we feel like the news media is going to treat her with some level of respect and deference, I think it would be foolhardy to put her out into that kind of environment.” > > If she can’t handle an interview, she can’t handle being in Washington. [Palin agrees to interview](http://news.yahoo.com/s/politico/20080907/pl_politico/13227) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-difference-between-sarah-palin-and-a-pit-bull-is/462515.md?page=2)