# The do-over MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [January 13, 2014, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646 "2014-01-13T10:02:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646/81 "2014-01-14T20:00:05Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Ah, Spidey, sit down.  
> I have some [very bad news](http://www.marinedepot.com/San_Francisco_Bay_Brand_Brine_Shrimp_Hatch_Mix_3_pack_Brine_Shrimp_Eggs-San_Francisco_Bay_Brand-SB1151-FIFDDRBS-vi.html) for you. :rolleyes:

I don’t understand;are these frimpsh really sea monkeys? Are these the next best thing because sea monkeys went extinct?

FTR, I never had (or have even seen live) sea monkeys other than the ad in the back of some comic book as a kid.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646/82 "2014-01-14T20:14:40Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> I don’t understand;are these frimpsh really sea monkeys? Are these the next best thing because sea monkeys went extinct?
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> FTR, I never had (or have even seen live) sea monkeys other than the ad in the back of some comic book as a kid.

Sea Monkeys are brine shrimp.  
A guy bred brine shrimp and let the oldest breed until he had some that would live more than overnight.  
Sorry, Dude.  
They sleep with the fishes.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646/83 "2014-01-14T20:50:23Z")

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Howdy **Rio**! Come back and play!

Howdy from da cave! Don’t know what I want for dindin. I might even go up to the Subway that’s only a mile away and get a sub. Or not.

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646/84 "2014-01-14T21:24:10Z")

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[QUOTE=Yllaria]  
the importance of commas…

Rachael Ray finds inspiration in cooking her family and her dog.

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Somewhere around the turn of the century, Pacific Bell / SBC ran an ad that showcased the dangers of dialup. A woman wants to greet the new neighbors. The new family, or at least their child, happen to be deaf, so she tries to stream a jumpy and blocky video on sign language, then heads over. She presents a pie and signs “I baked your dog,” prompting the kid to run off screaming.

Sadly, nobody seems to have put this up on Youtube, so you’ll have to trust me.

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646/85 "2014-01-14T21:24:15Z")

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Sah-son decided he wanted Dominoes today. Would not have been my choice but it’s his day so his choice. So part of a pizza for lunch, part for dinner and maybe even some left for breakfast. I ordered some chocolate lava cakes as well, so there is my chocolate fix for the next few days.  
He got several Dominoes gift cards for Christmas and I asked if he wanted to use one of his cards or should I pay for it. HA! Dumb question! He is hanging on to his gift cards.

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646/86 "2014-01-14T21:44:05Z")

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> [@gotpasswords](#):
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> Somewhere around the turn of the century, Pacific Bell / SBC ran an ad that showcased the dangers of dialup. A woman wants to greet the new neighbors. The new family, or at least their child, happen to be deaf, so she tries to stream a jumpy and blocky video on sign language, then heads over. She presents a pie and signs “I baked your dog,” prompting the kid to run off screaming.
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> Sadly, nobody seems to have put this up on Youtube, so you’ll have to trust me.

I baking your dog?

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646/87 "2014-01-14T21:45:09Z")

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Home at last. The cabinet I’m trying to draw is really trying my patience. The original drawings are incomplete and inaccurate. The actual cabinets that we have in-house are only partially accessible, so I do a lot of feeling around to try to figure out how it’s put together. But there’s some stuff that I’m just guessing. It does help to build it in 3-D, but little mistakes affect multiple parts, and I’m getting really good at adding to or taking from extrusions.

I think I’ve figured out the shell as well as I can, so tomorrow, I’ll start drawing up the details. I dread doing the assembly drawing, so that’ll be last. And they’ll have to find someone to do a really good check of my drawings - the chances that I’ve done it all perfectly are pretty close to nil.

\*\*FCD \*\*and his folks should be near or on I-10 west of Jacksonville. Possibly farther down 301. I know they’ll all be glad to hit Ocala. Higgs is outside barking like an idiot - something she does oh-so-well. It’s 15 minutes till her dinnertime, so she’ll be at the door soon.

My supper will be leftover pot roast and veggies. Ice cream for dessert. And maybe an early bedtime. I’s fried.

Happy Tuesday anyway!

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646/88 "2014-01-14T21:50:07Z")

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> [@gotpasswords](#):
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> “I baked your dog,”

The sign for “dog” is snapping your fingers or patting your lower leg, as you would call a dog. I’d like to see that; I sign very, very badly, but I can’t imagine how the error would occur.  
🙂

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646/89 "2014-01-14T21:51:37Z")

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Chikin/Bacon/Cheddar Ranch sammich on Eyetalian herb 'n cheese bread. YUM! Made my tummy happy plus I did not have to cook it, plus I ordered it on line and it was ready when I got there and all toasty and warm.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646/90 "2014-01-14T21:52:38Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> Higgs is outside barking like an idiot - something she does oh-so-well.

Someone, somewhere within a one mile radius of you house, Did Something.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646/91 "2014-01-14T22:06:00Z")

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… or a leaf fell…

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646/92 "2014-01-14T22:16:12Z")

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I beg your pardon. 🙂

Someone or something, somewhere within a one mile radius of you house, Did Something.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646/93 "2014-01-14T22:50:18Z")

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…Or the wind blew. …Or a leaf rustled. One never knows. However Higgs knows and is defendin’ her castle and all its denizens against the dark forces. 😃

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646/94 "2014-01-14T23:33:30Z")

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She’s out in the yard again, in the moonlight, barking at something she saw in the dark. Little goof.

My sweetie called a bit ago - they were in Starke, stopping for something to eat. They should be in Ocala by 7:30 or so, depending on how long it takes them to have supper. Then midday on Firday, MIL will take FCD to the Amtrak station in Orlando, that he’ll be in DC the next morning. YAY!!

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646/95 "2014-01-15T00:17:00Z")

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So I had a customer call and complain that her _ **NON-ELECTRIC** _ razor did not have a power button, and how could she shave with it.:dubious:

Hey, **Rio**!

Hey, **Srae**!

Hope **BooMom** feel better soon. Can Sri Lanken spiders fetch tea?

**WetOne** , that was nice of that person.

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646/96 "2014-01-15T00:34:12Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> So I had a customer call and complain that her _ **NON-ELECTRIC** _ razor did not have a power button, and how could she shave with it.:dubious:

😃

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646/97 "2014-01-15T00:55:46Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> So I had a customer call and complain that her _ **NON-ELECTRIC** _ razor did not have a power button, and how could she shave with it.:dubious:

How thick is her leg hair that she needs a gas-powered razor? :eek:

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646/98 "2014-01-15T01:16:59Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> How thick is her leg hair that she needs a gas-powered razor? :eek:

More like somebody done caught the crazy.

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**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646/99 "2014-01-15T01:37:24Z")

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Or the stupid.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646/100 "2014-01-15T03:52:21Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> My sweetie called a bit ago - they were in Starke, stopping for something to eat. They should be in Ocala by 7:30 or so, depending on how long it takes them to have supper. Then midday on Firday, MIL will take FCD to the Amtrak station in Orlando, that he’ll be in DC the next morning. YAY!!

Until I found Mrs Plant (v.3.0) again, I longed for someone who loved me so much.

Don’t spoil it, Fairychat. Nothing to see here, move along. 🙂

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