# The do-over MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [January 13, 2014, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646 "2014-01-13T10:02:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646/141 "2014-01-16T14:47:42Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> Good luck with the quick packing, **Drae**.

Packing is no problem for me–if I move at my speed (and not Roomie’s), I could have the whole house packed and ready to move by Sunday night. It’s _selling_ our place that I think is going to take a while. And I am impatient. _VERY_ impatient.

I want my big house and giant yard and my second damn dog, thank you. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646/142 "2014-01-16T14:48:05Z")

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Happy Thorsday!

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646/143 "2014-01-16T14:56:55Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> I have a blurfy headache. It’s from last night’s insomnia. I think I finally fell asleep around 5 am. My cat went off at 7 and I couldn’t find the snooze button.

You can get to it with a can opener.

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**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646/144 "2014-01-16T14:59:44Z")

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Happy Thorsday all,

Still grooving from last night, we added some Stevie Wonder and agreed to try out a singer.

Today is going to be a good day with coffee, I declare it as such.

That is all.

**Jim**

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646/145 "2014-01-16T15:01:44Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> I have a blurfy headache. It’s from last night’s insomnia. I think I finally fell asleep around 5 am. My cat went off at 7 and I couldn’t find the snooze button.

Wouldn’t that be a can of cat food?

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646/146 "2014-01-16T15:06:38Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> You can get to it with a can opener.

> [@VunderBob](#):
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> Wouldn’t that be a can of cat food?

both of which require getting out of bed which I was disinclined to do. Then Nature called, and since I was up anyway . . .

I’m not going to nap later because I’ll end up with insomnia again tonight. _sigh_

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646/147 "2014-01-16T15:07:40Z")

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> [@VunderBob](#):
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> Wouldn’t that be a can of cat food?

You’re a sharp one, Vunderbob. 🙂

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646/148 "2014-01-16T15:08:58Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> both of which require getting out of bed which I was disinclined to do. Then Nature called, and since I was up anyway . . .

Keep 'em under the pillow, or better, one of those foil packets of tender vittles.

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646/149 "2014-01-16T15:40:07Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> You’re a sharp one, Vunderbob. 🙂

I’m under no obligation to look first for your post saying the same thing 6 entries later and therefore off my screen, so bite me. 😛

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646/150 "2014-01-16T15:43:13Z")

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> [@VunderBob](#):
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> I’m under no obligation to look first for your post saying the same thing 6 entries later and therefore off my screen, so bite me. 😛

And here I am trying to be a nice guy.  
No good deed goes unpunished. 🙂

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646/151 "2014-01-16T15:44:36Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> You’re a sharp one, Vunderbob. 🙂

> [@VunderBob](#):
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> I’m under no obligation to look first for your post saying the same thing 6 entries later and therefore off my screen, so bite me. 😛

> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> And here I am trying to be a nice guy.  
> No good deed goes unpunished. 🙂

Boys, boys! Don’t fight over me. There’s enough of me for both of you. Seriously. 😃

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646/152 "2014-01-16T15:51:49Z")

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Things are kinda slow on the irkfront. I could stand for it to stay that way today. Of course, now that I’ve made the fact public it won’t be.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646/153 "2014-01-16T15:55:30Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> Things are kinda slow on the irkfront. I could stand for it to stay that way today. Of course, now that I’ve made the fact public it won’t be.

See post 150.  
You are not first on four. ☹

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646/154 "2014-01-16T16:04:23Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> See post 150.  
> You are not first on four. ☹

Nor, Sir, did I claim to be first on four. **Rosie** , the cute one, made that claim.

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**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646/155 "2014-01-16T16:05:19Z")

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**Rosie** Sorry about your friends. We lost Big Fat Paulie here at Technical Thingies in October to a very aggressive liver cancer, and things haven’t been as fun. He and I were hired within a couple months of each other, and in ten years we just watched other sales critters come and go.

Irk today is something else. My boss is out of town this week in Texas, so I’m supposed to be the adult supervision while he’s gone. And the kids are just goofing off.

We’ve had three vendor reps in for Sales pitches and training, and I only knew about one of them (today’s) ahead of time. And this clown comes in and says, “If you don’t buy more from us, we’re going to drop you from our sellers list.” Well, clown, stop selling your line to the internet people who know nothing more than how to look up the catalog number, and when someone in our area calls you or your Big Company, refer them over to us.

Irksome, very. I just don’t have the patience to deal with people like this anymore, I’m over a decade from even thinking about retiring, and far too old to go looking for another job. They got me trapped by the short hairs.

Thanks for the vent.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646/156 "2014-01-16T16:10:50Z")

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> [@Draelin](#):
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> Packing is no problem for me–if I move at my speed (and not Roomie’s), I could have the whole house packed and ready to move by Sunday night. It’s _selling_ our place that I think is going to take a while. And I am impatient. _VERY_ impatient.
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> I want my big house and giant yard and my second damn dog, thank you. 🙂

: FedExes Goride to **Drae** :😃

Vent away. **Sean**. That’s what we’re here for.

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646/157 "2014-01-16T16:13:11Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> Morning, I’m up and caffeinated, and off work. I slept through the [del]:eek:_ **SNOWPOCALYPSE** _:eek:[/del]flurries last night.

That counts as a snowpocalypse in Raleigh.

I need to make a plan for what I’m going to do on vacation. I have a bag full of t-shirts that need cutting up and I need to figure out what day I’m going to see Der Pa. Hopefully there will be pecans in the back yard that I can get to before every squirrel in Metrolina shows up.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646/158 "2014-01-16T16:44:25Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> See post 150.  
> You are not first on four. ☹

I don’t know where you’re looking, but for the rest of us, there are 50 posts per page, which makes #s 51, 101, 151, 201, 251, etc etc etc the first on their respective pages

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646/159 "2014-01-16T16:53:56Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> I don’t know where you’re looking, but for the rest of us, there are 50 posts per page, which makes #s 51, 101, 151, 201, 251, etc etc etc the first on their respective pages

I was just poking him.  
150 is a reference to “no good deed goes unpunished.”

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-do-over-mmp/678646/160 "2014-01-16T16:57:19Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> I was just poking him.  
> 150 is a reference to “no good deed goes unpunished.”

Do Not Poke Da Bear. This will cause da bear to steal your pic-a-nic basket. 😃

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