How long should I wait before hitting on my friends ex?
Well it depends really. If you are right handed sometimes masturbating with your left can seem like a treat. You should really just do what you feel the most comfertable with. And be carefull with the zig and the zag you can hurt yourself badly, and you dont want to have to explain THAT to your doctor!
I would say that depends on the “hotness” of said ex. The hotter the ex, the faster you should move in, I mean, how long do you expect someone that hot to wait around? In fact, what are you doing on message board?? Get out there damit! Call that ex! Last time I talked to your friend he/she told me that they never really liked you any way. What kind of friend says that? Stop reading and go get those leftovers!!!
Cool. Now I don’t feel so bad about sleeping with her prior to their seperation! Boy, you are the real deal! 
How do I convince my hubby to get me something nice for Valentine’s Day, and our Anniversary which is only 1 week after??
Hmmm…my advice would be to be a better wife. If you were the wife you should be, you wouldnt need to convince your hubby to do anything, he should just WANT to do it. Perhaps lighten your constant nagging and stop burning dinner all the time. I mean for God’s sake its a TV dinner, how hard is it??
Or, perhaps your husband, like most men, see Valentine’s Day as a day thats a “given” on the sexual calendar. Perhaps you could foster that idea then watch the diamonds and choclates roll on in!!! Or finally, perhaps your hubby is just an insensitive clod who doesnt know what a wonderful woman he has, you know, either or!
After much thought, I find myself in complete agreement with your assesment! 