# The Donald Trump 2024 Campaign Thread (Primary Edition)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-donald-trump-2024-campaign-thread-primary-edition/974970>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [November 15, 2022, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-donald-trump-2024-campaign-thread-primary-edition/974970 "2022-11-15T18:18:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2022, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-donald-trump-2024-campaign-thread-primary-edition/974970/201 "2022-11-28T17:36:55Z")

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I think the only real thing that would cause him to drop out of the race is his health. But he’d couch it under the guise of voter fraud and yet another witch-hunt, this one by all the Republicans who don’t support him being RINOs who are afraid of him and his base.

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**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2022, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-donald-trump-2024-campaign-thread-primary-edition/974970/202 "2022-11-28T17:45:18Z")

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You are correct this will accomplish next to nothing. None of these “Senior Republicans” are actually current party leadership in Congress or in positions of power at the RNC. In fact, several are possible primary opponents of Trump. Their comments and outrage mean next to nothing at this point.

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2022, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-donald-trump-2024-campaign-thread-primary-edition/974970/203 "2022-11-29T20:31:31Z")

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> [@anny\_m](#):
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> What the hell was he saying? Surely neither he nor his followers believe he was POTUS for more than four years.

He is the caretaker. He’s ALWAYS been the caretaker. Redrum!

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2022, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-donald-trump-2024-campaign-thread-primary-edition/974970/204 "2022-11-29T21:19:35Z")

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I wonder if any of Trump’s kids will campaign for him. Actually, I wonder if any of them will campaign for his opponent?

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2022, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-donald-trump-2024-campaign-thread-primary-edition/974970/205 "2022-11-29T21:26:39Z")

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The kids, and Kushner, have always been about the money. I wonder how they handicap which side of their bread is best buttered now?

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2022, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-donald-trump-2024-campaign-thread-primary-edition/974970/206 "2022-11-30T11:35:30Z")

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Kushner at least has a whole other corrupt and wealthy family to leech onto, and Ivanka will sidle off to support them if needed.

Tiffany and Barron are well out of it, and will stay with their respective mothers out of the limelight as much as possible.

Don Jr and Eric, however, are stuck with Daddy for better or worse. If Donald goes down, they’ve got nowhere else to go. As such, they will campaign their little powdercaked noses off for him.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2022, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-donald-trump-2024-campaign-thread-primary-edition/974970/207 "2022-11-30T13:27:21Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Don Jr and Eric…

Sorry, but remind me again who their mothers are? It’s hard to keep track.

Yeah, I could google it, but I’m lonely this morning…so I’d like my answer with a hug, please. Or at least a handshake.

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2022, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-donald-trump-2024-campaign-thread-primary-edition/974970/208 "2022-11-30T14:00:26Z")

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hi thelmalou the lucky mother of don and eric is ivana.

ivanka and jared are running into the old timey cancel culture. the one where the rules of society would shun and cold shoulder the breaker of the rules.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2022, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-donald-trump-2024-campaign-thread-primary-edition/974970/209 "2022-11-30T14:46:39Z")

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\< hug \>

But yes, Don Jr, Eric and Ivanka are the children of Ivana Trump. Tiffany’s mother is Marla Maples, and Barron is Melania’s.

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**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2022, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-donald-trump-2024-campaign-thread-primary-edition/974970/210 "2022-11-30T15:00:55Z")

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You had me believe for a second that Barron is Melania’s mother! 😮

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2022, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-donald-trump-2024-campaign-thread-primary-edition/974970/211 "2022-11-30T15:01:35Z")

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Heh. Sorry.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2022, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-donald-trump-2024-campaign-thread-primary-edition/974970/212 "2022-11-30T17:23:30Z")

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Thanks, y’all. I feel warmer and fuzzier already. 🧸

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2022, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-donald-trump-2024-campaign-thread-primary-edition/974970/213 "2022-11-30T19:00:15Z")

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Glad you’re feeling better but to me, the question smacked of caring whose turd was whose when you find them floating in a cesspit.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2022, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-donald-trump-2024-campaign-thread-primary-edition/974970/214 "2022-11-30T19:51:24Z")

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To quote Max DeBryn from _Endeavour_: “What a lyrical child you must have been.”

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**Author:** ![Palo\_Verde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/65b543/32.png) [@Palo\_Verde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palo_Verde)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2022, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-donald-trump-2024-campaign-thread-primary-edition/974970/215 "2022-12-01T13:21:38Z")

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> **[Trump taxes: US lawmakers get access to former president's returns](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-63818778)**
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> The former president had fought for years to keep his records from being disclosed.

" **Donald Trump’s tax returns have been handed over to a committee of the US House of Representatives after the former president lost a long legal battle to keep them sealed.**"

I wonder how this will shake up his campaign…

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2022, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-donald-trump-2024-campaign-thread-primary-edition/974970/216 "2022-12-01T13:25:51Z")

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Maybe it will be like [Geraldo Rivera opening Capone’s vault.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mystery_of_Al_Capone%27s_Vaults) Apt comparison, eh?

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2022, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-donald-trump-2024-campaign-thread-primary-edition/974970/217 "2022-12-01T17:04:30Z")

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It’ll just be another arrow in his quiver of outrage.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2022, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-donald-trump-2024-campaign-thread-primary-edition/974970/218 "2022-12-01T17:36:47Z")

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The “slings and arrows of outrage” to paraphrase Willy Shakespeare.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2022, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-donald-trump-2024-campaign-thread-primary-edition/974970/219 "2022-12-01T17:57:30Z")

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I was thinking of it as a collective noun. School of fish, murder of crows, quiver of outrage.

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2022, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-donald-trump-2024-campaign-thread-primary-edition/974970/220 "2022-12-01T18:09:41Z")

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> [@Palo\_Verde](#):
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> I wonder how this will shake up his campaign…

I can’t imagine it’ll move the needle for anyone at this point.

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