# The Doper Name Limerick Game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 1, 2004, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805 "2004-04-01T22:27:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2004, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805/101 "2004-04-05T02:01:31Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > **look!ninjas** was driving **Jack Batty** : > > When **Annie-X** comes to my dump > Of a house, and the door gives its “THUMP!” > All the cats cry “ **Eureka**! > It’s the cat-eating seeker!” > And they make in the bed- **Clothahump**. Invite me the next time! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Real\_372](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3e96dc/32.png) [@Real\_372](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Real_372)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2004, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805/102 "2004-04-05T02:08:21Z")
I am poised on something said posted a bit earlier in this thread Harmless stoned out of her brain Me thinkith I am right now the same And I know there is some left over bread ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2004, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805/103 "2004-04-05T12:11:08Z")
This thread was started by **Eddy** Or was it started by **Freddy**? It’s a simple enough game. Start with a Doper’s name. No, wait. It might have been **Teddy**. In December when days get colder, And snows and winds both get bolder. People say "Hey, it’s **Xmas; Annie** Get up off your fanny. I whine "But today I’m a year older. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2004, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805/104 "2004-04-05T12:26:39Z")
A kid with a holiday birthday? Poor **Annie**! While all have their mirth day Her birthday must pass Overwhelmed by **Xmas** And of specialness, it is a dearth day. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2004, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805/105 "2004-04-05T13:27:38Z")
**Real** I feel it’s common indeed for some Dopers to smoke wacky-weed for some surely are chronics and have issues with phonics while posting when high…guaranteed * * * Well today I am back at work but my duties I’ll not likely shirk we’re not busy of late so please do not hate that I’ll have time to either post here or lurk A thank you again to **EdTeddyFred** for starting this WONDERFUL thread I hope more Dopers join in for what fun it’s been have your lurkers tried yet? Go ahead!! ---
**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2004, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805/106 "2004-04-05T13:34:26Z")
I should really learn to preview post to catch errors, if not all, at least most for I hate to mistakes when all it really takes is a second to be less engrossed (that was a stretch - lol) So here’s my fix: A thank you again to **EdTeddyFred** for starting this WONDERFUL thread I hope more Dopers join in for what fun it has been have you lurkers tried yet? Go ahead!! ---
**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2004, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805/107 "2004-04-05T13:35:38Z")
“for I hate to MAKE mistakes” GOOD LORDY!! :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2004, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805/108 "2004-04-05T14:31:02Z")
[This](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=242804) thread was really a hoot Concerning a whole lot of loot When you scammed the scammer You made us all clammer For more threads by doper **mangetout** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2004, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805/109 "2004-04-05T16:04:44Z")
The first on the list that I see For the postcard exchange is **misstee**. **Faucet** asks, “Expertise?” **ShibbOleth** has hirees. **Lobsang** looks at false names. Now, let’s see… **bittersweet** looks at childish gross foods. Family names give **Sampiro** bad moods. **FairyChatMom** is leaving For Florida; I’m grieving **renigademaster’s** thought foods!\* **featherlou** has that lottery winner; **MonkeyMule** is a cat chip beginner. **MaxTheVool** has three vowels; **LolaBay** avoids fouls; Is our **Eve** hot in search of a sinner? **CandidGamera** has her own comic book; **Trunk’s** game? Proper nouns, or get the hook. **screech-owl** mourns things unsaid; **Rue DeDay** hops ahead. **iampunha**? Nigerian kook! (I’d do some more, but – sigh – I must Head off to work. Adieu, mot juste!) \*Yes, I know it’s weak – YOU do better! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2004, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805/110 "2004-04-05T16:57:13Z")
Dammit **ETF** that was GREAT!! Here’s my sad attempt following the master… There’s more fun going on in I-M-H-O **Winston Smith** asks for porn names don’tcha know while **Lizard** seeks good-lover clues **Jackmanni** discusses queing blues and **Freiheit** wants to know where in Germany to go **Padmaraga** ’s thread is about hating cats men vs. women, though I don’t know any stats **JmPride** discusses SO’s _forbidding_ though most seem to think he just kidding while **Sturmhawke** needs info about Macs **BigBadVoodooLou** is to be a _best man_ and **iwakura** wants a presentation plan **Lvgeogeek** talks of shirking hygiene **Interrobang** , unexpected kids on the scene, as **GMRyujin** seeks a Budget moving truck or van Whew! That was rough (and slightly awful! lol!). _ **bows to ETF** _ ---
**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2004, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805/111 "2004-04-05T19:35:12Z")
OMG **gum** says his porn name’s Timpa Kinker I’d fall for that porn star, hook, line & sinker with an accent to boot the long distance could become moot & I’d happily abide in Amsterdam, hmm…wishful thinker. ---
**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805/112 "2004-04-06T01:12:55Z")
I last posted here at 3:35 now this thread is barely alive don’t let it die **ETF** will ask “Why, did my “spotted” thread not survive?” I’ll not be the death of this thread I’ll post one last limerick before bed so come Dopers now save this thread, some way, some how rhyme whatever comes into your head Ah, well, what can be done some Dopers have had all their fun we enjoyed the play but tomorrow’s a new day and new topics will arise like the sun 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805/113 "2004-04-06T02:34:28Z")
**OneYogini,** TwoYogini, ThreeYogini, Four. Your thread didn’t survive? Well, we’ve all been **there** before. Our cleverness is lost on the masses, One would think, And the next time I go there, Y’all better catch my backside - QUICK! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805/114 "2004-04-06T03:35:25Z")
**The scrivener** examines band names; Trash books earn **yojimboguy’s** flames. **JohnBckWLD** Has some TV to see; **Mangetout** sees the echoes of fame. There’s “Showgirls” on **lissener’s** mind; While **Gadfly** says “Beatdowns to find!” **smiling bandit** asks why Are CG costs so high? **gentle** orders the ships of the line. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805/115 "2004-04-06T03:53:56Z")
I posted a thread about rats Spectres! but wearing bright hats Then **Cervaise** made a crack 'Bout a talentless hack Who said the same things about bats. ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805/116 "2004-04-06T04:10:13Z")
Rats would be welcomed, To the Pit Thread I’m in. They would eat up the posts, All of them, the evil ones the most! Lie down on their furry backs, Tell us all to relax. Absolve me of my SDMB sins, And bar the evil ones from coming in! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805/117 "2004-04-06T04:16:08Z")
“A talentless hack”? That’s Hunter S. Thompson, a drug-addled grunter. **NoClueBoy** , hurrah! That you see what I saw: _Fear and Loathing_ is crap, to be blunter. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805/118 "2004-04-06T04:33:20Z")
I’m posting a [link](http://pub2.ezboard.com/fnoclueboysincrediblyfreneticstartrekdiscussionsfrm12.showMessage?topicID=12.topic) for my friends To join me in making amends It’s set up for Dopers And some interlopers. To flaunt their geekdom to the ends. ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805/119 "2004-04-06T05:48:28Z")
Signed up and all, I wonder, pondering weary - Is **NoClueBoy** a poster Of the realm dark and dreary? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805/120 "2004-04-06T06:30:14Z")
This fun thread by **TF and E** Pronounces handles different than me Oh my how I smiled When I saw **JohnBckWLD** Had somehow been rhymed with “see”. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805.md?page=7)