# The Doper Name Limerick Game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 1, 2004, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805 "2004-04-01T22:27:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805/141 "2004-04-12T01:51:16Z")
**EddyFreddyFreddy** On this fine Easter Day, Ate many chocolate bunnies, Bear with me a second here, ok? Nibbling their ears first, She relished the sight, Of her horses stealing the carrots, From the Easter Bunny tonight. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805/142 "2004-04-12T02:11:33Z")
Ah, **Blonde** , 'tis a treat in this thread To see once more your fine golden head. Meanwhile, **HumptysHamhole** And **Cinnamon Girl** In My Humble Opinion are read. There they’re joined by **Thea Logica** shopping. And the **RAWDuke** old CD’s is dropping. **inkleberry** departs Before **Starguard’s** old farts Can tell **muttrox** which tunes to be bopping. **romansperson** for headphones inquires, **RitzyRae** has Bostonian desires. **DeadlyAccurate** says “Which DVD pulls your switch?” **caffeine\_overdose** seeks holy fires. ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805/143 "2004-04-12T04:36:22Z")
**cityboy916** : Thank you, perchance, For teaching me the difference Between limericks and verse. As we ponder, weak and weary, Upon these posts, don’t you see, **ETF’s** got horses, Unlike you and me. 😃 'Cause we were barely 17… ---
**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805/144 "2004-04-12T15:51:20Z")
Hope everyone’s Easter was swell the day at the beach went quite well all got lots of sun and had so much fun celebrating the birthday of a friend, Michelle The weather today will be mostly rain I’m at work so I can not really complain for the air is down low and feels good on my glow- in-the-dark red nose, that is in pain LOL 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805/145 "2004-04-12T16:31:32Z")
**Mrs Milburn Drysdale** ’s recently entered The ranks of Dopers – by **Eve** she’s been mentored. We’ve also welcomed Kansan **minky**. Will their post counts stay dinky? Or on SDMB will their lives now be centered? ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805/146 "2004-04-12T19:59:59Z")
> [@Blonde](#): > > 'Cause we were barely 17… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2004, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805/147 "2004-04-13T03:46:14Z")
**Mama Tiger** has Evil Cow-orker **Gr8Kat** has a pedophile lurker **pizzabrat** hates “carb” foods **DtC** has bad moods Coz of Bush. Angst enough for berserker! Will the [Match.com](http://Match.com) men fail **jay-c**? Will **alaricthegoth** ever be Rid of his bete noir? Will **danceswithcats** score One more hit against Walmartery? Late-night kid calls bum out **ivylass** **Scarlett67** gives that wanker no pass **Revtim** looks down on pie While **Lord Ashtar** lets fly With a Pit of Gold Gym’s lack of class. **Guinastasia** and **Fenris** chime in **London\_Calling** replies. **Boyo Jim** Is no **Slacker** in tone, Nor is **binarydrone**. Look at **Left Hand of Dorkness’s** grin! Oh, there’s **Tabby\_Cat, Gadfly** and **Zoe** , **Philster, Lobsang** , and then **NoClueBoy** , **Lamar Mundane** says “Later” To **elucidator** , **gobear, pravnik, Eats\_Crayons, Chefguy**! ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2004, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805/148 "2004-04-13T04:32:52Z")
**EddyTeddyFreddy** - are you surfing tonight? If so, spare us - don’t remind us in the morning light! The things we post in the heat of the night, Are a pale shadow of our intellectual might. We instantly regret those posts, and blame it on the cat. We’ll do anything for love, But we won’t do that. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2004, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805/149 "2004-04-13T13:57:40Z")
A break-up with my own BF draws nigh after six years of loving the same guy and **Eve** had warned as a woman scorned it’d be over soon enough, don’t deny So I’m not in tears and won’t be for I’m doing the right thing, finally happy days begun from now on for **One** at peace again with me, **Yogini** YAY ME!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2004, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805/150 "2004-04-13T16:05:29Z")
OneYogini is going to be single Her boyfriend was a bit of a dingle? Now that she’s free I now vote that we All have a party and mingle! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2004, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805/151 "2004-04-14T02:18:00Z")
Great idea **harmless** , lol, gee, let me check my calendar, oh wait, that’s right…I’LL BE FREE! :mad: ☹😕 :eek: :rolleyes: 😃 (Had to run the gamut of emoticons there for ya’!) Okay, so use one of your alterative user name desires in a limerick (Or…just do what I do, and amuse me! Please!!). I once saw a thread, not so lame that asks your alternative user name I once thought **Tangent** but afraid some would think it meant I’m tan and a man, and not a dame! 😉 Yogini ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2004, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805/152 "2004-04-14T05:42:54Z")
[truthbot](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=250814) has three goats altogether Two are does, and one is a wether They’re to be pasture pets, So just cool your jets If you’re looking for meat or kid leather! – **Sternvogel** , whose screen moniker was once appropriated by a goat farmer who used it to name a male who was subsequently castrated (such an honor, huh? 😕 ) ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2004, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805/153 "2004-04-14T05:52:23Z")
> [@Sternvogel](#): > > If you chance to meet **SanguineSpider** > At a Dopefest, and sit down beside her > Have no fear you’ll be gored > By her spear and her sword – > Unless, of course, you deride her! Dude… I so love you! That brought a smile to my weary cheeks (FACE not buttocks). Im too tired to even think straight and will try another day (night) to leave an offering of wit for you. How ya been, anyway? Missed ya. ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2004, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805/154 "2004-04-14T05:54:43Z")
> [@Blonde](#): > > We instantly regret those posts, and blame it on the cat. Poster’s remorse is something we all get But bother us we should not it let. Against the wall I beat my head For hijacking **ETF** ’s thread Overcome writer’s block? Not yet. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2004, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805/155 "2004-04-14T11:41:53Z")
So who’s playing in my thread now? **OneYogini** , of course. Holy cow! **SanguineSpider’s** dropped in, **cityboy916** , And **Sternvogel** , who’s kidding, I trow! Hey! I got an idea! Let’s unite Doper names that just scream for it. Like: Member **alaricthegoth** Really should plight his troth To **tamaraqueenofgoths** – ain’t that right? **Mama Tiger** and **Gr8Kat** should join **Tabby\_Cat**. **ivylass** would go on Very well with **grienspace**. **Okaybear** will embrace Our **gobear** in the Dopers’ **dropzone**. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2004, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805/156 "2004-04-14T17:26:58Z")
I once went by the name **Tigerbunny** Some of you might think it’s funny I’d wiggle my nose While writing my prose Lounging in a place that was sunny. **Pookyshnoo** is another I used **LovinThang’s** I also perused I found them both charm-less So I stuck with Ol’ \*\* harmless \*\* So no one would get confused. ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805/157 "2004-04-15T04:15:14Z")
There once was a poster named **ETF,** Who, along with **harmless** and **cityboy916,** Had the nerve to say our names out loud, Let’s just admit it: **EddyTeddyFreddy** is a vixen! She took the words right out of our mouth, It must have been when we were on her lawn, Stealing away all those pretty, furry critters So as to make them our very own. 😃 Hey, Sanguine! It never felt so good, it never felt so right…and we were glowing like a metal on the edge of a knife. ---
**Author:** ![dannyv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ab097/32.png) [@dannyv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dannyv)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805/158 "2004-04-22T22:37:53Z")
**one zero one zero one one** \* one zero one zero one one one zero one zero one zero one zero one zero one zero one one! (\*) **dannyv** in binary… ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805/159 "2004-04-23T03:54:09Z")
A chap known as **dannyv** played The Doper name limerick game. Made A clever rhyme scheme That no one could dream Mere binary ever portrayed. Meanwhile, in Mundane Pointless Stuff **GawnFishin’** remarks off the cuff On LIFE. **JimSox5** Hails Dopers – may they thrive! Though **flamingbananas** feels rough. Obituaries fascinate **Eve** , Who fascinates **FisherQueen**. We’ve Got a hearty hello For **moi’s** new cat! But oh, **Lobsang** , what did you miss on your leave? ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805/160 "2004-04-23T05:41:22Z")
**EddyTeddyFreddy** ’s _his_ name. Who started this limerick game. 'course I’m only just guessing what parts _he’s_ possessing, Perhaps EdTedFred is a dame… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-name-limerick-game/237805.md?page=9)