# The Doper Prank Gifts Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 5, 2016, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-prank-gifts-thread/773892 "2016-12-05T00:48:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2016, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-prank-gifts-thread/773892/1 "2016-12-05T00:48:16Z")
Post the perfect prank gift for one (or more) of your favorite Dopers. For Hal Briston, the Mistaken Lyrics pint glass: > **[Dirty deeds done with sheep... Misundertood Lyrics Pint Glass](https://meriwether.love/collections/mistaken-lyrics/products/dirty-deeds-done-with-sheep-mistaken-lyrics-pint-glass?variant=14087551687)** > > This title track to AC / DC's 1976 album has been butchered for years. Get redemption by owning this hilarious pint glass! Or maybe this one: > **[Rock the Catbox... Mistaken Lyrics Pint Glass](https://meriwether.love/collections/mistaken-lyrics/products/rock-the-catbox-mistaken-lyrics-pint-glass?variant=14087940743)** > > Mumbling British punk rockers are an easy target for our Mistaken Lyrics Series. We all know this tune, but rare is the person who knows what the lyrics are. :snerk: ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2016, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-prank-gifts-thread/773892/2 "2016-12-06T05:38:37Z")
Well, just above this in my feed was: Poll: Giraffe neck tie Which might do well for our very own Giraffe :D. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2016, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-prank-gifts-thread/773892/3 "2016-12-06T13:52:07Z")
> [@Mama\_Zappa](#): > > Well, just above this in my feed was: > > Poll: Giraffe neck tie > > Which might do well for our very own Giraffe :D. But will he wear it under his chin, or above the collar bone? šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2016, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-prank-gifts-thread/773892/4 "2016-12-06T18:40:57Z")
A bible for **Czarcasm.** šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2016, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-prank-gifts-thread/773892/5 "2016-12-06T19:12:32Z")
For **Amateur Barbarian** , a one year subscription to the bottled water of the month club. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2016, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-prank-gifts-thread/773892/6 "2016-12-06T20:12:59Z")
Folks- Just a word of caution- lets not use this thread as an opportunity to take swipes at dopers. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2016, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-prank-gifts-thread/773892/7 "2016-12-06T20:34:37Z")
Yā€™all could send me jeweled scarabs, but no, itā€™s always boxes of poop. :mad: It _is_ from you guys, isnā€™t it? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2016, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-prank-gifts-thread/773892/8 "2016-12-07T01:33:05Z")
OK then: for **Dung Beetle** , a blow up female dung beetle-even has a fragrance emitter! ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2016, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-prank-gifts-thread/773892/9 "2016-12-07T17:57:48Z")
Though he hasnā€™t posted in ages, [this oneā€™s](https://www.amazon.com/Swimmers-Remote-Control-Flying-Shark/dp/B005FYEAJ8/ref=cm_rdp_product) for Scylla! ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2016, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-prank-gifts-thread/773892/10 "2016-12-07T23:53:23Z")
> [@Mama\_Zappa](#): > > Though he hasnā€™t posted in ages, [this oneā€™s](https://www.amazon.com/Swimmers-Remote-Control-Flying-Shark/dp/B005FYEAJ8/ref=cm_rdp_product) for Scylla! Link wouldnā€™t work for me, [try this one](https://i5.wal.co/asr/549baef6-1b4d-488a-bb59-c153e5f5ddc5_1.22d285d5fbb7ff4d3309eba3f9dcbfe7.jpeg?odnHeight=450&odnWidth=450&odnBg=FFFFFF) For those who werenā€™t around then: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=160851](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=160851) ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2016, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-prank-gifts-thread/773892/11 "2016-12-08T02:30:38Z")
Not for any specific poster, but to lend a new meaning to the term ā€œgagā€ gifts, [this item](https://www.amazon.com/Fake-Mold-Plastic-Sandwich-Bags/dp/B00KM85N8Y) is great for anyone whoā€™s ever posted about their lunch being swiped from the office fridge.