# The Doper Zoo
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-zoo/158192
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [February 28, 2003, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-zoo/158192 "2003-02-28T18:22:54Z")
**Posts on this page:** 12
**Page:** 4
### Author:  [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)
#### Post date: [March 2, 2003, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-zoo/158192/61 "2003-03-02T06:53:21Z")
Sometimes I go by Tikkimouse.
Also Tikki is a shortening of my grandmother’s maiden name, Tikkenen, which is a form of tikka, a Finnish woodpecker.
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### Author:  [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [March 2, 2003, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-zoo/158192/62 "2003-03-02T07:00:53Z")
Well, I am Paddington Bear, though I do think it a bit odd for a bear of such upstanding character to be put away in a cage. Perhaps a nice reclining chair and a jar of marmalade are in order? I could host a Q&A about Darkest Peru…
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### Author:  [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)
#### Post date: [March 2, 2003, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-zoo/158192/63 "2003-03-02T11:04:55Z")
A few more:
**cadolphin** (CAlifornia DOLPHIN)
**boo\_boo\_bear
Neonfish07
dolphinboy
wolfman
Atomicdog
kiwiboy
arachnidlove
Cardinal** (i.e. _Cardinalis cardinalis_ or _Paracheirodon axelrodi_)
**Musicat
Lizard
DrLizardo**
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### Author:  [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [March 2, 2003, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-zoo/158192/64 "2003-03-02T17:33:35Z")
Are we going to have an exhibit to showcase all the girl/grrl/gurl dopers and all the boy/boi/man/guy (etc) dopers?
And if we can get away with locking those banned dopers in cages, I get we could get a LOT of money showcasing **Satan**!
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### Author:  [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)
#### Post date: [March 2, 2003, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-zoo/158192/65 "2003-03-02T18:14:57Z")
\*\*Polycarp wrote:
Hey, we have Freyr to handle any problems Fenris gives us, though last I looked they had no problems with each other.\*\*
Oh, there’s lots of things I could do with **Fenris**!! 😃 Husky, bearded men are so much fun!
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### Author:  [@cadolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cadolphin)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2003, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-zoo/158192/66 "2003-03-03T01:02:14Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Desmostylus \*
> \*\*A few more:
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> **cadolphin** (CAlifornia DOLPHIN)
> \*\*
Thank you very much **Desmostylus**! It makes my day to know that _someone_ understands my name 😛
This dolphin is always up for putting on a show for the visitors to the zoo 😉
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### Author:  [@elephant\_shoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elephant_shoes)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-zoo/158192/67 "2003-03-03T04:09:49Z")
Hallooooo! I hope I count. I’m not so much about the shoes, really.
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2003, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-zoo/158192/68 "2003-03-03T17:53:31Z")
Iamthecowgodmoo?
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### Author:  [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2003, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-zoo/158192/69 "2003-03-03T19:34:47Z")
I was hoping I hadn’t been forgotten.
::Waves at Peyote::
I even used to be Dogsbody, so I was still part of the zoo before my name change.
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### Author:  [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)
#### Post date: [March 4, 2003, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-zoo/158192/70 "2003-03-04T16:42:17Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Bad News Baboon \*
> \*\*sits in corner and sulks \*\*
Wouldn’t flinging feces be a more species-typical way to express your disappointment?
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### Author:  [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2003, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-zoo/158192/71 "2003-03-07T00:46:58Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Polycarp \*
> \*\*Speaking of deities and animals of mythical import, **Aslan2** , I’d assumed your name derived from C.S. Lewis’s Narnia series, where it’s the name of the lion who plays the Jesus role in the history of that world.
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> \*\*
Yes, it is.
Great series of books.
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### Author:  [@Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laughing_Lagomorph)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2003, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-doper-zoo/158192/72 "2003-03-07T01:03:05Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Davebear \*
> \*\*… I bet all the rabbits would be happy to see some broccoli, too. 😉 \*\*
Actually, no. Gives us gas something fierce. Just some dandelion greens.
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