# The Double Entendre Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 29, 2002, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323 "2002-04-29T17:15:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323/1 "2002-04-29T17:15:29Z")
Here’s the scoop: You come up with a witty double entendre for the sentence the previous poster has left, then leave your own sentence(s) for the next poster. Or modify it if you have a better idea. Got it? Good. Here’s my sentence, I’ll start with a gimme: I like pumpernickle bread. I especially love it toasted, slathered with butter and hot out of the toaster. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323/2 "2002-04-29T18:17:16Z")
I won’t butter your bread, but I’d be happy to put a glaze on your muffin. Spare the rod, spoil the child. ---
**Author:** ![Politzania](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3ab097/32.png) [@Politzania](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Politzania)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323/3 "2002-04-29T18:50:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr. Cynical \* > Spare the rod, spoil the child. \*\* Getting a rod like yours would sure leave me spoiled! Hmmmm… \*\*Flipping Jedi sometimes fall \*\* (from [Attack of the Clones toy commercial](http://download.theforce.net/episode2/aotc_action_figures.mpeg) ) ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323/4 "2002-04-29T19:02:46Z")
Flip my Jedi all you want, it _never_ falls. \ And so it was, our beloved corporate gods claimed they created rock video. ---
**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323/5 "2002-04-29T19:08:38Z")
If you rock my video, I’ll show you my bottom line. The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain. ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323/6 "2002-04-29T21:40:47Z")
My reign in Spain – or anywhere else – is anything _but_ plain. 😉 Warning: Not fit for human consumption. (easy one!) ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323/7 "2002-04-29T22:34:57Z")
But hey-- they don’t call me “The Eating Machine” for nothing. This picture of me looks terrible. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323/8 "2002-04-29T22:50:36Z")
Maybe we can try it again with a different outfit. Say, your birthday suit? Once, I fell off the roof of a gymnasium. ---
**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323/9 "2002-04-29T22:55:27Z")
Is there anything you need me to rub, or to kiss to make it better? * * * My hovercraft is full of eels. ---
**Author:** ![Fibonacci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Fibonacci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fibonacci)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323/10 "2002-04-29T23:04:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Abe Babe \* > \*\*Is there anything you need me to rub, or to kiss to make it better? > > * * * > > My hovercraft is full of eels. \*\* Is that a hovering eel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Are you a good witch or a bad witch? ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323/11 "2002-04-29T23:06:47Z")
Oooh, I LOVE eel! Sweet, sorta salty and they’re so long that they last forever! * * * My toe itches and it’s just not stopping no matter how much I scratch! ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323/12 "2002-04-29T23:11:01Z")
Whoops! > [@](#): > > Are you a good witch or a bad witch? Well, I like to be a good witch but when I’m bad, I’m better. Back to : My toe itches and it’s just not stopping no matter how much I scratch! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323/13 "2002-04-29T23:23:54Z")
I could scratch that itch for you, but it’d just come back in seven years. I’ve got a hankering for some bacon. ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323/14 "2002-04-29T23:39:46Z")
Wanna fuck? Damn, I’m just no good at these double entredres. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323/15 "2002-04-29T23:51:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr. Cynical \* > \*\*I could scratch that itch for you, but it’d just come back in seven years. > > I’ve got a hankering for some bacon. \*\* I don’t know about bacon, but I got some pork you can munch on. Next: These pretzels are making me thirsty. ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323/16 "2002-04-30T00:14:48Z")
I got a twisted position that’s real juicy. So, how about this weather? ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323/17 "2002-04-30T00:30:55Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by TN_hippie \* > So, how about this weather? It’s hot. Real hot. Hot and wet. Have you seen my car keys? ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323/18 "2002-04-30T00:33:31Z")
No, but I could drive you crazy searching in dark places for them. What time is it? ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323/19 "2002-04-30T01:01:12Z")
> [@](#): > > What time is it? I don’t know, sweetheart, but I think your bells are gonna be ringing in about ten minutes! Would you care for something to drink? ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323/20 "2002-04-30T01:13:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBill \* > \*\*Would you care for something to drink? \*\* Yeah, guzzle my cum, you nympho slut. I am the very model of a modern major general. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323.md?page=2)