# The Double Entendre Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 29, 2002, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323 "2002-04-29T17:15:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323/41 "2002-04-30T17:12:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by brondicon \* > \*\* > > I give this movie a thumbs-up! \*\* Depending on what it’s up, that’s not necessarily a good thing. Next: Surely, he didn’t beat your donkey. ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323/42 "2002-04-30T17:49:05Z")
No, he spanked his monkey. I’m not sure what that means-- can you show me? Where do you want to go for lunch today? ---
**Author:** ![pbrtallboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f475e1/32.png) [@pbrtallboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbrtallboy)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323/43 "2002-04-30T17:58:49Z")
An all-you-can-eat muff-et. * * * Move over bacon, now there’s something leaner. ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323/44 "2002-04-30T18:27:09Z")
I got something that really sizzles. Pork. The other white meat. ---
**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323/45 "2002-04-30T18:31:44Z")
I prefer a nice, fat sausage… -or- I do love a good pork… -or- I prefer something meatier… * * * Because of your melodic nature, the moonlight never misses an appointment ---
**Author:** ![Cleophus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e57/32.png) [@Cleophus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cleophus)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323/46 "2002-04-30T18:35:20Z")
Come over and I’ll show you some white meat. The wires behind my desk are all tangled up. ---
**Author:** ![MachV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@MachV](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachV)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323/47 "2002-04-30T19:36:14Z")
So shave your ass! Ew…mental picture. Next: Baby please, I am not from Havanna! ---
**Author:** ![blanx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f04885/32.png) [@blanx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blanx)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323/48 "2002-04-30T19:46:20Z")
But you can roll my cigar! Next- Don’t cut up the snake ---
**Author:** ![Clever\_Hans](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9a28c/32.png) [@Clever\_Hans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clever_Hans)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323/49 "2002-04-30T20:51:01Z")
Sorry to back post as I know this would get EXTREMELY confusing if we do. > [@](#): > > **stv** > > Surely, he didn’t beat your donkey. Yes he spanked my ass, and don’t call me Shirley. ~fin but feel free to play with my lizard. * * * That’s the sound of a man, working on the chain (to easy?) ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323/50 "2002-04-30T23:49:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Clever Hans \* > \*\* > That’s the sound of a man, working on the chain (to easy?) \*\* And this is the sound of a man, horking on the ball-gag. Next: E Pluribus Unim ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323/51 "2002-05-01T02:36:51Z")
**E Pluribus Unum** …I think that’s Latin for _multiple mutual orgasms._ Do you have change for a buck? ---
**Author:** ![madonnaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@madonnaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madonnaman)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323/52 "2002-05-01T07:04:42Z")
Well, I’ll give you change for something that rhymes with a buck… Next: Do you want 'em scrambled or sunny-side up? ---
**Author:** ![Solomon7t](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Solomon7t](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Solomon7t)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323/53 "2002-05-01T07:44:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by madonnaman \* > \*\*Do you want 'em scrambled or sunny-side up? \*\* Ill take them scrambled and dripping in ketchup and mayo. Next: Why do I always have to play wide receiver? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323/54 "2002-05-01T22:48:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Solomon7t \* > \*\* > Why do I always have to play wide receiver? \*\* With hands like yours it’s a natural: I put a ball in the air and you’re guaranteed to score. Next: Loose lips sink ships ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323/55 "2002-05-01T23:29:04Z")
> [@](#): > > Loose lips sink ships But sealed lips keep out seamen. * * * Take me out to the ball game ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2002, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323/56 "2002-05-02T01:40:41Z")
**take me out to the ball game** Score!!! And we ain’t talkin’ peanuts & Cracker Jacks, babe. I swing a mighty big bat. Shaken or stirred? ---
**Author:** ![madonnaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@madonnaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madonnaman)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2002, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323/57 "2002-05-02T01:58:10Z")
Either way, as long as you don’t forget the olive. Where, oh where, has my puppy dog gone? ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2002, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323/58 "2002-05-02T03:22:44Z")
No doubt out chasing a little pussy. Dog after my own heart. With great power comes great responsibility. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2002, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323/59 "2002-05-02T05:37:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Max Carnage \* > \*\* > > With great power comes great responsibility. \*\* And with that, the responsibility to come with great power. Next: I think I’ll play a round of golf tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2002, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323/60 "2002-05-02T05:59:00Z")
Play around my gulf tomorrow, you say? Next: Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-double-entendre-thread/106323.md?page=4)