# The Dread Pirate Roberts Demands Your Booty! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 4, 2006, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dread-pirate-roberts-demands-your-booty/355395 "2006-05-04T15:13:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dread-pirate-roberts-demands-your-booty/355395/1 "2006-05-04T15:13:43Z")
'ello. My name is Roberts. I am The Dread Pirate. Prepare to be boarded. I 'ave come for your booty! Please get your booty onto my ship or I will 'ave to take it by force. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dread-pirate-roberts-demands-your-booty/355395/2 "2006-05-04T15:17:25Z")
Sorry, matey, you can’t 'ave my booty, as I am straight. ---
**Author:** ![Dervorin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Dervorin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dervorin)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dread-pirate-roberts-demands-your-booty/355395/3 "2006-05-04T15:17:36Z")
Why does this make me think of Calvin and Hobbes? There’s booty for the first person to reply… I’m not sure if you want my booty, Inigo, but I’m happy to comply. It might violate some sort of NSFW clause that we have on the boards, though. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dread-pirate-roberts-demands-your-booty/355395/4 "2006-05-04T15:25:29Z")
I’m not your booty man, that’s not what I am. ---
**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dread-pirate-roberts-demands-your-booty/355395/5 "2006-05-04T15:43:00Z")
**Inigo** , did you forget to read the script? That’s not your line. Your line is “My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!” ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dread-pirate-roberts-demands-your-booty/355395/6 "2006-05-04T15:47:05Z")
Does this mean a username change is coming up? So you accepted Westley’s proposal. Can you use a boatswain? ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dread-pirate-roberts-demands-your-booty/355395/7 "2006-05-04T15:53:51Z")
My booty never gets invited anywhere, so I’m in. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dread-pirate-roberts-demands-your-booty/355395/8 "2006-05-04T15:55:28Z")
You can _[eat my booty](http://www.taquitos.net/snacks.php?snack_code=346)_, **Inigo**. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![susan\_foster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@susan\_foster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan_foster)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dread-pirate-roberts-demands-your-booty/355395/9 "2006-05-04T16:02:21Z")
No way. I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly. I’m just too bootylicious for ya, babe. Susan ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dread-pirate-roberts-demands-your-booty/355395/10 "2006-05-04T16:03:32Z")
Sorry, me lad. A gentleman has a prior claim on my booty for the next few days, and I’m afraid he’s not about to give it up. Besides, I love the way he says, “As you wish!” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![hawksgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ed655f/32.png) [@hawksgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawksgirl)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dread-pirate-roberts-demands-your-booty/355395/11 "2006-05-04T16:13:30Z")
I thought the Dread Pirate Roberts came for your soul. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dread-pirate-roberts-demands-your-booty/355395/12 "2006-05-04T16:22:05Z")
Yeah, but the Dread Pirate Booty demands your Roberts. All of 'em. ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dread-pirate-roberts-demands-your-booty/355395/13 "2006-05-04T16:28:58Z")
You can have my booty when you pry it from my cold, dead ha… :eek: No, wait! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dread-pirate-roberts-demands-your-booty/355395/14 "2006-05-04T16:42:41Z")
You’re more than welcome to have _my_ booty. I wasn’t using it anyway. ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dread-pirate-roberts-demands-your-booty/355395/15 "2006-05-04T16:46:31Z")
Are you the **current** Dread Pirate Roberts? Otherwise you’re going in the Fire Swamp! ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dread-pirate-roberts-demands-your-booty/355395/16 "2006-05-04T16:54:54Z")
Sorry, I’m too busy shakin’ mine. Perhaps when I’m finished. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dread-pirate-roberts-demands-your-booty/355395/17 "2006-05-04T17:04:57Z")
I seem to be misunderstood. Let me explain … no, is too complicated. Let me sum up. - Inigo can now be seen standing on the flight deck of the USS Nimitz. The carrier has had a complete makeover: painted flat black with gloss black trim, colored lights flood different areas of the deck, 6 fully stocked wetbars and of course, ship band, _Cake_, is warming up for an evening’s festivities. \* This is a booty call. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dread-pirate-roberts-demands-your-booty/355395/18 "2006-05-04T17:07:46Z")
You can have _both_ my booties. Haven’t worn them since I was two, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![mlerose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/43a26b/32.png) [@mlerose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlerose)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dread-pirate-roberts-demands-your-booty/355395/19 "2006-05-04T17:48:32Z")
Here, have some [booty](http://www.robscape.com/acb/showdetl.cfm?&DID=27&Product_ID=194&CATID=1) . Perfect snack for a pirate. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dread-pirate-roberts-demands-your-booty/355395/20 "2006-05-04T17:55:36Z")
> [@mlerose](#): > > Here, have some [booty](http://www.robscape.com/acb/showdetl.cfm?&DID=27&Product_ID=194&CATID=1) . Perfect snack for a pirate. Pssst: look at [post 8](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7361703&postcount=8). [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dread-pirate-roberts-demands-your-booty/355395.md?page=2)