# The Dry Spell is Over! YES YES YES! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 20, 2011, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dry-spell-is-over-yes-yes-yes/600225 "2011-10-20T07:01:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Scubaqueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@Scubaqueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scubaqueen)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2011, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dry-spell-is-over-yes-yes-yes/600225/21 "2011-10-21T12:15:49Z")
> [@scootergirl](#): > > Oh long **long** \>snip!\< > > BTW, I am certified too, but I have only gone diving in cold ass water here in the NW coast. The coolest creature I saw was an Octupus under a sunken paddle boat. It came out just for me. At least I’d like to pretend that it was just for me. Oh was he wonderful to dive with. I am dying to go in tropical waters some day. I hope to go to Cancun and Cozumel next year. 🙂 yes, it’s a thread hijack. but just for this: **scooter** , there IS no diving but in warm water. brrrrr! i can’t imagine diving in the NW!!! definitely try for the lower bahamas, like turks and caicos. dive in your swimsuit, but bring reef gloves. 200’ viz in all directions. forget hawaii. too much particulate in the water. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2011, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dry-spell-is-over-yes-yes-yes/600225/22 "2011-10-21T12:40:48Z")
Oh my gosh, the bomb fire thing is cracking me up! I was once in charge of a question type game for a group of RV Owners. These were all old folks that liked me quite a lot and that I thought I knew pretty well. So I added the question about where is the most exotic place you ever had sex to the game. Oh, you could have heard a pin drop. I thought they were gonna run me out of town. I like exotic sex stories, darn it. That does not make me bad.😛 ---
**Author:** ![even\_sven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dfb087/32.png) [@even\_sven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/even_sven)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2011, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dry-spell-is-over-yes-yes-yes/600225/23 "2011-10-21T14:00:55Z")
Congrats on getting your groove back! Have fun with it! _high five_ ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2011, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dry-spell-is-over-yes-yes-yes/600225/24 "2011-10-21T15:59:51Z")
> [@Arrendajo](#): > > The sushi, of course. Nyotaimori eh? Hope you weren’t a maguro 😉 ---
**Author:** ![scootergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@scootergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scootergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2011, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dry-spell-is-over-yes-yes-yes/600225/25 "2011-10-21T19:27:16Z")
> [@even\_sven](#): > > Congrats on getting your groove back! Have fun with it! > > _high five_ Why thank you! Yes, lots of fun so far. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![scootergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@scootergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scootergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2011, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dry-spell-is-over-yes-yes-yes/600225/26 "2011-10-21T19:32:40Z")
> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#): > > Oh my gosh, the bomb fire thing is cracking me up! I like exotic sex stories, darn it. That does not make me bad.😛 I guess I’m glad people are getting a chuckle out of it even if I’m a bit embarrassed about it. Spanish is my native tongue. I learned English when I was 12 years old. I make these ridiculous mistakes sometimes which some find endearing, but I just want to hide when this happens…\*sigh. I like exotic sex stories too…😃 NO, you are not bad. ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2011, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dry-spell-is-over-yes-yes-yes/600225/27 "2011-10-21T20:18:55Z")
Only a year? pfft… ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2011, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dry-spell-is-over-yes-yes-yes/600225/28 "2011-10-21T20:38:37Z")
> [@](#): > > YES! YES! YES! Apparently, that’s what _she_ said. ---
**Author:** ![SmellMyWort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SmellMyWort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmellMyWort)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2011, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dry-spell-is-over-yes-yes-yes/600225/29 "2011-10-21T21:48:02Z")
> [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](#): > > Now THAT would be an instant classic “ask the..” thread! > -D/a Dragon NaturallySpeaking? ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dry-spell-is-over-yes-yes-yes/600225/30 "2011-10-22T00:26:08Z")
> [@scootergirl](#): > > I guess I’m glad people are getting a chuckle out of it even if I’m a bit embarrassed about it. Spanish is my native tongue. I learned English when I was 12 years old. I make these ridiculous mistakes sometimes which some find endearing, but I just want to hide when this happens…\*sigh. > > I like exotic sex stories too…😃 NO, you are not bad. Oh, I didn’t mean to embarrass you. I think it was very endearing and just made the story so much better. I mean, Sex is the bomb, right? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![scootergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@scootergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scootergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dry-spell-is-over-yes-yes-yes/600225/31 "2011-10-22T02:11:13Z")
> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#): > > Oh, I didn’t mean to embarrass you. I think it was very endearing and just made the story so much better. I mean, Sex is the bomb, right? 😃 No worries. That’s right, sex …well…good sex, IS the bomb! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dry-spell-is-over-yes-yes-yes/600225/32 "2011-10-22T02:39:08Z")
> [@scootergirl](#): > > …I CAN be a patient person!.. Have you considered that the reason you haven’t had sex in a year is because you are TOO patient? ---
**Author:** ![scootergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@scootergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scootergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dry-spell-is-over-yes-yes-yes/600225/33 "2011-10-22T05:13:05Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Have you considered that the reason you haven’t had sex in a year is because you are TOO patient? Well Boyo Jim…life is not always fair or pretty. The patience that I was working on was nothing compared to what my dear friend and lover was going through. So I made a decision that I could feel good about…it certainly didn’t kill me. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dry-spell-is-over-yes-yes-yes/600225/34 "2011-10-22T08:40:02Z")
The Lonely Island has a really funny song called _I Just Had Sex_. It came out not long before I broke my last dry spell. I listened to it many times that night and felt really smug. It was fun 🙂 To the youtube! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dry-spell-is-over-yes-yes-yes/600225.md?page=1)