# The dual Subway pitchmen a-holes **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 28, 2003, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dual-subway-pitchmen-a-holes/177970 "2003-05-28T06:35:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Kang\_and\_Kodos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8baadc/32.png) [@Kang\_and\_Kodos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kang_and_Kodos)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dual-subway-pitchmen-a-holes/177970/1 "2003-05-28T06:35:21Z")
Jerrod and Blonde Asshole. Gee, what a choice. I’d like to see Jerrod get fat again to the point of diabetic coma, but I want to see Blonde Asshole get his fingernails pulled out one by one. I’ve now decided to visit Culver’s. Fuck it. I’m tired of these annoying dicks and I’m not buying their food til they stop. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dual-subway-pitchmen-a-holes/177970/2 "2003-05-28T06:50:59Z")
Jared was way less annoying than Poor Man’s Denis Leary.\* Jared kept his mouth shut, and really, never bothered me much. PMDL is annoying as all hell. And neither of them can change the fact that all the Subways I’ve ever been in smell like sewage. \*-Stolen from someone else on the Boards. ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dual-subway-pitchmen-a-holes/177970/3 "2003-05-28T07:05:40Z")
Well, now you’ve done it. We’re sure to be deluged by angry members of the Clay Henry fan club demanding that he get his share of the attention. ---
**Author:** ![Nanoda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Nanoda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanoda)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dual-subway-pitchmen-a-holes/177970/4 "2003-05-28T07:07:30Z")
I don’t mind Jared (that much), and I like the stores and food. I just can’t use a napkin without seeing that silly “Eat fresh” slogan. It doesn’t even mean anything! Eat fresh what? Just eat “fresh”? They won’t serve me a 6" with sliced fresh smothered in fresh sauce. ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dual-subway-pitchmen-a-holes/177970/5 "2003-05-28T07:18:28Z")
Quizno’s kicks Subway’s ass. ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dual-subway-pitchmen-a-holes/177970/6 "2003-05-28T12:44:22Z")
So does Blimpies. Hell, the stuff growing fuzz in my 'fridge beats Subway. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Wrong_Girl)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dual-subway-pitchmen-a-holes/177970/7 "2003-05-28T13:25:48Z")
But…but…he’s Mr. Belding’s brother! From Saved by the Bell! How could you find him (gasp!) annoying? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dual-subway-pitchmen-a-holes/177970/8 "2003-05-28T14:35:23Z")
Where I live now, everyone behind the Subway counter is hispanic and most are female, yet all the Subway employees I see in the adverts are white male suburban kids. What up with that? ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dual-subway-pitchmen-a-holes/177970/9 "2003-05-28T15:37:05Z")
I haven’t seen the new ads yet, but I’m very scared. ---
**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dual-subway-pitchmen-a-holes/177970/10 "2003-05-28T17:12:07Z")
_Blonde Asshole_ makes more money for a day’s work shooting those ads than you or I make in a year. Just thought I’d throw some salt on your wounds … Hey, it’s what I do. ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dual-subway-pitchmen-a-holes/177970/11 "2003-05-28T17:15:03Z")
Really, Spiff? I’ve always wondered what people in commercials make. I didn’t realize they made that much money. ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dual-subway-pitchmen-a-holes/177970/12 "2003-05-28T17:25:52Z")
They don’t make that much. My cousin is an actress (you’d all recognize her) who does TV, movies, and commercials. “A day’s work” does not necessarily equal “more than the rest of us make in a year,” though the longer a commercial plays the more the actors get in residuals. She did pretty well off an MCI commercial, and as the Tetley Tea Lady, but still makes more on DOOL. ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dual-subway-pitchmen-a-holes/177970/13 "2003-05-28T18:21:27Z")
DOOL? ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dual-subway-pitchmen-a-holes/177970/14 "2003-05-28T18:57:49Z")
“Like sands through the hour glass, these are the DOOL?” ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dual-subway-pitchmen-a-holes/177970/15 "2003-05-28T19:08:51Z")
All these memories will be lost … like DOOL in the rain." ---
**Author:** ![PhiloVance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e19adc/32.png) [@PhiloVance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PhiloVance)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dual-subway-pitchmen-a-holes/177970/16 "2003-05-28T19:21:54Z")
[All your, etc.](http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/minibase3.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dual-subway-pitchmen-a-holes/177970/17 "2003-05-28T20:14:20Z")
Days Of Our Lives. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dual-subway-pitchmen-a-holes/177970/18 "2003-05-28T21:16:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Particlewill \* > \*\*So does Blimpies. > > Hell, the stuff growing fuzz in my 'fridge beats Subway. \*\* _Blimpies??_ Are you nucking futs? Blimpies is awful…I’d walk a mile to a Subway, if there was a Blimpies right next door. ---
**Author:** ![XJETGIRLX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9fc29f/32.png) [@XJETGIRLX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XJETGIRLX)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dual-subway-pitchmen-a-holes/177970/19 "2003-05-28T21:35:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Troy McClure SF \* > > And neither of them can change the fact that all the Subways I’ve ever been in smell like sewage. Aha! I _knew_ it couldn’t be just me. I’ve never been able to stand the way it smells in there, other people think I’m crazy. Just thinking about it makes me want to hurl. Unfortunately my husband is on a diet and loves Subway. Gack! Their food always strikes me as though it’s been lacquered or sanitized, and there’s just the slightest resemblance of the smell to embalming fluid. I’ll second Quizno’s, hot subs just seem so much more, well, natural. ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dual-subway-pitchmen-a-holes/177970/20 "2003-05-28T22:08:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JuanitaTech \* > \*\*DOOL? \*\* There is no Ryujin, there is only DOOL! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dual-subway-pitchmen-a-holes/177970.md?page=2)