# The Dueling Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dueling-thread/60197>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 31, 2001, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dueling-thread/60197 "2001-03-31T02:20:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
**Page:** 6

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2001, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dueling-thread/60197/101 "2001-04-07T22:59:13Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Smeghead \*  
> \*\*stop it Stop It STOP IT!!! \*\*

I mustard not heard that, but it’ll ketchup with me now, though I of course, won’t relish the idea.

(sorry wasn’t at my computer for a while)

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2001, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dueling-thread/60197/102 "2001-04-08T06:32:39Z")

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**Smeghead cocks his pistil**

Dammit. It’s contagious.

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