# The DWI seems almost inevitable
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dwi-seems-almost-inevitable/259062
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [August 9, 2004, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dwi-seems-almost-inevitable/259062 "2004-08-09T18:22:12Z")
**Posts on this page:** 7
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### Author:  [@zeldarae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zeldarae)
#### Post date: [August 9, 2004, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dwi-seems-almost-inevitable/259062/1 "2004-08-09T18:22:12Z")
I got a nice chuckle with my morning coffee this morning. Look at the eight name on the list.
[Poor Sap](http://2theadvocate.com/stories/080904/pol_polbrfs001.shtml)
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [August 9, 2004, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dwi-seems-almost-inevitable/259062/2 "2004-08-09T18:33:48Z")
Not only does Tequila Lover get a DWI but Pierce gets shot.
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### Author:  [@VenusProbe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VenusProbe)
#### Post date: [August 9, 2004, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dwi-seems-almost-inevitable/259062/3 "2004-08-09T19:28:54Z")
FROM THE LINK IN THE OP
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> A 28-year-old man was found dead in an apartment at 2136 N. Lobdell early Sunday morning, according to a press release from the Police Department.
> Officers arrived at the apartment about 2 a.m. Sunday and found that **Patrick Pierce** had been shot several times. He was pronounced dead at the scene by the East Baton Rouge Parish Coroner. **The victim hasn’t been identified yet.** There are no suspects of motives in the case yet, according to the press release.
WTF? :dubious:
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### Author:  [@RadioWave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RadioWave)
#### Post date: [August 9, 2004, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dwi-seems-almost-inevitable/259062/4 "2004-08-09T20:46:53Z")
Clearly, **Patrick Pierce** is just an alias like Peter Parker, Lois Lane, Lex Luther or Clark Kent. The police are still trying to identify if the dead man was the Green Goblin, Silver Surfer or Doctor Doom.
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### Author:  [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)
#### Post date: [August 9, 2004, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dwi-seems-almost-inevitable/259062/5 "2004-08-09T20:58:13Z")
Number 6’s name is :rolleyes: .
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### Author:  [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)
#### Post date: [August 9, 2004, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dwi-seems-almost-inevitable/259062/6 "2004-08-09T21:00:00Z")
Number 6’s name is \*\*Wise \*\* Huh? :rolleyes:
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### Author:  [@Adoptamom\_II](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Adoptamom_II)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2004, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dwi-seems-almost-inevitable/259062/7 "2004-08-10T01:14:52Z")
zeldarae - we must live mighty close to one another as that’s my hometown paper, too!