# the e-less thread. No e's allowed! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 27, 2000, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-e-less-thread-no-es-allowed/23731 "2000-06-27T15:44:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![\_Toby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/bbe5ce/32.png) [@\_Toby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Toby)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-e-less-thread-no-es-allowed/23731/1 "2000-06-27T15:44:12Z")
That’s right. It’s hard to do, but it’s fun. As long as you post actual words. Don’t try and avoid it by modifying parts of a word. I’m talking about actual dictionary words!!! OK?!?! Now start posting! I want original, witty posts! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-e-less-thread-no-es-allowed/23731/2 "2000-06-27T15:45:14Z")
Fuck this shit 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Viscera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/258eb7/32.png) [@Viscera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Viscera)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-e-less-thread-no-es-allowed/23731/3 "2000-06-27T15:46:46Z")
Hmmm, too much thinking for this part of the day. I’ll try again after lunch, possibly. ---
**Author:** ![\_Toby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/bbe5ce/32.png) [@\_Toby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Toby)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-e-less-thread-no-es-allowed/23731/4 "2000-06-27T15:49:27Z")
“Hmmm, too much thinking for this part of ### day. I’ll try again #### lunch, possibly.” OI!!! Naughty naughty!!! ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-e-less-thread-no-es-allowed/23731/5 "2000-06-27T15:50:18Z")
Just think about it, would you? To put words without that particular symbol only can rough you up a bit! Sili ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-e-less-thread-no-es-allowed/23731/6 "2000-06-27T15:51:36Z")
Coldy’s drunk again! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Viscera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/258eb7/32.png) [@Viscera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Viscera)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-e-less-thread-no-es-allowed/23731/7 "2000-06-27T15:51:54Z")
Damn, didn’t catch it. Thought I had it. I quit. /lifts his mug to Dutch guy. Vis ---
**Author:** ![Aglarond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@Aglarond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aglarond)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-e-less-thread-no-es-allowed/23731/8 "2000-06-27T15:57:32Z")
Do sigs count against you? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![\_Toby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/bbe5ce/32.png) [@\_Toby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Toby)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-e-less-thread-no-es-allowed/23731/9 "2000-06-27T15:59:44Z")
“Do sigs count against you?” No, that’s OK. ---
**Author:** ![H8\_2\_W8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c77e96/32.png) [@H8\_2\_W8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/H8_2_W8)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-e-less-thread-no-es-allowed/23731/10 "2000-06-27T16:02:54Z")
Youth, throughout all history, had had a champion to stand up for it; to show a doubting world that a child can think; and, possibly, do it practically; you would constantly run across folks today who claim that ‘a child don’t know anything’. Gadsby was walking back from a visit down in Branton Hills’ manufacturing district on a Saturday night. A busy day’s traffic had had its noisy run; and with not many folks in sight, His Honor got along without having to stop to grasp a hand, or talk; for a Mayor out of City Hall is a shining mark for any politician. And so, coming to Broadway, a booming brass drum and sounds of singing told of a small Salvation Army unit carrying on amidst Broadway’s night shopping crowds. Gadsby, walking toward that group, saw a young girl, back toward him, just finishing a long soulful oration, saying '…and I can say this to you, for I know what I am talking about; for I was brought up in a pool of liquor!" * * * [http://home.nycap.rr.com/useless/gadsby/gadsby.html](http://home.nycap.rr.com/useless/gadsby/gadsby.html) ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-e-less-thread-no-es-allowed/23731/11 "2000-06-27T16:10:21Z")
Good catch, H8! I try. I fail. I shall not try again. ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-e-less-thread-no-es-allowed/23731/12 "2000-06-27T16:14:42Z")
So what’s your point? ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-e-less-thread-no-es-allowed/23731/13 "2000-06-27T16:16:19Z")
This is just stupid. What kind of fucking shmuck would start a topic such as this? Just know that not all of laugh at your childish ways. In fact, all of MPSIMS is just plain dull. Why would a man or woman visit a location such as this? You, taking all this in right now, should not put so much of your day into a thing that is so stupid. Go, Now! Hang out with your family. Go outdoors! Talk a walk, ANYTHING. But nooo, you will sit on your ass and bang on small buttons in front of you. Dismal bastards, all of you. ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-e-less-thread-no-es-allowed/23731/14 "2000-06-27T16:18:35Z")
Why both… oh, no, ah, I want to say why try? ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-e-less-thread-no-es-allowed/23731/15 "2000-06-27T16:20:16Z")
so doz the winnir of this contist git som sort of an award? If not thin fuck off. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Gazoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce73a5/32.png) [@Gazoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazoo)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-e-less-thread-no-es-allowed/23731/16 "2000-06-27T16:23:53Z")
Oh why not, I’ll post to this. I’m just at work anyway. This will occupy what remains of my brain. Hmmm, that wasn’t so bad, now was it? ---
**Author:** ![\_oo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/e9a140/32.png) [@\_oo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_oo)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-e-less-thread-no-es-allowed/23731/17 "2000-06-27T16:36:27Z")
Any of you know who that Author was, his book had not 1 of it? - this is so hard \* ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-e-less-thread-no-es-allowed/23731/18 "2000-06-27T16:41:17Z")
I had a major collision with the bathroom floor on Sunday. I’m still in pain. I sprained various joints. I’m gimpy but still at work. ---
**Author:** ![malaka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@malaka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malaka)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-e-less-thread-no-es-allowed/23731/19 "2000-06-27T16:44:05Z")
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**Author:** ![\_Toby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/bbe5ce/32.png) [@\_Toby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Toby)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-e-less-thread-no-es-allowed/23731/20 "2000-06-27T16:44:31Z")
“I had a major collision with the bathroom floor on Sunday. I’m still in pain. I ######## various joints. I’m gimpy but still at work.” Goof!!! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-e-less-thread-no-es-allowed/23731.md?page=2)