# The Eagles are gonna kick the Redskins' collective ass

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-eagles-are-gonna-kick-the-redskins-collective-ass/35973>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 6, 2000, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-eagles-are-gonna-kick-the-redskins-collective-ass/35973 "2000-10-06T16:07:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-eagles-are-gonna-kick-the-redskins-collective-ass/35973/41 "2000-10-09T07:42:51Z")

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And let’s face it, Darrell Green is damn good. Throwing in his general direction anytime during the game is generally a bad idea.

It’s nice to see that in the topsy-turvy world of the past few years of NFL, one thing has remained constant: the Eagles still suck.

(Even the Saints won today…the \* Saints. \* )

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-eagles-are-gonna-kick-the-redskins-collective-ass/35973/42 "2000-10-09T12:09:53Z")

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Hail to the Redskins! WOOHOOO!!!

I’m with ya Falcon! We’re making the charge!

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-eagles-are-gonna-kick-the-redskins-collective-ass/35973/43 "2000-10-09T12:35:43Z")

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> (Even the Saints won today…the Saints. )

Yeah. And Joe Horn (Saints WR), who I’d just dropped from my fantasy football team, caught 2 TDs. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-eagles-are-gonna-kick-the-redskins-collective-ass/35973/44 "2000-10-09T17:39:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Myrr21 \*  
> **And let’s face it, Darrell Green is damn good. Throwing in his general direction anytime during the game is generally a bad idea.**

Umm, did you see the two TDs that McNabb threw in the game? Y’know which CB was burned on both of them?

(Hint: It wasn’t Deion, nor was it Chump Bailey.)

Yup, it was Darrell “Toast” Green.

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-eagles-are-gonna-kick-the-redskins-collective-ass/35973/45 "2000-10-09T18:59:57Z")

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Whine whine whine…the man has had an interception every season for the past 17 years.

And the Eagles still suck with all the power of 120 foot Hoover. It’s always a pleasure to see them lose once again (and what’s this? Also drop out of the first place NFC east tie?). Hey, maybe one day they’ll have a real team…if they switch players and coaches with the Redskins.

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**Author:** ![Sledman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Sledman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sledman)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-eagles-are-gonna-kick-the-redskins-collective-ass/35973/46 "2000-10-09T19:16:12Z")

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I’m sure they will have the opportunity to switch coaches when the Skins choke come January.

As a Packer fan with no loyalty to the Skins or Eagles… The Eagles got jobbed.

Nonetheless I do believe Chief needs to show up and face the music. That horrible Redskin music…

Ohh, and despite the happenings on 10/1

THE BEARS STILL SUCK!

THE BEARS STILL SUCK!

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**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-eagles-are-gonna-kick-the-redskins-collective-ass/35973/47 "2000-10-09T19:34:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \*  
> \*\*I’m just letting it hang out there. The 'Skins suck.
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> I don’t know _how_ anyone in their right mind could root for the only NFL team without a state. \*\*

In the words of Unclebeer, _bite me, dog boy._

**iampunha, Falcon** - are you still doing the happy dance? Can I join?

You should read [Kornheiser’s column](http://washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A35595-2000Oct8.html) about it in the Washington Post though.

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> We’ll take it, baby," LaVar Arrington shoulted as he entered the Redskins’ locker room. “We’ll take it.”
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> Translation: Let’s blow this pop stand before they make us give it back.

😃

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-eagles-are-gonna-kick-the-redskins-collective-ass/35973/48 "2000-10-09T20:42:30Z")

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I agree…oh Chief hon? Where are you?

Can’t face the music that y’all LOST???

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-eagles-are-gonna-kick-the-redskins-collective-ass/35973/49 "2000-10-09T21:47:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by neuroman \*  
> \*\ ***iampunha, Falcon** - are you still doing the happy dance? Can I join?  
> \*\*

Wherever 'Skins fans are doing happy dances . . .

Whenever 'Skins fans beat divisional opponents . . .

Whenever there is the opportunity to make fun of ChiefScott . . .

There will Falcon and I be, doing the happy dance.

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-eagles-are-gonna-kick-the-redskins-collective-ass/35973/50 "2000-10-10T04:47:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by RTFirefly \*  
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> > (Even the Saints won today…the Saints. )
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> Yeah. And Joe Horn (Saints WR), who I’d just dropped from my fantasy football team, caught 2 TDs. :rolleyes: \*\*

And not to rub it in, but did you see how wide open he was on one of those? What, did someone fall down? Take a leak in the middle of the play? Tie his shoelaces?

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-eagles-are-gonna-kick-the-redskins-collective-ass/35973/51 "2000-10-10T21:32:58Z")

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Whoo-hoo.  
The Redskins are great.

Yay.  
Can’t wait 'til someone posts another smiley.

Go army beat Navy.

Blah… blah… blah.

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-eagles-are-gonna-kick-the-redskins-collective-ass/35973/52 "2000-10-10T21:41:33Z")

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Oh, that was halfhearted…again, with \* feeling! \*

So what was your opinion of…say…Brad Johnson’s performance?

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-eagles-are-gonna-kick-the-redskins-collective-ass/35973/53 "2000-10-10T21:52:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \*  
> \*\*Whoo-hoo.  
> The Redskins are great.
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> Blah… blah… blah. \*\*

I think I could feel ChiefScott’s teeth grinding and his veins bulging on that one.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-eagles-are-gonna-kick-the-redskins-collective-ass/35973/54 "2000-10-11T10:01:59Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \*  
> **Can’t wait 'til someone posts another smiley.**

I’ll have to use that as my next sig! 🆒

Well, Chief, just for you:

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p

;j;j;j;j;j;j;j;j;j;j;j;j;j;j;j;j;j;j;j;j

🙂 _Have a nice day!_ 🙂

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