# The Early Morning MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [September 30, 2013, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986 "2013-09-30T06:32:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Sario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sario/32/18580_2.png) [@Sario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sario)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986/1 "2013-09-30T06:32:26Z")
So I had something to put here, but I can’t remember what it was now. So I should be calling this the brain fart mmp. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986/2 "2013-09-30T06:56:56Z")
It’s the redundant MMP! ---
**Author:** ![Sario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sario/32/18580_2.png) [@Sario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sario)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986/3 "2013-09-30T08:12:25Z")
> [@nava](#): > > it’s the redundant mmp! Awesome 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986/4 "2013-09-30T09:02:01Z")
Mom! The bad person stole my caps! ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986/5 "2013-09-30T10:12:40Z")
I just about shared some off-the-wall almost tmi. I think I’ll keep it to myself and just say blurf. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986/6 "2013-09-30T10:19:58Z")
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. _YAWN_ 'Tis 64 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 82 and maybe rain this afternoon. We shall see. From the last MMP: **MIDGET DON’T FORGET TO RENEW YOUR BUS PASS!!!** It never hurts to be reminded on Moanday mornin’. 😃 **rio** brain farts are most of my brain activity these days. **StickyBuns** off the wall almost TMI is one of my favorite things! 😃 And now this… \ CLEARING THROAT \ \*\* HAAAPPPYYY BIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!! HAAAPPPYYY BIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!! HAAAPPPYYY BIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY DEEEAAARRR RRROOOSSSIIIEEE!!! HAAAPPPYYY BIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!! \*\* Now I need more caffiene and rumbly tummy demands sustenance. Then, alas, 'tis Moanday so irk purtification must commence. Happy Moanday Y’all! ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986/7 "2013-09-30T10:50:49Z")
Extremely major blurfage today. If I tried to tell you about the dream I had last night, y’all would have me slammed into therapy by the end of the day. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986/8 "2013-09-30T11:10:51Z")
Well, you’d be in good company. 😉 blurf. ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986/9 "2013-09-30T11:26:14Z")
Speaking of TMI, DH is having a massive gas attack. I’m trying to figure out whether a blast will reduce his body weight or increase it (guess it depends on the chemical composition). The cat is trying to find a part of the apartment with reasonable air quality. ---
**Author:** ![Jynxster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d07c76/32.png) [@Jynxster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jynxster)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986/10 "2013-09-30T11:27:03Z")
Morning all Happy Rosie Day! Will have I have a job tomorrow or won’t I? That is the question. Well I probably will have a job but be forced to take time off while the gubernment gets its head out of its ass. Oh and car repairs suck major suckage! ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986/11 "2013-09-30T11:34:40Z")
Happy Moonday! It’s a nice cool 50 degrees this morning with a project high of 74. All these nice beautiful days in a row are making me a bit nervous about what Mother Nature has planned for us. No more brain farts for me, I have reached the age of senior moments. **HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROSIE!** Now to get my ass up and moving, I’ve got things to do. I’m not sure what yet but I know I need to get busy. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986/12 "2013-09-30T11:45:38Z")
Happy Birthday, **Rosie**! **:GOOSE:!!!** ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986/13 "2013-09-30T11:46:58Z")
> [@Seanette](#): > > Speaking of TMI, DH is having a massive gas attack. I’m trying to figure out whether a blast will reduce his body weight or increase it (guess it depends on the chemical composition). The cat is trying to find a part of the apartment with reasonable air quality. Don’t leave him near an open flame. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986/14 "2013-09-30T11:49:35Z")
Morning, y’all! Hockey season starts in 35 hours. 😃 Sticky, we love TMI! : stands upwind of **DH** : Happy Birthday **rosie**!!! ---
**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986/15 "2013-09-30T12:00:18Z")
Happy Rosie Day! Overslept, but don’t care- only have to go to the bank and do some gardening stuff today, so it’s no rush- I have juggling tonight, so I ain’t working. Laaazy day. _yaawn_ ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986/16 "2013-09-30T12:28:37Z")
**Happy Birthday Rosie!!** Blurf. I slept about 40 hours this weekend, which was good, because I’m feeling much better. I decided I could take ONE trip out this weekend to do something, and I tried to find a dress for my Halloween costume. I failed, because apparently every woman of my size needed a black dress and discovered the perfect one, so while the store had the dress I wanted in every color _except_ black, the black in my size is totally sold out everywhere. ☹ I ordered a different (and possibly less in need of alterations in the hem area) dress online. I went to the grocery store to pick up dinner on Saturday, and in the no more than five minutes I was inside, the effing dog managed to fall or something and sprain his shoulder. So that was a trip to the Doggie ER, complete with exorbitant bill and pain medication. He still can’t really put any weight on one foreleg, poor bugger. And it’s barely 8:30 and I’m tired already. Let’s all cancel today and go home. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986/17 "2013-09-30T12:36:13Z")
It’s very difficult to crop dust a brain fart. ETA: HB, rosie. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986/18 "2013-09-30T12:46:16Z")
Happy birthday rosie! ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986/19 "2013-09-30T12:54:27Z")
Not liking the weather forecast at the moment… They’re showing a 30% chance of rain on Saturday, which happens to be our opening day. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986/20 "2013-09-30T13:17:53Z")
Thank you, all. and :eek: 🙂 to **Bobbio** [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986.md?page=2)