# The Early Morning MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [September 30, 2013, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986 "2013-09-30T06:32:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986/21 "2013-09-30T13:31:14Z")
For those of you with aquariums: [frogs don’t like fighting shrimp.](http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/shrimp-fight-interrupted-by-peace-loving-frog-161538563.html?vp=1) I was going to redo my resume, but on closer inspection it appears to be just fine. I guess now it’s time to run it up a flagpole once I see what kind of jobs are open right now. ---
**Author:** ![peedin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peedin/32/14095_2.png) [@peedin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peedin)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986/22 "2013-09-30T14:10:51Z")
Happy birfday Rosie! I hope you get lots of presents and cake and kisses on your special day. I wasn’t supposed to be at irk today, but I got out of what I was supposed to do, so I’m at irk but not really irking. My horse had a snotty nose yesterday (anipal TMI) but Code Milky Green is all clear today. ---
**Author:** ![Taters](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/taters/32/2845_2.png) [@Taters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taters)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986/23 "2013-09-30T14:45:52Z")
> [@Jynxster](#): > > Morning all > > Happy Rosie Day! > > Will have I have a job tomorrow or won’t I? That is the question. Well I probably will have a job but be forced to take time off while the gubernment gets its head out of its ass. > > Oh and car repairs suck major suckage! I am in the same boat, **Jynxster.** Of course, that doesn’t stop the stupid data calls and short suspenses. Example: They expect me to get a one month project done in two days. Unrealistic and ain’t gonna happen. They can can suck it. It has been nothing but torrential downpours and urban flooding out here since Saturday. The rivers are rising, and are on flood watch and/or warn. Saturday was the wettest day on record and they’ve been recording rainfall since 18 something out here. This morning there was thunder and lightning and last night there were high winds. Even using an umbrella while walking from the parking lot to my building (not a short trudge), I managed to get pretty damn wet. Anyway, I must get moving on all my STOOPIT work. I’d rather be home. If it turns out I will not be working come tomorrow or Wednesday, I’m going to have to cancel my trip to Kauai. I’m supposed to leave this Saturday. I have been looking forward to it and really needed this after the long, shitty year I’ve had. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Taters](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/taters/32/2845_2.png) [@Taters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taters)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986/24 "2013-09-30T14:54:57Z")
…and, since I wanted this post to be all positive; **Happy, happy birthday, Rosie!** ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986/25 "2013-09-30T15:01:45Z")
Moanday Morning All and Happy Rosie (All Hail the Cute One) Day The only other thing that makes this day worthwhile is sending off a four figure invoice. Don’t think I am rich though one dollar less and it is a three figure. I am officially tired of sleeping alone, taking GF/Partner applications Happy Moanday **Jim** ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986/26 "2013-09-30T15:29:31Z")
Happy Rosie Day! At work, still waking up. Ordered latte instead of steamer by mistake, so that’s helping. We have an offer on my mom’s house in Idaho and sent back a counter-offer. Crossing fingers. It’s been a year so far. ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986/27 "2013-09-30T15:36:57Z")
Happy Rosie Day! In other news, blurf… ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986/28 "2013-09-30T15:47:58Z")
many thanks ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986/29 "2013-09-30T15:49:05Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > … > > From the last MMP: > > **MIDGET DON’T FORGET TO RENEW YOUR BUS PASS!!!** > > It never hurts to be reminded on Moanday mornin’. 😃 > > … Thank you! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986/30 "2013-09-30T15:52:38Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > **MIDGET DON’T FORGET TO RENEW YOUR BUS PASS!!!** > [@emilyg](#): > > thank you! 🙂 **WELL? DID YOU?** apartenly, you cannot have a post of JUST ALL CAPS ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986/31 "2013-09-30T16:03:40Z")
I didn’t renew my pass yet because I’m still stuck in class at the moment, but I’ll be getting out soon. I’ll renew the pass later today. thanks again 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986/32 "2013-09-30T16:09:39Z")
I all awake now and cleaned up and ready to start my day. It’s already annoying me, but what else is new. ---
**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986/33 "2013-09-30T16:17:20Z")
: Drive by…: Happy Birthday **Rosie**! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986/34 "2013-09-30T16:38:05Z")
Rosie, don’t forget to renew your bus pass. Happy birthday, Midget! ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986/35 "2013-09-30T16:41:18Z")
here, **flytrap** , have a snickers ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986/36 "2013-09-30T16:50:20Z")
and the day just gets more annoying… oh well I’m just gonna say f’it and forget about getting anything accomplished I need to find something to eat and I think I may go out for a short drive to clear my head. ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986/37 "2013-09-30T17:01:10Z")
Just hit Fedex with a tracking #, Baby girl arrives tomorrow. Think, and this seems highly appropriate, I am going to name her **Pearl**. I am so excited. **Jim** ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986/38 "2013-09-30T17:07:44Z")
so you went with the white one? so it shows up better against your black shirt and pants? ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986/39 "2013-09-30T17:09:50Z")
Congrats **Jim** and my day just took a nosedive I’m probably blowing things out of proportion I’ll spare you all the details, I hate when things go to shit ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-morning-mmp/669986/40 "2013-09-30T17:44:26Z")
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