# The Early Worm Gets the Bird -- an East of Greenwich MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [October 28, 2012, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-worm-gets-the-bird-an-east-of-greenwich-mmp/639161 "2012-10-28T22:36:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-worm-gets-the-bird-an-east-of-greenwich-mmp/639161/321 "2012-11-02T18:08:54Z")

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Hey - don’t be dissin’ ABBA!!! 😛

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**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-worm-gets-the-bird-an-east-of-greenwich-mmp/639161/322 "2012-11-02T18:10:13Z")

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Who’s dissin’ Abba? I is only telling the truth! 😛

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-worm-gets-the-bird-an-east-of-greenwich-mmp/639161/323 "2012-11-02T18:18:38Z")

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I have placenta previa.

[http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0001902/](http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0001902/)

Not entirely serious but is something they need to keep an eye on. The placenta typically moves away from the cervix as the uterus and baby grow, but if it stays on my cervix it could cause premature labor and contractions. So not out of the woods yet, but I at least have an explanation as to why I was spotting so early.

Thanks all for the well wishes and calming advice.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-worm-gets-the-bird-an-east-of-greenwich-mmp/639161/324 "2012-11-02T18:32:44Z")

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> [@ScareyFaerie](#):
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> They could be as successful as Abba but they’re never going to sound as crappy as they did!

You flirt with death.

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**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-worm-gets-the-bird-an-east-of-greenwich-mmp/639161/325 "2012-11-02T18:43:25Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> You flirt with death.

Ha! I laugh in the face of death!

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**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-worm-gets-the-bird-an-east-of-greenwich-mmp/639161/326 "2012-11-02T18:45:57Z")

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**{{{Apes}}}**

> [@](#):
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> Placenta previa occurs in 1 out of 200 pregnancies. It is more common in women who have:
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> [ul]  
> [li]Abnormally shaped uterus [/li][li]Many previous pregnancies[/li][li]Multiple pregnancy (twins, triplets, etc.)[/li][/ul]

Are you having more twins?!?!?! 😃

Fingers will remain crossed for you, **Apes** ; I know you’ve a long way to delivery yet, and it’s gonna be scary knowing what could happen. Here’s hoping you can take it easy and there are no more scares. 🙂

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-worm-gets-the-bird-an-east-of-greenwich-mmp/639161/327 "2012-11-02T19:07:15Z")

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NO WAY **TAO**!!! We had them double, triple, and quadruple check it was just one! LOL  
We got to see the baby move and hear the heartbeat again today. The US tech remarked that this baby was a wiggle worm, so I am almost certain it is a girl. Haha

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-worm-gets-the-bird-an-east-of-greenwich-mmp/639161/328 "2012-11-02T19:12:55Z")

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Howdy Y’all from da cave! Actually I’ve been home for a while. I went down south, took care of that, came back to irk, made my report and decided that was enough. I have boiled some chikin breasts/made some broth and both are now coolin’. The boobs will be cubed up to go in a pasta sallit I’m makin’ for Sunday brunch over to the church house. I’m also gonna make a cabbage casserole and a gallon each of sweet and unsweet tea just cause I’m nice dammit!

**Apes** at least you know what it is. Let us know if and when we need to cross appropriate/inappropriate appendages, ok?

**MOOOOOOM** why are you picturin’ me in my Wally\*World outfit? 😛

Beast stew, cornbread and apple crisp for dindin. YUM!

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**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-worm-gets-the-bird-an-east-of-greenwich-mmp/639161/329 "2012-11-02T19:22:59Z")

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{{ **apes** }}

it is an explaination at least. Now is the time to take things easy.

It is Friday yay! 😃

Weekend plans are finish the Christmas shopping or almost at least.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-worm-gets-the-bird-an-east-of-greenwich-mmp/639161/330 "2012-11-02T19:45:13Z")

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**{{{{{{{{April}}}}}}}}**

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-worm-gets-the-bird-an-east-of-greenwich-mmp/639161/331 "2012-11-02T19:49:12Z")

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**swampy** , ol’ buddy, ol’ pal, have you/would you share your apple crisp recipe? We were less than impressed with the one I made last week and since I can’t find the recipe I used to use, I would love to find another!

Bert’s for supper tonight, just because. And since tomorrow is my sweetie’s b-day, we’re taking him out to dinner. He wants to go to the Texas Roadhouse, so he gets his wish.

That’s all I’ve got. TGIF!!!

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-worm-gets-the-bird-an-east-of-greenwich-mmp/639161/332 "2012-11-02T19:51:12Z")

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{{{ **Apes** }}}

Blurf.

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**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-worm-gets-the-bird-an-east-of-greenwich-mmp/639161/333 "2012-11-02T20:06:53Z")

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{{ **Apes** }}  
Thinkin’ sticky, placenta shifting thoughts!

Every time I go outside today, it starts raining… then suddenly stops and is glorious sun. I had\* to walk into town earlier, and it’s impossible to dress properly. Plus I have a blister on my heel due to wearing sandals that got soaked with salt water last week, so all the fabric’s gone stiff. I got off lightly though, my housemate wound up losing a shoe in the mud, washed it off in the sea, and now it looks like one of [these](http://www.tobar.co.uk/20670-04606/magic-tree) but without the colour 😃  
\*‘had’ meaning I wanted to go pick up a horrible ‘newspaper’ 'cos it has lego as a free gift. I feel a little dirty buying _the Sun_, but… tomorrow they have Lego Uruk-Hai! You can only get one per shop, so I’m recruiting friends, and going round everywhere in the city that will have them. Yes, I know I’m clearly a child.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-worm-gets-the-bird-an-east-of-greenwich-mmp/639161/334 "2012-11-02T21:43:24Z")

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**MOOOOOOM** the recipe I used is the one in the [Mumper Recipe Blog](http://mumpersrecipes.blogspot.com/). If’n you want, you can leave off the pee-kahns. Matter of fact I did just that.

Speakin’ of which, dindin and the apple crisp were tres nummy.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-worm-gets-the-bird-an-east-of-greenwich-mmp/639161/335 "2012-11-02T22:06:07Z")

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Dang, it was hidden in the blog, but I found it. Thanks!

We’re back from burgers at Bert’s - now it’s time for knitting. _ **MWAH!!** _

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**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-worm-gets-the-bird-an-east-of-greenwich-mmp/639161/336 "2012-11-02T22:09:14Z")

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Tonight dinner shall be Famous Daves, due to MrTao’s having a co-worker gettin-married dinner there. I’m not a fan of the place, but their wild rice soup is good! I just remember being SO disappointed when I got to Virginia, roommates dragged me there, and it was just…awful. Expensive, dry as hell, and really not what I consider BBQ. Just…blech. I thought the brisket was SO bad that for a long time I refused to ever try brisket anywhere again; I thought I hated brisket! As it turns out, I just hate really dry, flavourless brisket.

After dinner, hopefully we’ll see Man With the Iron Fists, yay! Been a while since we’ve gone out, movies will be fun 🙂

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-worm-gets-the-bird-an-east-of-greenwich-mmp/639161/337 "2012-11-02T23:11:24Z")

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Tuesday was my Friday.

Wednesday, I got up and packed up all my stuff and did all my laundry and loaded it all into my car. Handed my landlord a rent check for October which i told him would be almost certain not to bounce once I got paid on Friday; he seemed okay with that. Headed on out and spent two days depending on the kindness of friends for a place to stay.

Today, I got paid again (yay!) and apparently for all the back pay they hadn’t yet paid me for October, so I quick jumped into Craigslist and found another room to rent for a reasonable amount, got the room and moved my stuff into it, the headed on to irk (I irk 1 pm to 9:30 pm).

So, tonight I get to set up my computer and see if the purported internet access is actual internet access.

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**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-worm-gets-the-bird-an-east-of-greenwich-mmp/639161/338 "2012-11-02T23:35:48Z")

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**Ethilrist** , moving around like that sucks, and you have my sympathies. I’ll be doing something similar in a few weeks; hope your internet holds out 😃 Hell, hope mine does too, lol.

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-worm-gets-the-bird-an-east-of-greenwich-mmp/639161/339 "2012-11-03T00:45:45Z")

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Thanks yall!  
**{{{{{Hugs Everyone}}}}}}**

LOL **Filbert** , that was cute.

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**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-early-worm-gets-the-bird-an-east-of-greenwich-mmp/639161/340 "2012-11-03T04:06:26Z")

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Irked, texted with Hockey Lady:)(Till Miss Sleepyhead dozed off), had a couple of New Belgium’s seasonal brews. Life is good.

Sticky thoughts, **Apes**!!!

{{{{{{ **MMP** }}}}}[sub][sub]grope\*[/sub][/sub]

[sub]\*See, Sticks, i’m positivly dripping with sleaze.\*\*[/sub]

[sub][sub]\*\*or maybe dog snot, since Gordie just sneezed on me.[/sub][/sub]

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