# The eel-huffing epidemic in young seals.

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 7, 2018, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-eel-huffing-epidemic-in-young-seals/825721 "2018-12-07T00:05:04Z")\
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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-eel-huffing-epidemic-in-young-seals/825721/21 "2018-12-11T14:05:20Z")

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Well, they wanted to do the Tide pods challenge but the seawater kept dissolving them.

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**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-eel-huffing-epidemic-in-young-seals/825721/22 "2018-12-11T17:22:13Z")

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When I was a young seal,  
not knowing my fish,  
I got to thinking it over how much I had missed.

I got me some elvers and raised them,  
and then,  
And then they grew up in my nostrils,  
I did not comprehend,

I grew eels out of my nose, and I don’t know why…  
I said, Eels out my nostril and I don’t know why.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-eel-huffing-epidemic-in-young-seals/825721/23 "2018-12-11T17:28:48Z")

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My mommy said not to put eels in my snout,  
Eels in my snout, eels in my snout …

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