# The Elusive Scouring of the Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 24, 2005, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-elusive-scouring-of-the-sequential-threads/296101 "2005-03-24T22:41:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-elusive-scouring-of-the-sequential-threads/296101/1 "2005-03-24T22:41:10Z")
BBQ Pit: Things that piss IT people off The locked Singles thread Well, Fuck! Looks like he killed her Let the poor woman die already! Apparently we can’t even die satisfactorily IMHO: Design Your Grisly Death Vasectomy Questions ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-elusive-scouring-of-the-sequential-threads/296101/2 "2005-03-25T23:29:29Z")
CS: \*\*American Idol: March 22-23 “Constantine” Emergency Fashion Question \*\* (Gotta watch _Idol_ to geddit, of course) ---
**Author:** ![Ace309](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ace309/32/1050_2.png) [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2005, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-elusive-scouring-of-the-sequential-threads/296101/3 "2005-03-26T02:01:59Z")
MPSIMS **Dear Secret Bunny I’ve Won The Lottery!** ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2005, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-elusive-scouring-of-the-sequential-threads/296101/4 "2005-03-26T03:57:51Z")
I wish that at least a few of these dykey girls weren’t gay. The perfect rug. and It’s Official. I Don’t Know How to Play Strong Pocket Pairs. I am soooo Embarrassed! ---
**Author:** ![mdf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@mdf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mdf)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2005, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-elusive-scouring-of-the-sequential-threads/296101/5 "2005-03-26T04:02:13Z")
MPSIMS: What is your Starwars Name? Any other unemployed Dopers out there? -mdf ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2005, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-elusive-scouring-of-the-sequential-threads/296101/6 "2005-03-26T23:18:13Z")
MPSIMS: WTF did I just hear? Ask The Former Phone Psychic ---
**Author:** ![Rhubarb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/59ef9b/32.png) [@Rhubarb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhubarb)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2005, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-elusive-scouring-of-the-sequential-threads/296101/7 "2005-03-27T02:27:39Z")
**MPSIMS** Why the HECK are the church-bells ringing? Ask the atheist, 15 year old, male Hoosier. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2005, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-elusive-scouring-of-the-sequential-threads/296101/8 "2005-03-27T02:39:21Z")
I’m going to beat the shit out of the next person that says to me… I get it, you don’t like Fox News! ---
**Author:** ![TJdude825](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dec6dc/32.png) [@TJdude825](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJdude825)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2005, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-elusive-scouring-of-the-sequential-threads/296101/9 "2005-03-27T17:22:42Z")
Why the HECK are the church-bells ringing? WTF did I just hear? ---
**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2005, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-elusive-scouring-of-the-sequential-threads/296101/10 "2005-03-27T17:56:29Z")
I just **know** this thread is going to be left off of the DVD edition. [Let us speak of the evils of Christianity.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=308787): Gladly the Cross I’d Eat and [No Pledge, no job!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=308529) ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2005, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-elusive-scouring-of-the-sequential-threads/296101/11 "2005-03-27T18:03:58Z")
What’s your Latin motto? The Name of the Place ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2005, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-elusive-scouring-of-the-sequential-threads/296101/12 "2005-03-27T18:58:36Z")
Wal-Mart haters, what have you done lately? Useless singling-out of corporations ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2005, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-elusive-scouring-of-the-sequential-threads/296101/13 "2005-03-27T22:37:38Z")
Dopers who went past their bachelor’s degree. What do humanities students do? ---
**Author:** ![jhinman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/779978/32.png) [@jhinman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jhinman)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2005, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-elusive-scouring-of-the-sequential-threads/296101/14 "2005-03-28T03:46:50Z")
BBQ Pit: I wonder if Terry Schiavo agrees with me … Let the poor woman die already! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2005, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-elusive-scouring-of-the-sequential-threads/296101/15 "2005-03-28T14:15:16Z")
\*\* Schiavo update: Scientists recover T. rex soft tissue \*\* ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2005, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-elusive-scouring-of-the-sequential-threads/296101/16 "2005-03-28T22:37:09Z")
Ya know, all these Sequential Thread Title threads are doing a number on me. I find myself looking for them everywhere. I keep checking IMHO not to read the threads but in the hopes that Does a nude photo of you exist anywhere on this earth? might just have ended up next to Finding Yonic forms everywhere. This is unhealthy. ---
**Author:** ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-elusive-scouring-of-the-sequential-threads/296101/17 "2005-03-29T21:50:25Z")
My 15 year old daughter smokes weed. Now what? I want bread! ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-elusive-scouring-of-the-sequential-threads/296101/18 "2005-03-29T22:01:59Z")
IMHO - Sequential Bad Puns: **I’ve got a pressing problem - I need a new iron Dyeing to hear your hair coloring story** ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-elusive-scouring-of-the-sequential-threads/296101/19 "2005-03-29T23:32:10Z")
From the MPSIMS “Pay More Attention!” file: **Johnny Cochran Died Johnnie Cochran Is Dead At 67** ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-elusive-scouring-of-the-sequential-threads/296101/20 "2005-04-01T16:49:15Z")
MPSIMS **My Puppy Doesn’t Like to Be Held What kind of dog _are_ you?** [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-elusive-scouring-of-the-sequential-threads/296101.md?page=2)