# The end of the line ... from the Ex Rhino'sHoney

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 5, 2003, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155 "2003-05-05T11:21:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/201 "2003-05-15T14:25:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \*  
> \*\*Oh, look… my next post will put me at 100… will I get a party? 😉 \*\*

Not exactly. Can you email me, though?  
I promise I’ll answer. Not like that, that… **Honeydew**.😃

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/202 "2003-05-15T14:47:50Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \*  
> \*\*Thanks Davebear. October is a good month, isn’t it? 😃
> 
> Oh, look… my next post will put me at 100… will I get a party? 😉 \*\*

October ROCKS!! 🙂

Sure, we can throw you a pit party, like the one **CuriousCanuck** threw for me. I’m sure the pitizens would love it. 😛

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**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/203 "2003-05-15T14:57:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Davebear \*  
> \*\*Sure, we can throw you a pit party, like the one **CuriousCanuck** threw for me. I’m sure the pitizens would love it. 😛 \*\*

Oh my gawd, NO!:eek: I think Simple Dreamer is too nice for something like that.

I’m not sure I’ve recovered from yours, yet.😃

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**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/204 "2003-05-15T15:35:42Z")

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Well, here it is… #100

\<b\>Branwen\</b\> You have mail 😉

LOL I’m not sure I’m ready for a Pitt Party… and doubt the Pitizens are ready for another of Dave’s parties either.

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**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/205 "2003-05-15T15:37:42Z")

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Darn that HTML!

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/206 "2003-05-15T22:53:11Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Davebear \*  
> \*\*As if I’d reveal my Diabolical plans in public. Humph! The very idea!
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> Y’know, I’ve seen that picture before. Kinda odd, since I’ve seen so few pictures of the member’s, here. Must’ve been your doing.
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> Ah! Not so, my miniature flying hamster! Among the many D’s in my collection is Diligent, the quality which I apply to answering emails. Whether my reply didn’t arrive, or got deleted, I cannot say. All I know is that I sent it. \*\*

Well, I wasn’t hoping you’d reveal your plans in public! I know you’re far more crafty than that, **Davebear**.

I was going to use a different picture, but the archives on **Spoz** ’d blogspot don’t work. And yes… it was my doing. Luckily, I’d posted one up here before… and knew just where to find it.

“My miniature flying hamster,” eh? Hmm… sounds cool enough… I’ll take it. 🙂

No, I would NEVER delete your email. All I know is that I sent a reply to you, and apparently got no answer. Therefore, it must have been eaten. Perhaps try sending it again, if you remember what it was we were on about! (or just send any mail, to see if it gets through)  
**Simple Dreamer** , I do indeed have a [livejournal](http://www.livejournal.com/users/flamsterette_x/). The thing is, I don’t update it several times a day… or even a week. If you really want to know what I’m thinking, you’re probably much better off going to my blog. But I might do an LJ update today… it depends. 🙂

Speaking of birthdays… can you tell me when your birthdays are, people? You’ll get immortalized in the apprpriate monthly birthday thread… 😃

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/207 "2003-05-15T23:02:39Z")

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I should add that I always answer my email in a more-or-less timely fashion. So since I wouldn’t have deleted **Davebear** ’s email, but instead have responded to it straight away… it must have been eaten. My other friends sometimes complain that their emails to me get eaten. Namooch you can do about that.

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/208 "2003-05-15T23:10:35Z")

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**Honeydew** , count me in as another who’s seen your old namesake around and enjoyed your posts, but I don’t think we’ve ever met. Sorry to hear about the breakup - breakups suck, plain and simple, but you seem like a strong person and you’ll get through it. Take some time for yourself. Pamper yourself and treat yourself well:).

And please feel free to bore the tits off of me…my bras are too tight lately - boring the tits off of me would be better than having to diet to get them off. 😃

Ava

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/209 "2003-05-15T23:15:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Branwen \*  
> \*\*Oh my gawd, NO!:eek: I think Simple Dreamer is too nice for something like that.
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> I’m not sure I’ve recovered from yours, yet.😃 \*\*

😃 Well, no, I wouldn’t suggest the _same_ kind of pit party, for Dreamer. I think you could leave the strap-on at home, for her party. Judging by her Journal, and the fact that her birthday is the day before mine, she’s a sensualist. So, I was thinking a Pajama Party. Lots of pillows and soft furniture in a room with deep, plush carpet; soft, sexy, sensual music; etc. And, a bunch of brand new pairs of silk pajamas; men get bottoms, women get tops. To start with. 😉

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> \*Originally posted by Flamsterette\_X \*  
> **Well, I wasn’t hoping you’d reveal your plans in public! I know you’re far more crafty than that, Davebear.**

No, not crafty; that’s a C word. I’m Devious. Besides, crafty sounds so Martha Stewart, these days.

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> \*\*“My miniature flying hamster,” eh? Hmm… sounds cool enough… I’ll take it. \*\*

🙂

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> \*\*No, I would NEVER delete your email. All I know is that I sent a reply to you, and apparently got no answer. Therefore, it must have been eaten. Perhaps try sending it again, if you remember what it was we were on about! (or just send any mail, to see if it gets through) \*\*

On its way!

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**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/210 "2003-05-15T23:16:32Z")

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**Flamsterette\_X** Oct 7 😃

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**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/211 "2003-05-15T23:19:13Z")

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> Judging by her Journal, and the fact that her birthday is the day before mine, she’s a sensualist. So, I was thinking a Pajama Party. Lots of pillows and soft furniture in a room with deep, plush carpet; soft, sexy, sensual music; etc. And, a bunch of brand new pairs of silk pajamas; men get bottoms, women get tops. To start with.

**Davebear** You’ve got me pegged!

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**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/212 "2003-05-15T23:43:58Z")

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F\_X … Birthday is 1st September 🙂

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**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/213 "2003-05-15T23:49:33Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Davebear \*  
> \*\*😃 Well, no, I wouldn’t suggest the _same_ kind of pit party, for Dreamer. I think you could leave the strap-on at home, for her party. Judging by her Journal, and the fact that her birthday is the day before mine, she’s a sensualist. So, I was thinking a Pajama Party. Lots of pillows and soft furniture in a room with deep, plush carpet; soft, sexy, sensual music; etc. And, a bunch of brand new pairs of silk pajamas; men get bottoms, women get tops. To start with. 😉 \*\*

You forgot candles! I bet **Dreamer** likes those, too.

**Flamsterette\_X** My birthday is January 21st.

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**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/214 "2003-05-15T23:55:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by avabeth \*  
> \*\ ***Honeydew** , count me in as another who’s seen your old namesake around and enjoyed your posts, but I don’t think we’ve ever met. Sorry to hear about the breakup - breakups suck, plain and simple, but you seem like a strong person and you’ll get through it. Take some time for yourself. Pamper yourself and treat yourself well:).
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> And please feel free to bore the tits off of me…my bras are too tight lately - boring the tits off of me would be better than having to diet to get them off. 😃
> 
> Ava \*\*

Thank you **Avabeth** (nice name btw) … I appreciate your kind words.

Oh and the boob thing??? I go have to get back on my diet… my boobs are getting bigger too ☹ 😛

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/215 "2003-05-16T00:48:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \*  
> \*\ ***Davebear** You’ve got me pegged! \*\*

🙂 Not hard. I just pictured what _I_ would enjoy, in a sensual mood.

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> \*Originally posted by Branwen \*  
> **Davebear You forgot candles! I bet Dreamer likes those, too.**

True. But, I wasn’t really trying to set the whole scene; just rough it out. The candles were part of the ‘etc.’.

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/216 "2003-05-16T01:26:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Davebear \*  
> \*\*No, not crafty; that’s a C word. I’m Devious. Besides, crafty sounds so Martha Stewart, these days. \*\*

Yup, that is a C-word… what are you going to do to me, now that I’ve strayed from that letter of the alphabet? (my brain was running out of words at that point… I may have a fairly large vocabulary, but that doesn’t mean I can remember every word in the English language)

Guess “crafty” COULD sound Martha Stewart-ish… but that wasn’t my intention, and you know it! 😛

By the way… I got the test email, thanks. 🙂

Thanks for the birthdays, everyone! 🙂 The BootyBase[sup]TM[/sup] now has four fresh new entries.

Actually, they’re all fairly easy to remember:

**Honeydew** : Sept. 1 is the day after my good friend Stella’s birthday.

**Branwen** : Jan. 21 is the day of my good friend Billy’s birthday. (incidentally, he’s also Stella’s husband)

**Smple Dreamer** : Oct. 7 is the day after my friend Dawn’s birthday.

**Davebear** : Oct. 8 is the day of my friend Michael’s birthday.  
Yup, I could be like the dad in _My Big Fat Greek Wedding_ (only not with Greek words and root origins):

“Give me any date, and I’ll show you how it links to birthdays of my friends.”

😃

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/217 "2003-05-16T02:41:22Z")

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Love candles… infact they’re even listed on my intrests of my LJ 😃

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/218 "2003-05-16T10:45:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Flamsterette\_X \*  
> \*\*Guess “crafty” COULD sound Martha Stewart-ish… but that wasn’t my intention, and you know it! 😛
> 
> Thanks for the birthdays, everyone! 🙂 The BootyBase[sup]TM[/sup] now has four fresh new entries. \*\*

Of course, I knew you didn’t mean it that way. That’s why it was fun to twist the meaning. 😃

Ummm…_Booty Base?_ Are you an escort Madam?

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> \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \*  
> \*\*Love candles… in fact they’re even listed on my interests of my LJ 😃 \*\*

Interests? How interesting can a lump of wax, with a string up it’s butt, be? 😉

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**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/219 "2003-05-16T10:57:32Z")

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Lumpy wax with anal strings … nice imaging there davebear!

I have some very interesting lumps of wax in my house. I have one shaped like a little green monopoly house 🙂 I have others too but I won’t bore you with the whole list…

I have a bunch of tea light sconces in the bedroom. Makes wonderful lighting 😉

I have sconces in almost every room really… when I get them all lit the house looks so pretty after dark and it smells like a fruit coctail (I can’t stand perfume… makes me sneeze so all my candles are fruit/food scented)

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/220 "2003-05-16T11:33:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by tanookie \*  
> \*\*Lumpy wax with anal strings … nice imaging there davebear! \*\*

Just one of my many talents. 🙂

Actually, I like candlelight, for the right occasions. I just don’t find the candles, themselves, interesting.

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