# The end of the line ... from the Ex Rhino'sHoney

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 5, 2003, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155 "2003-05-05T11:21:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/221 "2003-05-16T11:49:20Z")

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And I look better in candlelight too 😃

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**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/222 "2003-05-16T11:52:55Z")

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Don’t we all, **Honeydew**? 😃

**Davebear** , I don’t even want to tell you how many candles I have. Maybe it’s a girl thing.

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/223 "2003-05-16T17:30:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Branwen \*  
> \*\ ***Davebear** , I don’t even want to tell you how many candles I have. Maybe it’s a girl thing. \*\*

Was there ever any doubt in your mind, that it’s a girl thing?

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/224 "2003-05-16T18:42:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Davebear \*  
> \*\*Of course, I knew you didn’t mean it that way. That’s why it was fun to twist the meaning. 😃
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> Ummm…_Booty Base?_ Are you an escort Madam?
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> Interests? How interesting can a lump of wax, with a string up it’s butt, be? 😉 \*\*

Eh, go ahead and twist the meaning all ye like and welcome, (though I may get into trouble for saying that, knowing you!)

An escort I am not, kind sir… and I’d thank you NOT to make those unkind aspersions about me. The BootyBase[sup]TM[/sup] is simply the joke name given my extensive personal database by my brother and his friend Eric. (we have these… jokes… about booty and certain ohter realted topics; you don’t wanna know, actually :o )

Um, thanks for that imagery there… if I wasn’t already neutral about candles anyways, that would probably do it for me.

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/225 "2003-05-17T00:06:42Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Flamsterette\_X \*  
> \*\*An escort I am not, kind sir… and I’d thank you NOT to make those unkind aspersions about me. The BootyBase[sup]TM[/sup] is simply the joke name given my extensive personal database by my brother and his friend Eric. (we have these… jokes… about booty and certain other related topics; you don’t wanna know, actually :o ) \*\*

Au contraire, ma petit Flamster. I most certainly _do_ want to know why you have a database of booty.

And, I never said you were an escort. I just asked if you were a Madam. 😃

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> \*\* Um, thanks for that imagery there… if I wasn’t already neutral about candles anyways, that would probably do it for me.  
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My pleasure. 😉

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/226 "2003-05-17T04:20:22Z")

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Oh sure… go ahead and twist the meaning of something that was ambiguous to start with… 😉

Well, if you really want to know why the Richmond Crew[sup]TM[/sup] has all these jokes… they’re about booty (which they think I have a lot of), poo (you do NOT want to see the Booty Logo that I drew one day coz I was bored… or the alternate term we use for defecation), being a chub / fart, and similar kinds of things. Happy now?

(and no, the database is NOT about booty in any way… more like middle names, birthdays, street / email addresses, IM info, phone numbers, anniversaries, deceased people, former / current names, etc.)

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2003, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/227 "2003-06-19T04:49:49Z")

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> _Originally posted by Flamsterette\_X_  
> **All innocence on your new sig, too… riiiiight. But hey… I like it too. Much better than mine. (which was taken from a conversation Spoz and I were having about gravity a while ago)**

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> _Originally posted by Davebear_  
> Actually, I like yours, too. Very much my sense of humor.\*\*

For posterity’s sake, here is my sig.

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> Moral for today: Gravity is depressed, so just embrace it. 🙂

I’m going to change it soon, to:

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> All problems eventually loop back on themselves… and disappear into their own paradox.

(yet another **Spoz** quote, this time taken from his [blog](http://spoz.blogspot.com) entry of today)  
**Honeydew** , I hope you’re doing better now than before. 🙂

F\_X

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