# The end of the line ... from the Ex Rhino'sHoney **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 5, 2003, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155 "2003-05-05T11:21:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![flybynight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@flybynight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flybynight)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/81 "2003-05-07T21:44:36Z")
I’m just shooting for a pit thread on our little clan myself, **tanookie** 😉 And speaking of hijacking this thread, **Honeydew** , what did you do with my mouse? I know you’d like some company right about now, but it’s MY MOUSE!!! Give it back. You don’t want me to bring back the **Fury** , do you? ---
**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/82 "2003-05-07T22:04:43Z")
You mean the **Furry** don’t you??? And if you remember **Flylicious** ( 😛 ) that was my mouse in the first place 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/83 "2003-05-07T22:06:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by El Marko \* > **Thanks Branwen! Bwahahahahaha! (i.e. maniacal laughing)** Aaauuuugh! I did it again! I meant to say **El Marko the Merry**. :sigh: Dammit And you listen here, **Flybynight the Fastidious** , **Honeydew** would never go messing with your mice. maybe ---
**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/84 "2003-05-07T22:08:43Z")
I might clean his mouseball for him though 🙂 :eek: the computer one, you dirty people !!! ---
**Author:** ![flybynight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@flybynight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flybynight)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/85 "2003-05-07T22:15:20Z")
I was hoping you’d forgotten it was your mouse, **Honeydew**. And look at me, all selfish in this thread, trying to accuse you of stealing somethin from me that was yours to begin with. And everyone else is being so supportive of you. Shame on me. ---
**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/86 "2003-05-07T22:29:05Z")
200 lashes **Fly** … hmmmmmmmm we could tie you up and all the girls could take turns lashing you… Then **Branwen the Bountiful** could bathe you in warm scented water and make sure you were ever so comfortable… But **I** keep the mouse until you really know what you want from him 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/87 "2003-05-07T22:47:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Branwen \* > \*\ ***Davebear the Daisy Fresh** , I thought I was your nemesis \*\* Sorry, **Branwen of the BadHairDay** , I don’t think you’re up to it. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by flybynight \* > \*\*So go on, Diabolical Dave, continue your sex threads. Make young men and women frolic in the fields of their youth after reading your words. You only fuel my fire, and bring about your own downfall! Bwahahahahaha! \*\* Ha! You’ve clearly fallen into my nefarious trap. [BlackAdder] I have a cunning plan, which cannot fail! [/BlackAdder] I plan to convince everyone to indulge only in _non-reproductive sex acts_, thereby denying you your army, and forcing you to waste your time and resources on a worthless strategy. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Branwen of the BadHairDay \* > \*\*Branwen Awww blow it out yer ass, Flybynight the Flatulent. > > See y’all? I’m trying to shake my basically nice reputation. Is it working? \*\* LOL! It might, **Branwen of the Balloon Animals** , if you didn’t have that rubber swan on your head. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Flybynight the Flatulent_ > **And we’re all out to topple Dave. He will be ours. Oh yes, he will be ours soon…** No, no, no! None of that group sex, again! That’s what got us kicked out of the Pit. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by El Marko \* > **We’ll get you Dave and your little melon too! Mwahahahahaha!** Come and get me, **El Marko the Indelible**! I’ll wipe you out like a chalk mark! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Honeydew \* > \*\*You mean the Furry don’t you??? \*\* LOL! Good one, oh Goddess of the Tantalizing Melons. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Honeydew \* > \*\*200 lashes Fly … hmmmmmmmm we could tie you up and all the girls could take turns lashing you… \*\* Are we talking “tongue lashing”, here? Can I watch? ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/88 "2003-05-07T22:55:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear the Delusional \* > \*\*Sorry, **Branwen of the BadHairDay** , I don’t think you’re up to it. \*\* Is that a challenge, **Davebear the Delusional**? ---
**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/89 "2003-05-07T22:57:59Z")
Well, here a tongue lashing means I’m gonna yell at ya, not lick you all over… unless of course, you get off on verbal abuse??? 😛 somehow, I don’t think you do… Tantalizing Melons :eek: thought you said you couldn’t see my cam :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/90 "2003-05-07T23:06:04Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Davebear_ > \*\*LOL! It might, **Branwen of the Balloon Animals** , if you didn’t have that rubber swan on your head. \*\* I have to tell ya **Davebear** , this one has me cracking up. I can’t believe you used the balloon animals against me. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/91 "2003-05-07T23:17:38Z")
Well they’re rubber… I’m sure he’d LOVE to use them against you, given the right circumstances 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/92 "2003-05-07T23:22:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Honeydew \* > \*\*Well they’re rubber… I’m sure he’d LOVE to use them against you, given the right circumstances 😛 \*\* Be that as it may, but my God! Is _nothing_ sacred anymore?! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/93 "2003-05-07T23:42:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Branwen \* > \*\*I have to tell ya **Davebear** , this one has me cracking up. I can’t believe you used the balloon animals against me. 😃 \*\* 😃 Well, I still think it’s cute that you make balloon animals. Maybe you could be one of my henchmen, too, and use your army of rubbery minions to further our evil plans. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Honeydew \* > \*\*Well they’re rubber… I’m sure he’d LOVE to use them against you, given the right circumstances 😛 \*\* Well, maybe. But, I have standards to maintain, when it comes to henchmen. I refuse to rubber duck. ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/94 "2003-05-07T23:51:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > **😃 Well, I still think it’s cute that you make balloon animals. Maybe you could be one of my henchmen, too, and use your army of rubbery minions to further our evil plans.** Ha! Forget it **Davebear the Droll**. You’re just not bad enough for me. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/95 "2003-05-08T00:09:48Z")
I’m just gonna sit over here -----\> and watch the fun… heheheh ---
**Author:** ![Payne\_N.Diaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b77776/32.png) [@Payne\_N.Diaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Payne_N.Diaz)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/96 "2003-05-08T00:26:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\* > > [BlackAdder] I have a cunning plan, which cannot fail! [/BlackAdder] > > \*\* Notto rain on your parade, **DaveBear the DimBulb** , but it was actually Baldrick who always said that, not Blackadder. Blackadder was always the one who made sure that the cunning plan did in fact fail, usually spectacularly. Now back to your regularly scheduled hijack. Payne the Pedantic ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/97 "2003-05-08T00:31:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > \*\*I’m just gonna sit over here -----\> > and watch the fun… heheheh \*\* Ha! That is what you think **Simple Dreamer the Silly Head** , but none escape the wrath of Branwen the Bountiful Badass basically nice Beast of Balloon Animals and Bad Hair Days! Muahahahahaha ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/98 "2003-05-08T00:38:14Z")
So exactly which balloon animals do you make, Branwen, and are you free on the 17th for a party? 🙂 My goodness this hijack has exploded to monumental proportions. I see we’ve even managed to drag the innocent fieldmouse back into the equation! Since you’re all busy being super evildoers I will have to be the slightly daft but highly desirable damsel in distress. ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/99 "2003-05-08T00:50:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tanookie \* > \*\*So exactly which balloon animals do you make, Branwen, and are you free on the 17th for a party? 🙂 \*\* All kinds. Now that **Honeydew the Hellion** has reclaimed her mouse, I’m going to send **Flybynight the Excessively Fragrant** a blow up mouse. ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/100 "2003-05-08T02:42:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Payne N. Diaz \* > \*\*Notto rain on your parade, **DaveBear the DimBulb** , but it was actually Baldrick who always said that, not Blackadder. Blackadder was always the one who made sure that the cunning plan did in fact fail, usually spectacularly. \*\* Not so, **Payne the Peculiar**. The line was, in fact, spoken by different characters in different series. In the first series, Blackadder was the dimbulb, and spoke the line. In later series, 2 through 4, Baldric was the thicky, and got to speak those pearls of…well…not wisdom, I guess. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Branwen \* > **Ha! Forget it Davebear the Droll. You’re just not bad enough for me.** Really, **Branwen the Badly Dressed**? _pulls out a large hat pin_ _pop_ _pop_ _pop_ _pop_ _pop_ _pop_ _pop_ _pop_ _pop_ > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tanookie \* > **Since you’re all busy being super evildoers I will have to be the slightly daft but highly desirable damsel in distress.** Excellent! Dibs on the damsel! I’m gonna tie her up and do unspeakable things to her! Mwahahah! [size=1]Where’d I leave that manual?\*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155.md?page=6)