# The end of the line ... from the Ex Rhino'sHoney **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 5, 2003, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155 "2003-05-05T11:21:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Payne\_N.Diaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b77776/32.png) [@Payne\_N.Diaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Payne_N.Diaz)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/101 "2003-05-08T03:12:18Z")
You may be right, **Dave the Dingbat** , it has been a long time since I saw His Adderness–I just remember Baldrick saying it. You need a manual?? Hah! I laugh (or something) in your general direction!!! Payne the Peerless ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/102 "2003-05-08T03:18:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\*Really, **Branwen the Badly Dressed**? _pulls out a large hat pin_ > > _pop_ _pop_ _pop_ _pop_ _pop_ _pop_ _pop_ _pop_ _pop_ > \*\* Yeouch, **Davebear the Delightful**! Watch where you’re sticking that pin! Have you no appreciation for fine art?😃 _Ties **Davebear the Delightful** up with many multicolored twisty balloons, and steals the distressed damsel._ Now whatcha gonna do? ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/103 "2003-05-08T12:00:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Payne N. Diaz \* > \*\*You need a manual?? Hah! I laugh (or something) in your general direction!!! \*\* Taunt me, will you, **Payne the Pubescent**? Just because I’m getting old and senile! Well, I’m still Dastardly enough…no, wait…I’m still Terrible…crap!.. I’m still _Diabolical_ enough to deal with the likes of you! I’m just glad it wasn’t **Flybynight the Flatulent** farting in my general direction. I hate it when he makes my eyes burn! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Branwen \* > \*\*Yeouch, Davebear the Delightful! Watch where you’re sticking that pin! Have you no appreciation for fine art? > > _Ties Davebear the Delightful up with many multicolored twisty balloons, and steals the distressed damsel._ > > Now whatcha gonna do? \*\* :eek: What I want to know is, what are _you_ gonna do with that damsel? :evil grin: Hmmm. **Davebear the Delightful**! And, she tied me up all comfortable and stuff. Maybe I’ll just ride this out, and hope it gets really fun. Hurry back, **Branwen the Boobalicious**! ---
**Author:** ![El\_Marko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@El\_Marko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Marko)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/104 "2003-05-08T12:10:26Z")
I’m at a loss for words here folks. _ROFL_ I’ll be back after I make up a few new ones. _walks past **Davebear of the Dubious Hygene** all tied up w/ ballon animals_ Bwahahahahaha! We will begin the hair removal torture shortly! Don’t mind me, I’m just jealous. Oh, for some of that attention from **Branwen the Bootilicious** directed my way. _Sigh_ Mmmmmm… kinky 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/105 "2003-05-08T12:12:44Z")
LOL you are all **OFFICIALLY NUTS** by order of Queen Honey of Dew 😃 You may all bow now - **Dave** turn the other way round, I don’t wanna see your ass 😛 (or do I???) :eek: ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/106 "2003-05-08T12:58:57Z")
Woo Woo OFFICIALLY NUTS! I am so proud 🙂 _ahem_ Oh help, help, I have been kidnapped by Branwen the not so Benevolent and don’t know what to do. I just hope Branwen doesn’t need to read the manual! ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/107 "2003-05-08T13:02:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear the Dilly of a Nice Guy \* > **:eek: What I want to know is, what are _you_ gonna do with that damsel? :evil grin:** Are you kidding? I’m not doing _anything_ with _anyone_ whose breasts could possibly shoot milk across a room. That would be a great super power if you weren’t busy being the damsel, **tanookie** _Grabs the damsel and runs, only to come to a sreeching halt_ **El Marko of the Mysteriously Low Post Count** , how YOU doin’?😉 ---
**Author:** ![El\_Marko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@El\_Marko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Marko)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/108 "2003-05-08T14:57:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Branwen \* > \*\*_Grabs the damsel and runs, only to come to a sreeching halt_ > > **El Marko of the Mysteriously Low Post Count** , how YOU doin’?😉 \*\* Just lurkin’ around **Branwen the Botanically Inclined**. How YOU doin? _steals the damsel from **Bodacious Branwen** and heads for the hills_ Hmmm, ya know, a manual might come in handy at this point 😉 Mmmmm… manual. ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/109 "2003-05-08T15:45:35Z")
Ha! I have your manual, **El Marko the Marvelously Inept**! _Wallops **El Marko the Marvelously Inept** over the head with said manual, thereby rendering him unconscious._ Take that, you scoundrel! _Ties up **El Marko the Marvelously Inept** with lavender twisty balloons, and places silly pink balloon hat on **El Marko’s** head._ Aww, isn’t he cute? ---
**Author:** ![flybynight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@flybynight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flybynight)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/110 "2003-05-08T16:39:02Z")
Ok, we’ve gone from being evil super-villains, to tying people up with fruity colored balloons and talking about manuals? Manuals for what? What went wrong here? Add that to the fact that no one took my evilness seriously, and went about making up silly and hurtful names for me instead of cowering in fear as they should have. And taking my mouse from me on top of it all. No one even asked the mouse what he wanted??? I just don’t know what to do now. Some sort of action must be taken. I must make it clear that I am not to be toyed with in this manner. Ever. ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/111 "2003-05-08T16:43:40Z")
Oh no… flybynight the furrious is unhappy about losing his trusty rodent companion. Run for the hills 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/112 "2003-05-08T17:00:46Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by El Marksalot_ > **_walks past Davebear of the Dubious Hygene all tied up w/ ballon animals_ > Bwahahahahaha! > We will begin the hair removal torture shortly!** _ **Davebear the Diabolical** , who had long ago worked free of his bonds, but was hoping the ladies would return, reaches out one paw and smacks the cap off the head of **El Marksalot** , causing his ink to dry up_ > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Queen Honey of Dew \* > \*\*You may all bow now - Dave turn the other way round, I don’t wanna see your ass 😛 (or do I???) \*\* You might. 🙂 I’m told it’s still pretty nice, for an old guy. Although, it _is_ hairy, if that bothers ya’. **El Marko the Maladjusted** ’s plan to depilate me failed. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by flyboy the Flatulent \* > \*\*I just don’t know what to do now. Some sort of action must be taken. I must make it clear that I am not to be toyed with in this manner. Ever. \*\* So, you’re upset that they’re not toying with you? Maybe you could team up with **Branwen of the Balloons**. You could inflate them with your flatulence for her, she could transform them into minions in her inflatable army, and then they’d be a fearsomely formidable foe. ---
**Author:** ![Atrael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Atrael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atrael)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/113 "2003-05-08T17:01:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Honeydew \* > \*\*LOL you are all **OFFICIALLY NUTS** by order of Queen Honey of Dew 😃 > > You may all bow now - **Dave** turn the other way round, I don’t wanna see your ass 😛 (or do I???) :eek: \*\* Ok, I really need to get the memo’s on this stuff. I know we have board Admins, and Moderators, but I was unaware that we had **Official Nuts**. Are they like kept in a jar someplace? Are they large nuts? Smooth nuts? Do you pass them around, so everyone can have them for a night? Are they still in the original packaging? And what are the duties of Official Nuts? Are they required to provide refreshments at all doper gatherings? (think about it). Maybe just greet new dopers when they sign up? Can my nuts apply for the position? Oh and Branwen? I noticed while you were whalloping El Marko over the head and tying him up, that you neglected the damsel he was carrying…what will become of her? Did you just leave her lying there? Did she escape? Or did the Official Nuts sneak off with her? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![El\_Marko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@El\_Marko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Marko)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/114 "2003-05-08T17:14:37Z")
_breaks free of flimsy balloon restraints_ _rubs noggin where it got clobbered by damsel manual_ Oooof! I’m not as think as you hurt I am. Just give me a minute to recover here. _Stares about cluelessly_ Oooh, look, I’m an Official Nut! _passes out_ ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/115 "2003-05-08T17:34:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by flybynight \* > **Add that to the fact that no one took my evilness seriously, andwent about making up silly and hurtful names for me instead of cowering in fear as they should have.** I’m sorry. ☹ \*\* > [@](#): > > I must make it clear that I am not to be toyed with in this manner. Ever. \*\* May we toy with you in a different manner? **Atrael the Question Asker** , of course I took the damsel. She’s around here somewhere. And, you may be able to apply, but are you sure your nuts are up to it? ---
**Author:** ![Atrael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Atrael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atrael)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/116 "2003-05-08T17:56:31Z")
So you misplaced the Damsel? Perhaps we should title you **Branwen the Bumbler?** And are you the inspector for Official Nuts? **Branwen the Ball Checker?** ---
**Author:** ![flybynight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@flybynight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flybynight)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/117 "2003-05-08T18:04:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Branwen \* > \*\*I’m sorry. ☹ > > May we toy with you in a different manner? \*\* You should be sorry. Now why don’t you go find the misplaced Damsel and we can discuss this other idea you’ve presented to me. ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/118 "2003-05-08T18:21:47Z")
Doesn’t the damsel get a say in any of this? Oooh look the manual! 101 things to do if you are an evil overlord. ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/119 "2003-05-08T18:26:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Atrael \* > **Perhaps we should title you Branwen the Bumbler?** Perhaps, but… > [@](#): > > \*\ ***Branwen the Ball Checker?** \*\* I think I like this one better. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by flybynight_ > **You should be sorry. Now why don’t you go find the misplaced Damsel and we can discuss this other idea you’ve presented to me.** Ok, **Flybynight the Seductively Forceful**. Is that better? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Marko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@El\_Marko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Marko)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/120 "2003-05-08T18:49:19Z")
Alright, I’m back in action now. Though not usually inclined toward mercy (what with my being maniacally maladjusted and all), I’m willing to let that last bop on the head from **Branwen the Baudy** slide if only because supposedly we’re all out to get **Davebear the Drooling Druid of Dunverness** together. BTW **Branwen** , your walking a very thin line between sexy and… well… hot and sexy (I couldn’t think of anything, ok? (You are a girl, right?)). Where’s the love, baby!!! 😃 Sooo, what’s the plan then? Anyone have any sufficiently nefarious plots on hand to execute? Hmm. Davebear’s supposed to be really hairy, right? What say we fill Branwen’s balloons with, oh, say, pink hair dye and stage an all out attack on the Davebear lair. After we subdue him we can put big bows in his pink hair! He’ll look so pretty! Who’s with me? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155.md?page=7)