# The end of the line ... from the Ex Rhino'sHoney **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 5, 2003, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155 "2003-05-05T11:21:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/161 "2003-05-12T13:57:52Z")
If I did go to church, the place would burn down !!! And if **I** want a thunder bolt, I’ll have one !!! LOL (ok so you knew what I mean, you brat lol 😛 ) ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/162 "2003-05-12T14:01:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Honeydew \* > \*\*Oh my God !!! Dead man walking there **Dave**!!! You big fecker lol :p:D \*\* 😃 At least I’m a pretty corpse. And, how’d you know I have a big fecker? 😉 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Branwen \* > \*\*If you’re hoping that a lightning bolt strikes you, you might want to try going to church. 😉 \*\* Wow! Smacked down, by **Branwen the BadAss**! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/163 "2003-05-12T14:37:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\*Wow! Smacked down, by **Branwen the BadAss**! 😃 \*\* Aw, **Honeydew the Hell Bound** knows she’s my buddy. **Davebear the Booger Hued** _snicker_ she said fecker, not pecker. Nice try, though. You’ve got mail, by the way. **Quasi** , I read your thread. I hope things start looking up for you. **Slindorff** , welcome to the boards! ---
**Author:** ![Atrael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Atrael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atrael)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/164 "2003-05-12T14:39:06Z")
Oh and Honeydew? We’re not all on the boards over the weekend, so don’t think you’re being ignored. I’m just sorry that Dave gets to make progress while I’m busy entertaining relatives all weekend. I hope you’re doing better today. Oh, and where can I send my application in for the Mellon Baller position? And should I get a picture of said mellon first?.. 😉 _actually, I read it wrong and thought I’d have to check out other Balls, and just really wasn’t into that_ ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/165 "2003-05-12T14:41:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Honeydew \* > \*\*If I did go to church, the place would burn down !!! And if **I** want a thunder bolt, I’ll have one !!! LOL > > (ok so you knew what I mean, you brat lol 😛 ) \*\* Well, at least you didn’t call me a fecker. 😃 Damn, you can’t see the color in my last post And I previewed and everything.☹ ---
**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/166 "2003-05-12T15:11:13Z")
**Branwen** You can see it if you highlight over it (though Dave will probably need his glasses lol)… Booger hued 😛 **Atrael** lol … thanks … _blushing_ don’t know what to say, looking at my feet _blushing again_ ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/167 "2003-05-12T15:16:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Honeydew \* > I really don’t think I’m being strong at all I may have not expressed myself as I wanted. (I’m doing that a lot right now:D). I only meant that you have achieved an anger of sorts, and I think you are gaining strength from it, although you may not realize it. I’m not there yet, but I am getting there. Thanks for reading the thread, and thanks for **your** kind words. Let’s keep in touch and watch each other getting over this in our threads, want to? Best wishes! Q ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/168 "2003-05-12T15:21:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Atrael \* > \*\*_actually, I read it wrong and thought I’d have to check out other Balls, and just really wasn’t into that_ \*\* Ahem, that was my job, remember?😉 ---
**Author:** ![Atrael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Atrael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atrael)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/169 "2003-05-12T15:36:22Z")
Like I can remember all that stuff. Will someone please post the damn job descriptions for this thread? It’s bad enough having to remember which dopers-with-the-vauge-name are female, without also having to figure out who is supposed to be doing which job. _sigh_…that’s it…all you women send pics immediatly, and I’ll cut them out and past them to my monitor beside your screen name…that way I know who’s who. 🙂 And how far down does that blush go Honey? _sneeking a peek_ ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/170 "2003-05-12T16:51:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Branwen \* > **Aw, Honeydew the Hell Bound knows she’s my buddy.** True. And, I suppose we need to smack her around, once in a while, so she’ll know we love her. Or…something like that. > [@](#): > > **Davebear the Booger Hued** _snicker_ she said fecker, not pecker. Nice try, though. You’ve got mail, by the way.\*\* _peeks in mailbox_ Why, so I do! I _knew_ I shouldn’t have said that, in the What color is my Username thread. But, isn’t that a truly awful color? What the heck else would you call it? And, they say the hearing is the second thing to go. Right after…umm… well, something else. ---
**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/171 "2003-05-12T22:01:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > **True. And, I suppose we need to smack her around, once in a while, so she’ll know we love her. Or…something like that.** Nahhhhhh lets all go out drinking … first round on me, the rest are on **Dave** … (take whatever you wish from that lol)… ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/172 "2003-05-12T22:44:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Honeydew \* > \*\*Nahhhhhh lets all go out drinking … first round on me, the rest are on **Dave** … (take whatever you wish from that lol)… \*\* So, we’re going back to the SnS Pub, are we? I thought we were already there. ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/173 "2003-05-12T22:47:27Z")
Wow go away for the weekend and we trade superheroes for melancholy! Sorry you’re having a rough spot Honeydew! _hug_ ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/174 "2003-05-12T22:52:56Z")
> [@](#): > > first round on me, the rest are on Dave … Does that mean body shots? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/175 "2003-05-12T23:49:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > \*\*Does that mean body shots? 😉 \*\* I’m game, if we all take turns. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/176 "2003-05-13T10:17:39Z")
I’ve heard of body shots but, I’ll admit, I have no clue what they are… I led a sheltered life 😛 ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/177 "2003-05-13T10:46:30Z")
Oh Honey! I’m soo so sorry. Come back to WDGRW and talk to us. We all miss you and have been wondering about you. Looks like you and I are in the same boat. Luke and I are going down that path too. {{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}}} ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/178 "2003-05-13T11:08:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Honeydew \* > \*\*I’ve heard of body shots but, I’ll admit, I have no clue what they are… > > I led a sheltered life 😛 \*\* Here’s a description I found. I’m not sure which variation **Dreamer** had in mind. But, I know my preference. 😛 > [@](#): > > - Tequila body shots - there are two versions to this activity. Both require a partner (i.e. someone with whom you would not mind licking material from, be them male or female), a large amount of Tequila (see below for my tips) and a citrus fruit (traditionally either lemon or lime). The first more socially accepted version is for the male to place the shot of tequila in the front of a ladies bra, a pinch of common table salt onto her shoulder, and the fruit between her teeth. The male then licks the salt from the shoulder, removes the glass and drinks (or slurps from position - not terribly romantic, but a good way to get drunk quickly) and then takes the fruit from the females teeth - with his own. The second version of this is only for well established couples requiring a little more zing to their alcohol consumption. Repeat as above, however the placement of materials is somewhat different. The salt is placed just above the navel, the tequila is poured into the navel (please remove lint beforehand) and the fruit…well, just keep going down :). Makes for one interesting night, but take my advice - only a small bottle, otherwise things can get a little…slow. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CanvasShoes \* > \*\*Oh Honey! I’m soo so sorry. Come back to WDGRW and talk to us. We all miss you and have been wondering about you. > > Looks like you and I are in the same boat. Luke and I are going down that path too. \*\* I’m sorry to hear you’re having romantic troubles, too, **CanvasShoes**. You seem like a nice lady, and if you’re a friend of Honey’s, that’s all the proof I need. ---
**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/179 "2003-05-13T21:43:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CanvasShoes \* > \*\*Oh Honey! I’m soo so sorry. Come back to WDGRW and talk to us. We all miss you and have been wondering about you. > > Looks like you and I are in the same boat. Luke and I are going down that path too. > > {{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}}} \*\* Hey Canvas … I didn’t know if I should post there to be honest… I’ve been away so long that I thought to come in there with that news would be … well, a bit like “tada I’m back and guess what” ya know? I have been reading there on and off … just not really had the energy to do much of anything - breathing in and out and going to work and having Swiss Cheese Brain Syndrome is about all I can manage right now. Lily knows of course… I will maybe post during the week or the weekend. How’s the leg btw??? and thanks for the hugs… {{{{{{{{{ hugs right back at ya babes }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Wanna get drunk??? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155/180 "2003-05-13T21:48:14Z")
Those body shots sound kinda fun 😃 but I ain’t doing it in public, sorry !!! And **Canvas** is a total doll… we met in another group and I knew of her romantic troubles - I haven’t visited there in a while (just sort of dropped out I guess - stress and tension and depression all hit, though I didn’t know that at the time)… must go have a read there tomorrow. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-line-from-the-ex-rhinoshoney/173155.md?page=10)