# The end of the world is 5/21/2011!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-is-5-21-2011/556819>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 11, 2010, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-is-5-21-2011/556819 "2010-10-11T20:15:47Z")\
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**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2010, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-is-5-21-2011/556819/21 "2010-10-13T14:42:17Z")

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Every once in a while, I’ll flip through the radio stations and find my favorite radio personality- Open Forum host Harold Camping. I love listening to him because it’s only a few minutes before he says something crazy. Last night, after only 3 minutes of listening, he was debating with a caller on whether Judgment Day was a 24-hour period or if it took a while.

The best line was when he goes “The first day of Judgment will occur on May 21, 2011…we know that.” and the caller goes “Of course…[go on]” :eek: Then a few callers later, he’s saying how making a crucifix is bad because it’s an idol but also that you can’t have a 2d picture of an infinite God. Contradiction? Not for this guy.

And every time I listen, he’s saying how you need to read the bible for yourself and not listen to what your preacher/priest/pastor is telling you. I can’t help but think he doesn’t realize the irony of a radio preacher saying you should read for yourself. 😕

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2010, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-is-5-21-2011/556819/22 "2010-10-13T14:48:05Z")

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It’s the end of the world as we know it, it’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine…

(Hey, someone had to do it)

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2010, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-is-5-21-2011/556819/23 "2010-10-13T15:51:25Z")

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Did they mention morning, or afternoon? That’s a Saturday, and I like to sleep in on Saturdays.

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2010, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-is-5-21-2011/556819/24 "2010-10-13T15:54:06Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> Did they mention morning, or afternoon? That’s a Saturday, and I like to sleep in on Saturdays.
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> Regards,  
> Shodan

What happens if you sleep through the end of the world?

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**Author:** ![RedWood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f08c70/32.png) [@RedWood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedWood)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2010, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-is-5-21-2011/556819/25 "2010-10-13T15:57:13Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> Did they mention morning, or afternoon? That’s a Saturday, and I like to sleep in on Saturdays.
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> Regards,  
> Shodan

Does it matter? if it’s going to end, why not snooze through it? 😛

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2010, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-is-5-21-2011/556819/26 "2010-10-13T15:57:44Z")

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Good point - can we push this to the following Monday? Sometime after 10:00 - I’ve got meetings until then.

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2010, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-is-5-21-2011/556819/27 "2010-10-13T16:11:46Z")

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Long previous thread on this topic:

[Why do many people seem to think that the world will end on May 21, 2011?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=564422)

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**Author:** ![mark1tex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@mark1tex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mark1tex)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-is-5-21-2011/556819/28 "2010-10-14T02:01:07Z")

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Giles said "And they need to explain why they are 2,600 years off from Archbishop Ussher’s calculations, which put the Flood at 2,640 B.C. "

Why would anyone need to explain why the date of the flood does not line up with Ussher’s calculations? Your own site link for his calendar does this for you.

“The first page of Genesis was annotated with Ussher’s date of Creation, 4004 BC, though in reality, Ussher’s Annales is estimated to have relied on the Bible for only ONE SIXTH of its volume.”

Ussher used the Bible 1/6th of the time for his calculations? That explaination RIGHT THERE!

Ussher DID NOT trust the Bible, in MANY areas. His calculations are WRONG, by a long shot.

Using the Bible for 100% of your calculations, the creation was 11013BC, and the Flood was 4990BC (that is if you (unlike Ussher) fully TRUST the Bible.

May 21, 2011 is 7,000 years from the flood of Noah, TO THE VERY DAY! And is Christ’s return and Judgment Day. Use the Bible (not Ussher) if you want Truth.

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**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-is-5-21-2011/556819/29 "2010-10-14T02:52:18Z")

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> [@mark1tex](#):
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> Giles said "And they need to explain why they are 2,600 years off from Archbishop Ussher’s calculations, which put the Flood at 2,640 B.C. "
> 
> Why would anyone need to explain why the date of the flood does not line up with Ussher’s calculations? Your own site link for his calendar does this for you.
> 
> “The first page of Genesis was annotated with Ussher’s date of Creation, 4004 BC, though in reality, Ussher’s Annales is estimated to have relied on the Bible for only ONE SIXTH of its volume.”
> 
> Ussher used the Bible 1/6th of the time for his calculations? That explaination RIGHT THERE!
> 
> Ussher DID NOT trust the Bible, in MANY areas. His calculations are WRONG, by a long shot.
> 
> Using the Bible for 100% of your calculations, the creation was 11013BC, and the Flood was 4990BC (that is if you (unlike Ussher) fully TRUST the Bible.
> 
> May 21, 2011 is 7,000 years from the flood of Noah, TO THE VERY DAY! And is Christ’s return and Judgment Day. Use the Bible (not Ussher) if you want Truth.

Oooooo-K!

_Walks slowly backwards._

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**Author:** ![KRC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/45deac/32.png) [@KRC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KRC)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-is-5-21-2011/556819/30 "2010-10-14T04:33:23Z")

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Sillies. According to a book I read 25 years ago, the world ended on May 5 in 2000 and it involved lawnmowers falling from the sky. I warned my co-workers to catch the lawnmowers, because after the apocalypse you need a trim lawn.

Of course no mowers materialized, though a few days later Los Alamos (A bomb birthplace) burned.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-is-5-21-2011/556819/31 "2010-10-14T10:44:55Z")

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> [@mark1tex](#):
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> May 21, 2011 is 7,000 years from the flood of Noah, TO THE VERY DAY! And is Christ’s return and Judgment Day. Use the Bible (not Ussher) if you want Truth.

Mind if I help myself to some of your stuff on May 22?

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**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-is-5-21-2011/556819/32 "2010-10-14T12:21:52Z")

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> [@mark1tex](#):
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> Giles said "And they need to explain why they are 2,600 years off from Archbishop Ussher’s calculations, which put the Flood at 2,640 B.C. "
> 
> Why would anyone need to explain why the date of the flood does not line up with Ussher’s calculations? Your own site link for his calendar does this for you.
> 
> “The first page of Genesis was annotated with Ussher’s date of Creation, 4004 BC, though in reality, Ussher’s Annales is estimated to have relied on the Bible for only ONE SIXTH of its volume.”
> 
> Ussher used the Bible 1/6th of the time for his calculations? That explaination RIGHT THERE!
> 
> Ussher DID NOT trust the Bible, in MANY areas. His calculations are WRONG, by a long shot.
> 
> Using the Bible for 100% of your calculations, the creation was 11013BC, and the Flood was 4990BC (that is if you (unlike Ussher) fully TRUST the Bible.
> 
> May 21, 2011 is 7,000 years from the flood of Noah, TO THE VERY DAY! And is Christ’s return and Judgment Day. Use the Bible (not Ussher) if you want Truth.

Damn straight, people!

You wouldn’t be treating this like such a joke if you weren’t such slavish devotees of Archbishop Ussher. Which, clearly, you _all are_; otherwise **mark1tex** wouldn’t have had to show up and set everybody straight.

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Wake Up!!!\*\*\*

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**Author:** ![monavis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e0b2c6/32.png) [@monavis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monavis)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-is-5-21-2011/556819/33 "2010-10-14T12:45:58Z")

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I would like to know whose May date it is, since there are many time zones, someone’s world will end before ours! I guess it will give the people in Hawaii a few hours longer than in Europe?

Not fair to the people in the earlier time zones is it…heck… they will have no time to repent or convert!!

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**Author:** ![GiantRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@GiantRat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GiantRat)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-is-5-21-2011/556819/34 "2010-10-14T12:50:45Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> Actually, I have a somewhat unusual book: a Jewish eschatology book, and it claims that 1997 was the end of the world. But then God has to rest for 1000 years.
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> And, no, I’m not kidding.

Wouldn’t omnipotence necessarily include no need to rest? That’s always bothered me about the 7th day of rest thing. (s)HE’S F’N OMNIPOTENT!!

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**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-is-5-21-2011/556819/35 "2010-10-14T13:17:05Z")

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> [@GiantRat](#):
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> > [@BigT](#):
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> > Actually, I have a somewhat unusual book: a Jewish eschatology book, and it claims that 1997 was the end of the world. But then God has to rest for 1000 years.
> > 
> > And, no, I’m not kidding.
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> Wouldn’t omnipotence necessarily include no need to rest? That’s always bothered me about the 7th day of rest thing. (s)HE’S F’N OMNIPOTENT!!

Of course She didn’t need to rest, and She could have created the world in one day, or even half a minute, if She had chosen. I understood the whole deal was to set an example to human beings, who need to rest at least one day each week.

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**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-is-5-21-2011/556819/36 "2010-10-14T14:22:33Z")

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> [@monavis](#):
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> I would like to know whose May date it is, since there are many time zones, someone’s world will end before ours! I guess it will give the people in Hawaii a few hours longer than in Europe?

Jerusalem time, of course. UTC +2 if I remember correctly.

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**Author:** ![davidNZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c2a13f/32.png) [@davidNZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidNZ)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-is-5-21-2011/556819/37 "2010-10-15T07:39:48Z")

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according to this site (very crazy site) [http://www.satansrapture.com/](http://www.satansrapture.com/) the end of the world will be DEC 22 2012 AD

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**Author:** ![BigBertha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@BigBertha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigBertha)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-is-5-21-2011/556819/38 "2010-10-15T07:53:09Z")

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“Where will you be when the screaming starts?” These people need to write for film ads.

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**Author:** ![davidNZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c2a13f/32.png) [@davidNZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidNZ)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-is-5-21-2011/556819/39 "2010-10-15T07:56:41Z")

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my favourite is the antichrist will come to earth in a spaceship! lol

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**Author:** ![dzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f9b8f/32.png) [@dzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dzero)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-is-5-21-2011/556819/40 "2010-10-15T16:08:18Z")

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> [@BigBertha](#):
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> “Where will you be when the screaming starts?” These people need to write for film ads.

Most mornings I wake up screaming, so I won’t know the difference.

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