The end of the world is 5/21/2011!

Every once in a while, I’ll flip through the radio stations and find my favorite radio personality- Open Forum host Harold Camping. I love listening to him because it’s only a few minutes before he says something crazy. Last night, after only 3 minutes of listening, he was debating with a caller on whether Judgment Day was a 24-hour period or if it took a while.

The best line was when he goes “The first day of Judgment will occur on May 21, 2011…we know that.” and the caller goes “Of course…[go on]” :eek: Then a few callers later, he’s saying how making a crucifix is bad because it’s an idol but also that you can’t have a 2d picture of an infinite God. Contradiction? Not for this guy.

And every time I listen, he’s saying how you need to read the bible for yourself and not listen to what your preacher/priest/pastor is telling you. I can’t help but think he doesn’t realize the irony of a radio preacher saying you should read for yourself. :confused:

It’s the end of the world as we know it, it’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine…

(Hey, someone had to do it)

Did they mention morning, or afternoon? That’s a Saturday, and I like to sleep in on Saturdays.

Regards,
Shodan

What happens if you sleep through the end of the world?

Does it matter? if it’s going to end, why not snooze through it? :stuck_out_tongue:

Good point - can we push this to the following Monday? Sometime after 10:00 - I’ve got meetings until then.

Regards,
Shodan

Long previous thread on this topic:

Why do many people seem to think that the world will end on May 21, 2011?

Giles said "And they need to explain why they are 2,600 years off from Archbishop Ussher’s calculations, which put the Flood at 2,640 B.C. "

Why would anyone need to explain why the date of the flood does not line up with Ussher’s calculations? Your own site link for his calendar does this for you.

“The first page of Genesis was annotated with Ussher’s date of Creation, 4004 BC, though in reality, Ussher’s Annales is estimated to have relied on the Bible for only ONE SIXTH of its volume.”

Ussher used the Bible 1/6th of the time for his calculations? That explaination RIGHT THERE!

Ussher DID NOT trust the Bible, in MANY areas. His calculations are WRONG, by a long shot.

Using the Bible for 100% of your calculations, the creation was 11013BC, and the Flood was 4990BC (that is if you (unlike Ussher) fully TRUST the Bible.

May 21, 2011 is 7,000 years from the flood of Noah, TO THE VERY DAY! And is Christ’s return and Judgment Day. Use the Bible (not Ussher) if you want Truth.

Oooooo-K!

Walks slowly backwards.

Sillies. According to a book I read 25 years ago, the world ended on May 5 in 2000 and it involved lawnmowers falling from the sky. I warned my co-workers to catch the lawnmowers, because after the apocalypse you need a trim lawn.

Of course no mowers materialized, though a few days later Los Alamos (A bomb birthplace) burned.

Mind if I help myself to some of your stuff on May 22?

Damn straight, people!

You wouldn’t be treating this like such a joke if you weren’t such slavish devotees of Archbishop Ussher. Which, clearly, you all are; otherwise mark1tex wouldn’t have had to show up and set everybody straight.


Wake Up!!!***

I would like to know whose May date it is, since there are many time zones, someone’s world will end before ours! I guess it will give the people in Hawaii a few hours longer than in Europe?

Not fair to the people in the earlier time zones is it…heck… they will have no time to repent or convert!!

Wouldn’t omnipotence necessarily include no need to rest? That’s always bothered me about the 7th day of rest thing. (s)HE’S F’N OMNIPOTENT!!

Of course She didn’t need to rest, and She could have created the world in one day, or even half a minute, if She had chosen. I understood the whole deal was to set an example to human beings, who need to rest at least one day each week.

Jerusalem time, of course. UTC +2 if I remember correctly.

according to this site (very crazy site) http://www.satansrapture.com/ the end of the world will be DEC 22 2012 AD

“Where will you be when the screaming starts?” These people need to write for film ads.

my favourite is the antichrist will come to earth in a spaceship! lol

Most mornings I wake up screaming, so I won’t know the difference.