# The end of the world - what will you post? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 15, 2009, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-what-will-you-post/513861 "2009-10-15T02:24:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-what-will-you-post/513861/1 "2009-10-15T02:24:25Z")
It’s December 21, 2012. The Mayan calendar has run out of dates. The Earth is rapidly being destroyed. Mere hours remain before the end of everything we know and love. So of course, we’re all at our computers, posting furiously. What threads will be started and/or closed on the day the Earth is destroyed. ATMB [QUOTE=Ed Zotti] ANNOUNCEMENT: New servers are online [/QUOTE] Cafe Society **So which Apocalypse movie got it right?** IMHO **Who here has vacationed in Mazatlan?** Great Debates **Obama really screwed it up this time** ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-what-will-you-post/513861/2 "2009-10-15T02:31:45Z")
MPSIMS **I’m tired of this place, goodbye all!** ---
**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-what-will-you-post/513861/3 "2009-10-15T02:38:16Z")
Originally Posted by Ed Zotti ANNOUNCEMENT: New servers are online Oh I don’t believe that! There will be no new servers here until there are new masters. End of time or not. But on the up side, anyone who is attempting to read the Dope when the end of the world comes will be among the last people to know about it. Page not found. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-what-will-you-post/513861/4 "2009-10-15T02:46:09Z")
I feel fine ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-what-will-you-post/513861/5 "2009-10-15T03:03:15Z")
Anyone have a spare invite to\* GoogleRescueShip\*? Need answers fast! ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-what-will-you-post/513861/6 "2009-10-15T03:15:49Z")
Lifted from a tag line from way back when usenet mail and QWK packets were all the rage… \*“Bother!” said Pooh, as The Borg assimilated the planet. THE END.\* ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-what-will-you-post/513861/7 "2009-10-15T03:22:38Z")
What was that? Ow. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-what-will-you-post/513861/8 "2009-10-15T03:30:59Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > What was that? > > Ow. It was a Gnab Gib and thanks for all the fish ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-what-will-you-post/513861/9 "2009-10-15T10:12:01Z")
“I love you guys!”🙂 Quasi ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-what-will-you-post/513861/10 "2009-10-15T10:21:48Z")
**General Questions** Building a starship – Need answer FAST!!! ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-what-will-you-post/513861/11 "2009-10-15T12:55:14Z")
At least the pain will stop soon. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-what-will-you-post/513861/12 "2009-10-15T13:11:38Z")
Great Debates: **So the world ends: why should I care?** MPSIMS: **Post your best end-of-the-world jokes** ---
**Author:** ![willthekittensurvive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/91b2a8/32.png) [@willthekittensurvive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/willthekittensurvive)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-what-will-you-post/513861/13 "2009-10-15T13:21:46Z")
The Game room: **The Capital Destruction Pool 2012** MPSIMS: **A Quick favour from Madagascan dopers** ---
**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-what-will-you-post/513861/14 "2009-10-15T14:16:37Z")
**About This Message Board** are all my postings really archived forever? ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-what-will-you-post/513861/15 "2009-10-15T15:25:54Z")
Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I’m glad I came, but just the same I must be going. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-what-will-you-post/513861/16 "2009-10-15T16:49:11Z")
In GD: **Is there a God and/or an afterlife? Need answer fast!** ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-what-will-you-post/513861/17 "2009-10-15T17:00:39Z")
And out of the nothingness from someone here comes the very last post ever of the SDMB “cite?” ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-what-will-you-post/513861/18 "2009-10-15T17:21:35Z")
The Game Room Death Pool 2012 OK. Everyone is going to get all their picks. So if we add up the point values of all the entries, quick, we’ll see who won this year. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-what-will-you-post/513861/19 "2009-10-15T18:09:31Z")
Not a new thread, but this one. The ultimate zombie thread. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-what-will-you-post/513861/20 "2009-10-15T22:07:34Z")
Although I suppose the real posts would probably look more like: Hey guys, cum see my new website! LOL!! aardvark Investment oportunity H_E_R_B_AL VI@GRA Let’s face, she wants bigger not smaller Repent sinners! GUARENTEED RESULTS!!! Only Jesus can save you now! All this was foretold in the BIBLE, not pagan idolater mythology ! Read the Book of Revelation and repent and accep Hey,guys, cum see my new website LOL!!! zither Dear Mr Honourable Sir Mr Dope: TIME CUBE PREDICATED ALL THIS!!! Make up to $1000 a month or more! No selling! Swi$$ watches! MAKE HER SCREAM–YOU’RE NAME!!! guess all you skeptics dont fell so smart now huh/? Hey guys cum see my new website!!! LOL!! kumquat Because let’s face it, even Straight Dopers–including the mods–would be off getting drunk, getting laid, or getting religion, and the only posters on the boards would be spambots and the odd crank. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-what-will-you-post/513861.md?page=2)