# The end of the world - what will you post? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 15, 2009, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-what-will-you-post/513861 "2009-10-15T02:24:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ed655f/32.png) [@Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crown_Prince_of_Irony)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-what-will-you-post/513861/21 "2009-10-15T22:24:05Z")
**This “end of the world” malarkey is based entirely on a completely arbitrary calendar, and is utter nonsen** ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-what-will-you-post/513861/22 "2009-10-15T22:30:17Z")
Okay, well, in keeping with the _spirit_ of this thread, I’ll edit my above post to… “I love you guy” 😉 Q ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-what-will-you-post/513861/23 "2009-10-15T22:47:54Z")
The last post will probably be something in The Pit: Goddammit! The world is about to end, I’m trying to search for threads about it and the friggin’ search engine locked up right in the middl ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-what-will-you-post/513861/24 "2009-10-15T23:42:17Z")
… I couldn’t find another place to put this, so with apologies to the OP… **GOD** : “Me-Dammit! I _tried_ to warn y’all with all those natural disasters, but would you take the hint??? [John Belushi] **Nooooooo!!!** [/JB]!” 😉 (I know, I know: “Better go the altar on Sunday, Q!”) Quasi ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2009, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-what-will-you-post/513861/25 "2009-10-16T02:10:41Z")
I’m surprised nobody has mentioned this one before: “I blame Bush.” ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2009, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-what-will-you-post/513861/26 "2009-10-16T02:24:26Z")
**What happened to all the Dolphins?** ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2009, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-what-will-you-post/513861/27 "2009-10-16T02:50:05Z")
> [@Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](#): > > **This “end of the world” malarkey is based entirely on a completely arbitrary calendar, and is utter nonsen** It sure was nice for the endtimes to have the courtesy to hit the “Submit Reply” button for you after you got polished off. ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2009, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-what-will-you-post/513861/28 "2009-10-16T16:06:20Z")
[WOOOOO!!! I AM MASTURBATING LIKE A MOTHER FUCK!!!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=241922) Which will probably be true, at that point. Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2009, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-what-will-you-post/513861/29 "2009-10-18T00:15:37Z")
> [@Unintentionally\_Blank](#): > > **What happened to all the Dolphins?** I LOVE IT!!! IMHO: Good places to find long-lasting towels? ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2009, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-what-will-you-post/513861/30 "2009-10-18T07:37:34Z")
> [@Mtgman](#): > > [WOOOOO!!! I AM MASTURBATING LIKE A MOTHER FUCK!!!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=241922) > > Which will probably be true, at that point. > > Enjoy, > Steven Dammit! I so wanted to be the one to say that! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2009, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-what-will-you-post/513861/31 "2009-10-18T08:08:03Z")
> [@Jragon](#): > > It sure was nice for the endtimes to have the courtesy to hit the “Submit Reply” button for you after you got polished off. A well-known meme. **Candle Jack** traditionally does exac [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-end-of-the-world-what-will-you-post/513861.md?page=1)