# The ENORMOUS HOMOSEXUAL TAKEOVER thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 18, 2001, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-enormous-homosexual-takeover-thread/62383 "2001-04-18T02:55:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![vix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a88e4f/32.png) [@vix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vix)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-enormous-homosexual-takeover-thread/62383/21 "2001-04-18T14:00:09Z")
Where are you, ladies? W’re under-represented and we’re not gonna take it!! Hey **andygirl** , we need to get some more LESBIAN and BI CHICKS into this thread, while raising visibility for the Gay Takeover. I know! Let’s have a potluck and a benefit concert! Do you think we can get Cris Williamson? I think she might be touring with Holly Near. ::grabs guitar and fishes pick out of flannel shirt pocket:: ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-enormous-homosexual-takeover-thread/62383/22 "2001-04-18T15:10:35Z")
> [@](#): > > Go, infiltrate the threads. That’s some kind of uber-cool, gay-code-speak for “Go get in their pants”, isn’t it? I _KNEW_ it! The gays are planning a mass conversion! Ooooh! Ooooh! Archie Bunker was right! Soon they’ll be donning their skin tight, color coordinated spandex wind suits, riding around idyllic American neighborhoods on flaming pink bicycles, handing out literature and Astroglide samples. “Jutht try it!”, they’ll say. Soon all of America will be gay [sub]not that there’s anything wrong with that[/sub]! Male nurses! Butch truckers! Communal baths with tasteful shears over the windows and big signs saying “No Soap-on-a-Rope Allowed”! Big, burly, hairy men hugging trees (and each other)! Women making love to other women - OK, so there is a bright side. Somebody catch me, I feel faint… ---
**Author:** ![Lucki\_Chaarms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lucki\_Chaarms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucki_Chaarms)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-enormous-homosexual-takeover-thread/62383/23 "2001-04-19T00:08:28Z")
MarxBoy rips off his jacket, then his shirt. Passers by assume that this is some random street performer who does stripper act, but then they see the red bodysuit, hammer and chisel emblazoned on the chest, and recognize… **THE RED QUEER!!** Like a flash he’s off, rescuing **Doctor Jackson** from the angry mob ready to kill him for being a homophobic thread killer and setting him safely outside his home. With a slap on the ass and a wink of the eye, The Red Queer is gone. He spends the rest of the day getting a training session and a “hot workout” in with SuperFaggot. Another job well done… ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-enormous-homosexual-takeover-thread/62383/24 "2001-04-19T00:34:31Z")
Eve, I believe I speak for everyone when I say that you can be any lesbian you damn well please. Vix, I think we should also strive to get Ani DiFranco, Melissa Ferrick, and quite possibly Dar Williams. Everyone, I think we should keep our enormous queerness to any of what’s his name’s threads- you know, the guy who seems to think that being gay is the only thing we care about. Flame on! ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-enormous-homosexual-takeover-thread/62383/25 "2001-04-19T00:58:17Z")
Well, gee, I’m not gay, but I assume I’m bisexual, because I like messing around with girls too. I mean, hell, the more people that want to make me the center of their romantic attention, the better! Now, as far as this Rainbow Resistance Takeover Queer Coup thing goes, I’m in. I’ll just go jump into my Wonder Woman gear and stand by for further instructions…! 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-enormous-homosexual-takeover-thread/62383/26 "2001-04-19T01:47:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by andygirl \* > **…Everyone, I think we should keep our enormous queerness to any of what’s his name’s threads- you know, the guy who seems to think that being gay is the only thing we care about.** Since it’s now the cold light of morning, I can see that my scheme of guerilla-style invasions of threads on computer specifications, new break-throughs in creationism theory, and discussions of Bill Clinton is not only just plain irritating, but it is **not what my Glorious Captain wants me to do!**. Thanks GC. Yours to serve, but not irritate, Flaming Redboss ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-enormous-homosexual-takeover-thread/62383/27 "2001-04-19T02:13:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Creaky \* > \*\*Well, gee, I’m not gay, but I assume I’m bisexual, because I like messing around with girls too. I mean, hell, the more people that want to make me the center of their romantic attention, the better! > \*\* Heh. Exactly! I stand ready to serve in the Smack Dab In The Center Auxilery of the Rainbow Resistance! Command me, ENORMOUSLESBIAN, our Fearless Leader! ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-enormous-homosexual-takeover-thread/62383/28 "2001-04-19T04:39:43Z")
So… who’s bringing the fairy dust? Descend upon them, my fabulous minions. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-enormous-homosexual-takeover-thread/62383/29 "2001-04-19T06:02:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Creaky \* > \*\*Well, gee, I’m not gay, but I assume I’m bisexual, because I like messing around with girls too. I mean, hell, the more people that want to make me the center of their romantic attention, the better! > > Now, as far as this Rainbow Resistance Takeover Queer Coup thing goes, I’m in. I’ll just go jump into my Wonder Woman gear and stand by for further instructions…! 🆒 \*\* I’m going to be in the Wonder Woman gear. I will be the ONLY one in Wonder Woman gear. I’m older, and I OUT RANK YOU. (; ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-enormous-homosexual-takeover-thread/62383/30 "2001-04-19T06:05:10Z")
Just keep in mind that I’m the glorious captain, m’dear. I have a straight guy friend who shares a similar sense of humor. Every time we hang out, I make a point of eating a banana. I’m really not sure what this says about me. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-enormous-homosexual-takeover-thread/62383/31 "2001-04-19T06:19:05Z")
A few weeks ago a friend of mine went sprinkling homoeroticism dust on various people. She called herself the bisexuality fairy. Today I have done my part for the gay community by making a webpage for VenusGirlTrap, who is straight. Fortunately, I didn’t count this against her;) ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-enormous-homosexual-takeover-thread/62383/32 "2001-04-19T06:22:01Z")
Okay. Bi-chick checking in…drunk enough to post without feeling like a goober. Off to spread some ambivalence in the name of the Rainbow Resistance…with sanction though. (Damnit I AM wishy-washy! Can I just pick a side for fucks sake???) ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-enormous-homosexual-takeover-thread/62383/33 "2001-04-19T07:00:30Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **Hastur** _ > I’m older, and I OUT RANK YOU. Ahem . . . * * * “You really are an old queen.” - **andygirl** ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-enormous-homosexual-takeover-thread/62383/34 "2001-04-19T07:07:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cajun Man \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > _Originally posted by **Hastur** _ > > I’m older, and I OUT RANK YOU. > > Ahem . . . > > * * * > > “You really are an old queen.” - **andygirl** \*\* You may be older, but I still outrank you and will wear my Wonder Woman costume with pride. And minor chafing. ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-enormous-homosexual-takeover-thread/62383/35 "2001-04-19T07:20:01Z")
New debate: What determines rank? ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Pinky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Dr.Pinky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Pinky)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-enormous-homosexual-takeover-thread/62383/36 "2001-04-19T07:33:20Z")
Move over, comrade Arden Ranger, & make a bit of room Smack Dab In The Center Auxiliary of the Rainbow Resistance! (that’s better). It is I, Dr. Pinky, wielder of the triple entendre, dealer of the pink triangle, defender of the Godhead of the Maidenhead of Mr. Potato Head, ready to infiltrate and frighten normies from my position of deep cover! Let yr Pfreak Pflag Pfly! Point me at em, boss. ---
**Author:** ![Mearl\_Dox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@Mearl\_Dox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mearl_Dox)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-enormous-homosexual-takeover-thread/62383/37 "2001-04-19T09:21:59Z")
Oooh… _waves hand_ I’m still a newbie, but can I claim the title SuperDyke? I’m at least “moderately large” if not humongous, and pretty much all lesbian, so… 😉 I promise to use my powers for good and not evil! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-enormous-homosexual-takeover-thread/62383/38 "2001-04-19T11:35:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mearlchan \* > \*\*Oooh… _waves hand_ I’m still a newbie, but can I claim the title SuperDyke? I’m at least “moderately large” if not humongous, and pretty much all lesbian, so… \*\* I dunno, **MearlChan** , you’ll probably have to fight some of the longtimers for that title. On a completely unrelated note, you don’t happen to own a bikini, do you? Any allergies to mud? No? Good, good… [sub](Dykefight! Getcher tickets for the lesbian catfight heah! Guaranteed “all lesbian”! Plenty of ringside seats still available!):)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-enormous-homosexual-takeover-thread/62383/39 "2001-04-19T12:02:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by andygirl \* > \*\*New debate: What determines rank? \*\* Post count. Okay . . . none of you is buying that. GLBT Olympics? That’d take too long? True. Steel cage mudfight? First five people knocked out are petty officers? But that’d leave some of our ranks hurting pretty bad. Length of time at the SDMB? ---
**Author:** ![Pyrrhonist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/919ad9/32.png) [@Pyrrhonist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pyrrhonist)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-enormous-homosexual-takeover-thread/62383/40 "2001-04-19T12:20:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hastur \* > \*\* > > Hit 'em where it hurts… > > Let’s redecorate their houses in 1970’s colors! > > \*\* Egad! I’ve been stricken with paralytic blindness by the mere thought of such horrors. Can’t you just use guns, knives, explosives, and poison gas like other humane revolutionaries? 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-enormous-homosexual-takeover-thread/62383.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-enormous-homosexual-takeover-thread/62383.md?page=3)