# The Enterprise Speculation And/Or Wish List Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 25, 2002, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-enterprise-speculation-and-or-wish-list-thread/110753 "2002-05-25T03:47:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-enterprise-speculation-and-or-wish-list-thread/110753/41 "2002-05-30T00:52:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by slortar \* > \*\* T’Pol poledance with Orion slave girls. > \*\* She would injure her lips. Good gad, you people are sick. ^:)^ ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-enterprise-speculation-and-or-wish-list-thread/110753/42 "2002-05-30T05:17:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tarragon918 \* > \*\*I wish … > > SNIP > > \*\*More of Archer in his undies! LOL Or another sonic shower scene, perhaps?! 🙂 Damn, but Bakula looks good, sorry. 🙂 > > SNIP > ~~tarragon~~ \*\* * * * If you require–ahem–more of Bakula, you’ll have to rent the movie _Lord of Illusions_. It’s rather gory at times, so fast forward the bloody stuff if it bothers you and watch for SB wearing very little. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-enterprise-speculation-and-or-wish-list-thread/110753/43 "2002-05-30T05:39:33Z")
I’d like to see a character say: “640 terabytes should be enough memory for anybody.” ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-enterprise-speculation-and-or-wish-list-thread/110753/44 "2002-06-02T05:59:24Z")
Oh, and I wish they’d show more of the details and quirks of the insides of people’s quarters. In the finale, Archer had a small bulletin board with some colored notes tacked up on it. Nice touch. Just need more of them. ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-enterprise-speculation-and-or-wish-list-thread/110753/45 "2002-06-02T17:27:37Z")
Good point! It would also be cool to see what kind of magnets they have on their fridge (a la _Seinfeld_). ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-enterprise-speculation-and-or-wish-list-thread/110753/46 "2002-06-02T17:39:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tim R. Mortiss \* > \*\*I wonder when “Chef” is going to get some actual screen time. Or even a real name. My guess is that when the character actually shows up, it will be Whoopie Goldberg. \*\* \*\* N\*\* :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:!!! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-enterprise-speculation-and-or-wish-list-thread/110753/47 "2002-06-02T19:19:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tim R. Mortiss \* > \*\* “Chef”… Whoopie Goldberg. \*\* This was settled long ago by such experts as Tars Tarkas and myself. It shall be Issac Hayes who portrays Chef, my lil’ Crackas. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-enterprise-speculation-and-or-wish-list-thread/110753.md?page=2)