# The Erections forum **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 29, 2012, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-erections-forum/639270 "2012-10-29T23:03:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-erections-forum/639270/1 "2012-10-29T23:03:04Z")
It’s not like I’m new here, so I should know better, but upon landing on the Main SDMB page just now, for a split second my brain read “Elections” as “Erections.” 1. What does this mean for me? 2. What might be some thread titles in such a forum if such a forum existed? 3. What is the likelihood of the SDMB administration adding a forum called “Erections” sometime in the near future? Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-erections-forum/639270/2 "2012-10-29T23:22:41Z")
Try [http://www.skyscrapercity.com/](http://www.skyscrapercity.com/). ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-erections-forum/639270/3 "2012-10-29T23:30:02Z")
Tell ya what, there’s no way in hell I’d moderate it. ---
**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-erections-forum/639270/4 "2012-10-29T23:32:12Z")
1. Is 5.99999 . . . inches equal to 6 inches? 2. If you had an erection on a treadmill, could you get it on? 3. I only had an erection once, in 1960, for 20 minutes. ---
**Author:** ![Crazyhorse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazyhorse/32/31_2.png) [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-erections-forum/639270/5 "2012-10-29T23:59:12Z")
Monday Morning Wood ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-erections-forum/639270/6 "2012-10-30T00:02:30Z")
I honestly suspect nearly every thread would be a NEED ANSWER FAST! ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-erections-forum/639270/7 "2012-10-30T00:03:59Z")
All I know is a forum like that will be lit up like a Christmas tree in the morning. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-erections-forum/639270/8 "2012-10-30T00:11:18Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Tell ya what, there’s no way in hell I’d moderate it. You go, baby. Let its’ freak flag fly! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-erections-forum/639270/9 "2012-10-30T00:11:44Z")
Nevermind! ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-erections-forum/639270/10 "2012-10-30T00:13:37Z")
I don’t know, but it might be a forum I could get on… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-erections-forum/639270/11 "2012-10-30T00:17:22Z")
> [@drewtwo99](#): > > I honestly suspect nearly every thread would be a NEED ANSWER FAST! Average response time - 7 minutes. ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-erections-forum/639270/12 "2012-10-30T00:18:02Z")
[ul] [li]If a thread lasts more than four hours, seek medical attention.[/li][li]If there is only an OP and a single response to a thread, do we call them an erector set?[/li][li]Probably not much disagreement, unless you want to be accused of rubbing someone the wrong way.[/li][/ul] ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-erections-forum/639270/13 "2012-10-30T00:18:07Z")
Why is this erection so close? Is it too early to say Romney has one? Colin Powell endorses Obama for re-erection Could Hurricane Sandy actually sway the erection? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-erections-forum/639270/14 "2012-10-30T01:40:33Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Tell ya what, there’s no way in hell I’d moderate it. Hey, it wouldn’t have to be moderated by you. I’d settle for a TubaDiva or a RickJay, or even a Marley23. All’s I know is that a moderator with a heavy hand would have to work Erections-- oftentimes quick, with a gentle touch when necessary. Come to think of it, if handled properly, I could see a lot of stickies coming out of Erections. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-erections-forum/639270/15 "2012-10-30T04:11:57Z")
I suppose the ban on socks would not apply either. ---
**Author:** ![scootergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@scootergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scootergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-erections-forum/639270/16 "2012-10-30T05:14:57Z")
I vote YES YES YES!!!.. on erections. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-erections-forum/639270/17 "2012-10-30T05:28:04Z")
What was that movie? What was that song? What was that erection I had? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-erections-forum/639270/18 "2012-10-30T08:32:56Z")
Don’t be so hard on yourselves. ---
**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-erections-forum/639270/19 "2012-10-30T08:47:19Z")
This new forum would face stiff competition from other forums. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-erections-forum/639270/20 "2012-10-30T08:52:17Z")
I’ll be in my forum. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-erections-forum/639270.md?page=2)