# The Eve Appreciation Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 4, 2003, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-eve-appreciation-thread/166399 "2003-04-04T05:21:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-eve-appreciation-thread/166399/121 "2003-04-07T06:26:59Z")
I’m shocked and appalled to hear that anyone could have found something hurtful to say about Eve. She is one of the classiest, most intelligent, and most entertaining people on this board. As others have said, Eve is the only person whose thread I will always open, regardless of the subject, because I know they will be worth reading. Suffice it to say that if I tried to post every good thing I had to say about Eve, I’d end up sounding like a stalker. ---
**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-eve-appreciation-thread/166399/122 "2003-04-07T07:49:53Z")
Hi, **Eve**. I think (hope) you’re aware by now of my esteem for you, but I’m certainly not one to let an opportunity pass to mention it. Anyway, I think you’re super keen, not only because of your wit, erudition, humor, love of South Park, etc., but also because you seem to be just an extremely decent person. So: yay, you. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-eve-appreciation-thread/166399/123 "2003-04-07T07:53:00Z")
I just want to say that Eve is, without a doubt, one of the classiest people I’ve ever had the privilege of “knowing”. When I grow up, I want to be just like her. Robin ---
**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-eve-appreciation-thread/166399/124 "2003-04-07T15:21:15Z")
Arriving (not even fashionably) late to the party, let me add my humble attempts at praise and admiration of a lady so distinct and dignified, **Eve**. Her charm, intelligence, and class are evident to anyone who spends anytime at all on these boards. Her wit is sharp like a razor (pearl handled), but never used unjustly. Her very presence elevates and brightens these boards, as has been said better and much earlier, they would not be the same without her. I find myself jealous of those who know her in the real world. So much humor, brains, and style joined together in someone so lovely as well. Hotcha! I’m glad I missed whatever vile comments caused the creation of this appreciation thread. I’m only sorry I didn’t get the chance to join the chorus of praise sooner. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-eve-appreciation-thread/166399/125 "2003-04-07T18:50:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eve \* > \*\* If someone offered me a glass of 97% Dom Perignon 1953 and 3% cyanide, I’d take my chances and drink it. Sometimes it’s hard to spit out the cyanide, though. \*\* How about the [1970 Dom Perignon ?](http://www.wineontheweb.com/dom_perignon/dom_perignon.html) It seems to be held in high esteem, and sought after most eagerly. Like you. Held in high esteem and sought after. I am self-banned from the Pit and so have not read the thread that is mentioned here. Probably just as well. I admire you, and I enjoy you, and I’m darned glad you’re here to grace the ethereal hallways of Doper University. 🙂 Yay, **Eve** ’s back !!! ---
**Author:** ![jlzania](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/67e7ee/32.png) [@jlzania](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jlzania)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-eve-appreciation-thread/166399/126 "2003-04-07T19:04:13Z")
A lurker here who always opens any thread started by Eve 'cause she’s totally fabulous! ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-eve-appreciation-thread/166399/127 "2003-04-07T19:11:58Z")
Horray! Eve’s back! As usual, handling yourself with the grace and charm of a true lady. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-eve-appreciation-thread/166399/128 "2003-04-07T19:14:11Z")
Excellent - I wanted to launch my new, Eve inspired signature in this thread. Thank goodness it worked. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-eve-appreciation-thread/166399/129 "2003-04-07T19:42:01Z")
Hi, Eve! Glad you’re back. It wouldn’t be the same around here without you. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-eve-appreciation-thread/166399.md?page=6)