# The ever-lovely, perpetually fucked-up Anna Nicole **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 15, 2002, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ever-lovely-perpetually-fucked-up-anna-nicole/124094 "2002-08-15T21:31:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ever-lovely-perpetually-fucked-up-anna-nicole/124094/1 "2002-08-15T21:31:13Z")
[Is that candy?](http://www.eonline.com/shared/Eonline/On/AnnaNicole/anna_candy_or_candle.asx) [Anna, the microphone, and her titties.](http://www.eonline.com/shared/Eonline/On/AnnaNicole/anna_falls_for_sugar_pie.asx) [Canabana](http://www.eonline.com/shared/Eonline/On/AnnaNicole/anna_cabana.asx) [Busty Bo Peep](http://www.eonline.com/shared/Eonline/On/AnnaNicole/sleepy_sheep.asx) šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ever-lovely-perpetually-fucked-up-anna-nicole/124094/2 "2002-08-15T21:33:54Z")
The links didnā€™t go anywhere. Maybe itā€™s me, but just in case I figured Iā€™d mention it. ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ever-lovely-perpetually-fucked-up-anna-nicole/124094/3 "2002-08-15T21:49:12Z")
They work for me. Maybe itā€™s a local PC thing. :smack: Anyway, the two best ones can be found [here](http://www.eonline.com/On/AnnaNicole/Clips/mauth/020804.html) and elsewhere on the Anna Nicole site. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ever-lovely-perpetually-fucked-up-anna-nicole/124094/4 "2002-08-15T21:53:14Z")
ā€œSheā€™s so _outrageous!_ā€ [Outrageous: going beyond all standards of what is right or decent; deficient in propriety or good taste.ā€”_Merriam Websterā€™s Collegiate Dictionary_, 10th ed.] ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ever-lovely-perpetually-fucked-up-anna-nicole/124094/5 "2002-08-15T21:58:53Z")
**scott** , Iā€™m starting to wonder if perhaps you have a novelty crush on Anna Nicole-youā€™re always talking about her! Now cā€™mon, admit it, youā€™re really her manager and youā€™re trying to promote her! šŸ˜› You have to be a member of E! to view it. Oh well. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ever-lovely-perpetually-fucked-up-anna-nicole/124094/6 "2002-08-15T22:52:29Z")
I could view them just fine, and Iā€™m not a member. Having said that: what the FUCK? They air this? Gimme the Prince of Darkness anyday. What a complete tool. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ever-lovely-perpetually-fucked-up-anna-nicole/124094/7 "2002-08-15T23:06:59Z")
**Coldie** , thatā€™s Prince of FUCKING Darkness. What the hell is this chick on? ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ever-lovely-perpetually-fucked-up-anna-nicole/124094/8 "2002-08-15T23:09:07Z")
Candle wax, I think. ---
**Author:** ![peasea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bc79bd/32.png) [@peasea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peasea)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ever-lovely-perpetually-fucked-up-anna-nicole/124094/9 "2002-08-15T23:09:43Z")
As someone who doesnā€™t have E! and is finally seeing this for the first time, just let me say, ā€˜Holy shit!ā€™ She is one messed up little cabaā€¦canā€¦canabana girl. Thank, you **scott**. Out of curiosity, does she ever sleep, or is the proper term ā€˜pass outā€™? ---
**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ever-lovely-perpetually-fucked-up-anna-nicole/124094/10 "2002-08-15T23:22:53Z")
I hope you all know that this footage will be used by the aliens to justify wiping us all out. ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ever-lovely-perpetually-fucked-up-anna-nicole/124094/11 "2002-08-15T23:29:29Z")
The Osbournes is one of my favorite shows, but this is justā€¦sad. Ozzie knows his life was slightly excessive, knows he still parties too much, but doesnā€™t really care what people think of him, and truly believes heā€™s a good parent, it not a good role model. Plus, heā€™s basically laughing at himself. Anna is not laughing at herself - I donā€™t even think she realizes how gone she is, and itā€™s painful. I really feel sorry for her kid. I think alot of people at that network have alot to answer for. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ever-lovely-perpetually-fucked-up-anna-nicole/124094/12 "2002-08-15T23:50:50Z")
Next stop for Anna: Low-budget porn, then ā€œbehind-the-dumpsterā€ blow-jobs, then tragicly found dead in the trunk of a stolen car. I figure about 2 years for this all to come to pass. Any takers? šŸ˜‰ * * * Damn! I have forgotten to not become drunken again! ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ever-lovely-perpetually-fucked-up-anna-nicole/124094/13 "2002-08-15T23:54:00Z")
**Dooku** , this is my personal, non legal opinion. I think that Anna Nicole is an adult who can make her own choices. She wants to get blasted on whatever it is sheā€™s on, then she can go ahead and do it. _If_ (and I do mean if) E! had her sign the contract while she was sober and mentally competant to do so, then I see no problem with the show. I mean, we can look at it as the network taking advantage of her, but she really brought it upon herself. If she was drugged out while signing the contractā€¦wellā€¦thereā€™s a different story altogether. Either way, the clips have affirmed what I already decided: no way in hell Iā€™m watching that show. ---
**Author:** ![DougAB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@DougAB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DougAB)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ever-lovely-perpetually-fucked-up-anna-nicole/124094/14 "2002-08-16T00:15:36Z")
Is it just me, or do these clips resemble some sort of Bizarro world **"Kids Say the Darndest Things?"** ā€œOops! Watch Little Annie struggle with her microphone as a dazed and confused Art Linkletter looks on!ā€ ā€œCan the 'Cos keep up with Little Annie as they discuss realty?ā€ [sup]Or should that be _reality??_[/sup] ā€œLittle Annie interprets popular childrenā€™s tales in a hilarious fashion! First victim: Little Bo Peep!ā€ ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ever-lovely-perpetually-fucked-up-anna-nicole/124094/15 "2002-08-16T00:15:58Z")
Point taken **Enderw24**. I just feel so ashamed while watching it, and I donā€™t know why - or even whoā€™s fault it is. (Although, point the cameras on me at certain times of the week, or certain camping weekends, or certain Vegas trips, and youā€™ve got The Dooku Show and itā€™d be just as gruesome). ---
**Author:** ![jane\_says](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/47e85d/32.png) [@jane\_says](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jane_says)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ever-lovely-perpetually-fucked-up-anna-nicole/124094/16 "2002-08-16T00:55:12Z")
I gotta defend Anna Nicole here. Seems like weā€™ve had quite the influx of Anna poo-pooers since her new show started. I love Anna. I think part of her charm is her fucked-upness. Sort of lost, stupid, ridiculously rich, and obviously has some good connections - she looks high constantly. She needs me to help take care of her money, make sure her lipstick isnā€™t smudged, and keep that spot between her enormous tits warm at night with my face. ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ever-lovely-perpetually-fucked-up-anna-nicole/124094/17 "2002-08-16T01:56:39Z")
She seems sober during the part of the show where sheā€™s sitting outside talking to the camera. And sheā€™s a lot more attractive with all that crap scrubbed off her face, and her non-costumy clothes. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ever-lovely-perpetually-fucked-up-anna-nicole/124094/18 "2002-08-16T02:08:11Z")
If this show were about a non-celebrity, the mental health authorities would be all over E! like skank on Brittany Spears. So terribly sad. ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ever-lovely-perpetually-fucked-up-anna-nicole/124094/19 "2002-08-16T02:58:19Z")
Wow, this is sad. Sheā€™s definately wasted in these clips. Holy crap, what a sad sight. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ever-lovely-perpetually-fucked-up-anna-nicole/124094/20 "2002-08-16T13:01:25Z")
Sheā€™s Bill the Cat incarnate! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ever-lovely-perpetually-fucked-up-anna-nicole/124094.md?page=2)