# The Evil Dead/Army of Darkness quote thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [August 30, 2012, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-dead-army-of-darkness-quote-thread/633094 "2012-08-30T00:58:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-dead-army-of-darkness-quote-thread/633094/1 "2012-08-30T00:58:16Z")
[Seems to be all the rage nowadays, so what the hey…] _Sequitur or non, your choice:_ What are you-are you me? ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-dead-army-of-darkness-quote-thread/633094/2 "2012-08-30T02:11:22Z")
Well, I’ve got news for you, Pal- you ain’t leading but two things, right now: Jack and shit. And Jack left town. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-dead-army-of-darkness-quote-thread/633094/3 "2012-08-30T14:14:20Z")
This…is my Boomstick! ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-dead-army-of-darkness-quote-thread/633094/4 "2012-08-30T16:44:43Z")
Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been King. But in my own way… I AM King. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-dead-army-of-darkness-quote-thread/633094/5 "2012-08-30T16:46:03Z")
Good…bad…I’m the guy with the gun. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-dead-army-of-darkness-quote-thread/633094/6 "2012-08-30T17:19:26Z")
Shop smart, shop S-Mart! ---
**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-dead-army-of-darkness-quote-thread/633094/7 "2012-08-30T17:34:27Z")
What were you born in a barn? Probably were born in a barn… ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-dead-army-of-darkness-quote-thread/633094/8 "2012-08-30T17:39:49Z")
First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-dead-army-of-darkness-quote-thread/633094/9 "2012-08-30T17:42:34Z")
Honey, you got _real_ ugly. ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-dead-army-of-darkness-quote-thread/633094/10 "2012-08-30T18:21:27Z")
Klaatu, Barada, N… Necktie… Neckturn… Nickel… It’s an “N” word, it’s definitely an “N” word! Klaatu… Barada… Nnn… ---
**Author:** ![XanderCrews](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/ee59a6/32.png) [@XanderCrews](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XanderCrews)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-dead-army-of-darkness-quote-thread/633094/11 "2012-08-30T18:29:28Z")
Groovy. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-dead-army-of-darkness-quote-thread/633094/12 "2012-08-30T18:30:15Z")
My fair lady-hah! ---
**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-dead-army-of-darkness-quote-thread/633094/13 "2012-08-30T19:33:44Z")
I’ll swallow your soul! I’ll swallow your soul! ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-dead-army-of-darkness-quote-thread/633094/14 "2012-08-31T02:25:20Z")
I said your words! ---
**Author:** ![Accidental\_Martyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ce7236/32.png) [@Accidental\_Martyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Accidental_Martyr)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-dead-army-of-darkness-quote-thread/633094/15 "2012-08-31T04:49:23Z")
Yo, she- bitch! Let’s go. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-dead-army-of-darkness-quote-thread/633094/16 "2012-08-31T13:00:58Z")
I don’t think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound…“fine”?? ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-dead-army-of-darkness-quote-thread/633094/17 "2012-08-31T14:14:52Z")
Aww, baby, that’s just what we call “pillowtalk”. ---
**Author:** ![Gukumatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/74df32/32.png) [@Gukumatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gukumatz)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-dead-army-of-darkness-quote-thread/633094/18 "2012-08-31T14:24:54Z")
> [@astorian](#): > > Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been King. But in my own way… I AM King. Hail to the King, baby! ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-dead-army-of-darkness-quote-thread/633094/19 "2012-08-31T14:29:49Z")
That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan! ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-dead-army-of-darkness-quote-thread/633094/20 "2012-08-31T14:33:56Z")
Why the hell would we want to do that? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-dead-army-of-darkness-quote-thread/633094.md?page=2)