# The Evil Dead/Army of Darkness quote thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-dead-army-of-darkness-quote-thread/633094>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [August 30, 2012, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-dead-army-of-darkness-quote-thread/633094 "2012-08-30T00:58:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-dead-army-of-darkness-quote-thread/633094/21 "2012-08-31T19:30:50Z")

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Gimme some sugar, Baby.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2012, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-dead-army-of-darkness-quote-thread/633094/22 "2012-09-01T01:30:51Z")

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That’s right… who’s laughing now… WHO’S LAUGHING _NOW_?!?

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**Author:** ![Accidental\_Martyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ce7236/32.png) [@Accidental\_Martyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Accidental_Martyr)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2012, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-dead-army-of-darkness-quote-thread/633094/23 "2012-09-01T01:51:00Z")

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It’s a trick. Get an axe.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2012, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-dead-army-of-darkness-quote-thread/633094/24 "2012-09-01T23:28:20Z")

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Ooh that’s gotta hurt.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2012, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-dead-army-of-darkness-quote-thread/633094/25 "2012-09-02T15:01:50Z")

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I had a hand, and it went bad.

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**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2012, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-dead-army-of-darkness-quote-thread/633094/26 "2012-09-02T16:03:02Z")

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So I lopped it off at the wrist. But that didn’t stop it. It came back…big time!

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2012, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-dead-army-of-darkness-quote-thread/633094/27 "2012-09-02T18:39:58Z")

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Oops.

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**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2012, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-dead-army-of-darkness-quote-thread/633094/28 "2012-09-03T03:21:05Z")

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Well, hello Mr. Fancypants!

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**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2012, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-dead-army-of-darkness-quote-thread/633094/29 "2012-09-03T05:09:20Z")

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But maybe… just maybe… my boys could do it.

…yeah. And maybe I’m a Chinese jet pilot.

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**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2012, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-dead-army-of-darkness-quote-thread/633094/30 "2012-09-07T21:26:21Z")

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Now I swear…the next one of you primates even TOUCHES me…

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2012, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-dead-army-of-darkness-quote-thread/633094/31 "2012-09-07T22:21:59Z")

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Swallow this.

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**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2012, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-dead-army-of-darkness-quote-thread/633094/32 "2012-09-08T14:56:27Z")

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I may be bad, but I feel good.

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