# The Evil Penis.. And The Women Who Love It **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 24, 2001, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228 "2001-10-24T02:09:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![rfsgrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/90db22/32.png) [@rfsgrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rfsgrl)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/1 "2001-10-24T02:09:58Z")
A friend of mine and I were discussing the things men do to drive us nuts, both of us having difficulties with the men in our lives, I came upon the reason for why she and I could not just forget about men: **The Evil Penis**. Go ahead and laugh, but I have realized that if I didn’t love that part of the male anatomy so much things would be alot easier! Sure there are many wonderful things about men besides their penises, ie; strong arms, sexy deep voices… the list goes on depending upon what your preferences are… but it usually leads back to one thing… \*\* The Evil Penis \*\* Why is the penis evil? Well that is a question for which there are many answers… but how many guys do you know that don’t use that as their main thinking tool about 90 % of the time? I would really like some feedback about this… and guys feel free to give your opinion… be sure to confer with that part of your brain also…LOL 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/2 "2001-10-24T02:13:15Z")
I’ll have you know my penis regularly donates to charity, buys girl scout cookies and vollunteers time down at the homeless shelter. He is not evil. A little dense at times, but he is _not_ evil. ---
**Author:** ![Asylum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/53a042/32.png) [@Asylum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asylum)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/3 "2001-10-24T02:14:13Z")
Well it’s obvious what the problem is: God only gave us enough blood to utilize either the penis or the brain, but not both at the same time. Obviously you need to blame him (or Darwin). 😉 ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/4 "2001-10-24T02:14:27Z")
\*\*The Penis is Evil. It shoots out Seed…That Brings Forth New Life. \*\* – **Zardoz** , John Boorman film. ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/5 "2001-10-24T02:16:07Z")
Mmmmm…penis. ---
**Author:** ![Tyklfe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3e96dc/32.png) [@Tyklfe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tyklfe)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/6 "2001-10-24T02:29:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > \*\*I’ll have you know my penis regularly donates to charity, buys girl scout cookies and vollunteers time down at the homeless shelter. He is not evil. > > A little dense at times, but he is _not_ evil. \*\* Hahahaha! ROTFL. That was great **Jack Batty** But I must admit mine is evil, and always manages to get me in trouble… ---
**Author:** ![rfsgrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/90db22/32.png) [@rfsgrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rfsgrl)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/7 "2001-10-24T02:32:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > \*\*I’ll have you know my penis regularly donates to charity, buys girl scout cookies and vollunteers time down at the homeless shelter. He is not evil. > > A little dense at times, but he is _not_ evil. \*\* By saying he regularly donates to charity does not mean the girl you took pity on and took home right? And buying girl scout cookies I sincerly hope that you are not using the penis barter system… and well I wont even touch the homeless shelter thing! My point is… I **Love** the penis… I am just wondering how many other feel that it is the root of all evil… :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![rfsgrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/90db22/32.png) [@rfsgrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rfsgrl)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/8 "2001-10-24T02:34:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Asylum \* > \*\*Well it’s obvious what the problem is: God only gave us enough blood to utilize either the penis or the brain, but not both at the same time. Obviously you need to blame him (or Darwin). 😉 \*\* Good one!!! 😃 But I don’t think God is to blame… One would think we would have evolved from cave man status… nut apparently not ---
**Author:** ![rfsgrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/90db22/32.png) [@rfsgrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rfsgrl)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/9 "2001-10-24T02:39:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by rfsgrl \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Asylum \* > > \*\*Well it’s obvious what the problem is: God only gave us enough blood to utilize either the penis or the brain, but not both at the same time. Obviously you need to blame him (or Darwin). 😉 \*\* > > Good one!!! 😃 But I don’t think God is to blame… One would think we would have evolved from cave man status… nut apparently not \*\* That \*\* nut \*\* was supposed to be a but… I gather it was a very freudian slip… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/10 "2001-10-24T02:40:06Z")
My penis is very hurt by this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/11 "2001-10-24T02:40:42Z")
I don’t think the penis is the root of all evil. I mean, those with vaginas are just as inclined to be mean and nasty and stupid. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/12 "2001-10-24T02:43:07Z")
Ah, it is a common misquote … “The _love_ of the Penis is the root of all evil.” heh heh … I said “root”. ---
**Author:** ![rfsgrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/90db22/32.png) [@rfsgrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rfsgrl)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/13 "2001-10-24T02:43:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*I don’t think the penis is the root of all evil. I mean, those with vaginas are just as inclined to be mean and nasty and stupid. \*\* I **never** said anything about penises being mean nasty or stupid… I do recall I mentioned \*\* LOVING \*\* the penis in question… this is all very tongue in cheek… and as for the penis being hurt by the thread… you have my sympathies… ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/14 "2001-10-24T02:50:08Z")
Mine’s not evil. In fact, it’s quite chaste. Damn it. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/15 "2001-10-24T02:54:48Z")
[SHAKES PENIS]So **rfsgrl** you say you’re having problems with your boyfriend huh? Well why don’t you come over here and tell me alllll about it.[SHAKES PENIS] \ ---
**Author:** ![rfsgrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/90db22/32.png) [@rfsgrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rfsgrl)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/16 "2001-10-24T02:54:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rysdad \* > \*\*Mine’s not evil. In fact, it’s quite chaste. > > Damn it. \*\* AHHHH But do you wish it to be evil?? And what would you say constitutes being evil? ---
**Author:** ![Angelnside](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b3f665/32.png) [@Angelnside](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angelnside)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/17 "2001-10-24T02:56:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by rfsgrl \* > \*\* [SNIP…SNIP] I do recall I mentioned \*\* LOVING \*\* the penis in question… this is all very tongue in cheek… and as for the penis being hurt by the thread… you have my sympathies… \*\* Grl"friend"…you might have to start another thread on the _tongue in cheek_ concept! As a member of the **Women Who Love the Evil Penis Club** now refered to as the **WWLEPC** …I stand beside **rfsgrl** in that we don’t want any penises to be hurt. [sub]I won’t even suggest the thought of offering to kiss them to make them feel better! We would have to have a recruitment drive to have enough women in the club to handle the complaints! [/sub] Angel ---
**Author:** ![rfsgrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/90db22/32.png) [@rfsgrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rfsgrl)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/18 "2001-10-24T02:58:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SHAKES \* > \*\*[SHAKES PENIS]So **rfsgrl** you say you’re having problems with your boyfriend huh? Well why don’t you come over here and tell me alllll about it.[SHAKES PENIS] \ \*\* Is that an **offer** I am supposed to not be able to refuse?? And I think that all women gripe about their men at some point or another… I will say this… it takes an **incredible** evil penis, and intelligence and wit among other things to make this girl shake! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![rfsgrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/90db22/32.png) [@rfsgrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rfsgrl)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/19 "2001-10-24T03:03:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Angelnside \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by rfsgrl \* > > \*\* [SNIP…SNIP] I do recall I mentioned \*\* LOVING \*\* the penis in question… this is all very tongue in cheek… and as for the penis being hurt by the thread… you have my sympathies… \*\* > > Grl"friend"…you might have to start another thread on the _tongue in cheek_ concept! > > As a member of the **Women Who Love the Evil Penis Club** now refered to as the **WWLEPC** …I stand beside **rfsgrl** in that we don’t want any penises to be hurt. > > [sub]I won’t even suggest the thought of offering to kiss them to make them feel better! We would have to have a recruitment drive to have enough women in the club to handle the complaints! [/sub] > > Angel \*\* LMAO well… my friend as co-founder of the \*\* WWLEPC\*\* I know you truly understand the tongue in cheek theory, [sub]as for the recruitment to kiss and make better… we may have just opened up a can we can only dare to contemplate! Buyers BEWARE!![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![emorphien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b9bd4f/32.png) [@emorphien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emorphien)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/20 "2001-10-24T03:27:52Z")
I agree, I don’t think its the Penis. After all guys can say the same thing about women and I know a couple of girls that don’t have any other female friends because of the Evil Vagina. Besides, who committed original sin? it was the evil vagina! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228.md?page=2)