# The Evil Penis.. And The Women Who Love It **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 24, 2001, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228 "2001-10-24T02:09:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/21 "2001-10-24T03:46:21Z")
I think the penis had the choice to take the sinful fruit from the vagina. That is such a strange sentence. ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/22 "2001-10-24T04:16:39Z")
Mine is Chaotic Neutral. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/23 "2001-10-24T04:19:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by rfsgrl \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Rysdad \* > > \*\*Mine’s not evil. In fact, it’s quite chaste. > > > > Damn it. \*\* > > AHHHH But do you wish it to be evil?? And what would you say constitutes being evil? \*\* I’d like it to at least be _naughty_ occasionally. What is evil? Evil is: Fill-in-the-blank midterms. AOL version 7. Squirrels. The taste and smell of lutefisk. Moving. Winter. But not Mr. Happy. ---
**Author:** ![DarrenS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@DarrenS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarrenS)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/24 "2001-10-24T05:02:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > \*\* > > “The _love_ of the Penis is the root of all evil.” > > heh heh … I said “root”. \*\* Not often you see the Bible (sort of) quoted in the same post as Beavis and Butthead…that may be a first. ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/25 "2001-10-24T05:25:22Z")
It’s not the penis that’s evil, it’s the balls. The penis is just along for the ride. ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/26 "2001-10-24T06:40:41Z")
Damn you, **CalMeacham**! You beat me to it! “The gun is good…the penis is evil” Hee hee hee… ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/27 "2001-10-24T06:54:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Asylum \* > \*\*Well it’s obvious what the problem is: God only gave us enough blood to utilize either the penis or the brain, but not both at the same time. Obviously you need to blame him (or Darwin). 😉 \*\* I dunno, I think men cause more trouble when the attempt to use their brains. Maybe they should keep the blood in the other organ full time (well I prefer them that way). Where do I get my WWLEPC memebership (ahem) form? ---
**Author:** ![goonhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ebca7d/32.png) [@goonhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/goonhead)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/28 "2001-10-24T07:33:17Z")
I must confess that rfsgrl is being a little unfair. I only think with my penis about 70% of the time instead of 90%. That might qualify me as one of those sensitive new age types. Some women seem to be crazy about those 90% types, though, the bad boys who do such things as run with scissors. Perhaps this is because thinking about sex all the time makes you better at it. I think peni tend to do most of the thinking because there are so many incredible women out there, our brains couldn’t comprehend them all. So stop being so charming, beautiful, witty, intelligent, thoughtful, and romantic, and we might actually use our brains for once 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/29 "2001-10-24T08:03:45Z")
I don’t think spitting on people is evil, per se. Mischievous, perhaps. Unsanitary, definitely. But not evil. ---
**Author:** ![Kayeby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de0a6/32.png) [@Kayeby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kayeby)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/30 "2001-10-24T08:29:23Z")
A penis spat in my hair once. Guess it served me right for trying to eat it. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/31 "2001-10-24T09:41:21Z")
My penis is indeed evil. (EEEEVIIIILLLL) It must ne punished. ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/32 "2001-10-24T11:28:09Z")
You know, I do believe since I myself am evil (I’d go back and look up **Grok** ’s thread but I’m going to be late for work as it is), an Evil Penis would be just the thing for me. Not possessing one of my own, I guess I’ll just have to borrow one. So, who wants to lend me their penis? ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/33 "2001-10-24T12:30:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SHAKES \* > \*\*[SHAKES PENIS]…[SHAKES PENIS] \ \*\* I think you meant [SHAKE’S PENIS], right? _Entirely_ different reading that way… Oh, and **Angelinside** : > [@](#): > > \*\*[SNIP…SNIP] \*\* Don’t _do_ that in a penis thread! ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/34 "2001-10-24T12:34:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Geobabe \* > \*\* > So, who wants to lend me their penis? \*\* Mine is at your disposal. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/35 "2001-10-24T12:46:35Z")
Now, what’s so evil about a penis? All it wants is to find a warm, wet place where it can be happy. Is that so bad? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/36 "2001-10-24T13:08:05Z")
My penis is NOT evil. It has, however, evil thoughts… as we ALL do. Why, just the other day, my penis wanted to slap the bejeezus out of a woman who wrote a check for 17 items in the 10-items-or-fewer-cash-only line. Personally, I agreed with it. However, neither of us acted on our evil thoughts. ---
**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/37 "2001-10-24T13:12:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by spooje \* > \*\*My penis is indeed evil. (EEEEVIIIILLLL) > It must ne punished. \*\* I hope you’ve spanked your penis for being so bad. 😃 Stroke it to the East Stroke it to the West Stroke it Stroke it Stroke it Just like old Napoleon did when he beat his Boneapart! ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/38 "2001-10-24T13:53:47Z")
Not “evil”, just confused. You say “The Penis Mightier than the S Word”. It’s simply trying to figure out what the S Word is. I’m afraid it’s a bit too heady a concept for it to grasp. ---
**Author:** ![OxyMoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9a140/32.png) [@OxyMoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OxyMoron)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/39 "2001-10-24T14:37:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by spooje \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*\* > > Mine is at your disposal. \*\* But not in it, I hope… owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ---
**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/40 "2001-10-24T17:16:32Z")
Ok Oxy you’ve been renovating your kitchen far too long. 😃 I’m still laughing uproariously over Kayeby’s post… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228.md?page=3)