# The Evil Penis.. And The Women Who Love It **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 24, 2001, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228 "2001-10-24T02:09:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/41 "2001-10-24T17:21:59Z")
Is a _penis spat_ the male equivalent of a _cat fight?_ Dick Hertz ---
**Author:** ![rfsgrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/90db22/32.png) [@rfsgrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rfsgrl)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/42 "2001-10-24T19:29:02Z")
Ohhhh Ya’ll have given some wonderful replies! I applaud you all… **GrizzRich** : “LOLWhy, just the other day, my penis wanted to slap the bejeezus out of a woman who wrote a check for 17 items in the 10-items-or-fewer-cash-only line. Personally, I agreed with it. However, neither of us acted on our evil thoughts” I am still laughing over that one! So now the debate seems to be heading in the direction that we women are at fault for making the penis evil? Maybe we are at fault, Lord knows that I have definitly been in Kayeb’s position of the thing spit at me when I was trying to eat it…LOL. And **goonhead** I don’t think I am being unfair… I think I am more than fair. And thinking with your penis 65% of the time or less qualifies you for the new age sensitive group… sorry babe ya just missed it. **betenoir** memberships are available upon request via e-mail…lol, but you have to take an \*\* Evil Penis\*\* Oath!! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/43 "2001-10-24T19:46:22Z")
I do not know if there may be _some_ evil penises out there but we should all know by now it is not acceptable to generalize like this. Penises should be judged individually and on their own merits. To any ladies who would like to get acquainted with mine: the line forms to the right 😉 ---
**Author:** ![pestie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e5b9ba/32.png) [@pestie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pestie)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/44 "2001-10-24T19:49:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Geobabe \* > \*\*Mmmmm…penis. \*\* You have no idea how much I truly love you, **Geobabe**. Of course, that’s probably just my penis talking, but… ---
**Author:** ![sidle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@sidle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sidle)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/45 "2001-10-24T20:43:44Z")
PENIS=GOOD! Hey Jack Batty-might want to avoid bringing your penis into transactions with Girl Scouts! And Goonhead-I’m so happy someone else believes they should be referred to collectively as penii! Ok thats my 2 cents. Gotta go. I’m craving pepperoni all of the sudden. ---
**Author:** ![JoeyImage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc348/32.png) [@JoeyImage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeyImage)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/46 "2001-10-24T21:11:07Z")
Penis, Evil or not, I LOVE girls who LOVE it, and don’t mind showing me how much they love it. -Image ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/47 "2001-10-24T21:29:34Z")
I beg your pardon… I don’t have any problem with the penis in my life… but then, the penis in my life is a Masterful Penis [sup]TM[/sup], possessed by the one and only (and handsome, ask Esprix) \*\* Pump Action Gerbil \*\*. And I love it! mmmmmmmm ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/48 "2001-10-24T21:31:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pestie \* > \*\* You have no idea how much I truly love you, **Geobabe**. Of course, that’s probably just my penis talking, but… \*\* Wait a minute. You’re in Western Mass? Where the hell were you and your penis when I was still at Smith? ---
**Author:** ![rfsgrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/90db22/32.png) [@rfsgrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rfsgrl)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/49 "2001-10-24T22:14:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sailor \* > \*\*I do not know if there may be _some_ evil penises out there but we should all know by now it is not acceptable to generalize like this. Penises should be judged individually and on their own merits. To any ladies who would like to get acquainted with mine: the line forms to the right 😉 \*\* So are you saying I am not being PC? the P of course standing for penii instead of politically… hmmm now they want to be judged on their own merit? Well, why should that be? don’t men generalize us women and our pretty parts??? :rolleyes: [sub] looking for the line to the right[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Grok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/96bed5/32.png) [@Grok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grok)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/50 "2001-10-24T23:34:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Geobabe \* > \*\*You know, I do believe since I myself am evil (I’d go back and look up **Grok** ’s thread but I’m going to be late for work as it is), an Evil Penis would be just the thing for me. \*\* You know, I do believe my penis might be evil. It’s certainly gotten me into enough trouble, um, so to speak… In my evil thread [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=92077I](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=92077I) should have included my penis in my list of evil traits. It would have gone well with the unicycle and riding crop… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kaotic\_Newtral](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@Kaotic\_Newtral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaotic_Newtral)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/51 "2001-10-25T01:02:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BlackKnight \* > \*\*Mine is Chaotic Neutral. \*\* **Hold up! Hold up!** …Your what? Have I just been insulted? 😉 If so…please stand in line and wait until the other insultors are done with their business…[sub]take a number please!![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![okielady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/fbc32d/32.png) [@okielady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/okielady)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/52 "2001-10-25T02:55:03Z")
[Homer Simpson voice] Mmmmm…eeeevil peniiiiiis [/Homer Simpson voice] I like mine straight up (rocks off…HA)😃 ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/53 "2001-10-25T04:01:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by rfsgrl \* > **betenoir memberships are available upon request via e-mail…lol, but you have to take an \*\* Evil Penis** Oath!! 😉 \*\* Evil Penis Oath? Wait a minute. I think I already took that oath earlier today. Does it count if it’s wispered hoarsly into the left ear of an Evil Penis owner? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![goonhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ebca7d/32.png) [@goonhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/goonhead)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/54 "2001-10-25T08:14:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by rfsgrl \* > \*\* > > And **goonhead** I don’t think I am being unfair… I think I am more than fair. And thinking with your penis 65% of the time or less qualifies you for the new age sensitive group… sorry babe ya just missed it. > > \*\* Damn, too bad. Well, perhaps Geobabe can borrow my penis. I majored in geography (taking a few geology and geomorph classes along the way), so seeing as how my penis did most of the thinking, she might find it interesting. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/55 "2001-10-25T13:30:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by okielady \* > [Homer Simpson voice] > > Mmmmm…eeeevil peniiiiiis > > [/Homer Simpson voice] > > I like mine straight up (rocks off…HA)😃 You have a penis, **okielady**? Are you one of them **she-males** we keep hearing about? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![CheapBastid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8baadc/32.png) [@CheapBastid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheapBastid)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/56 "2001-10-25T17:09:58Z")
The Evil Penis makes the Baby Jesus cry… ---
**Author:** ![okielady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/fbc32d/32.png) [@okielady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/okielady)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/57 "2001-10-25T17:22:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by RTFirefly \* > > \*\*You have a penis, **okielady**? > > Are you one of them **she-males** we keep hearing about? :eek: \*\* Sure I have a penis. It’s attached to Okiehubby, but I consider it **mine**! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ShrekLookAlike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@ShrekLookAlike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShrekLookAlike)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/58 "2001-10-25T17:59:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > \*\* . . . buys girl scout cookies . . . _not_ evil. \*\* What did the cannabilistic pedophile tell the Girl Scout who wanted to sell him cookies? No thanks sweetie, I just ate a Brownie. ---
**Author:** ![rfsgrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/90db22/32.png) [@rfsgrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rfsgrl)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/59 "2001-10-25T18:53:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShrekLookAlike \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > > \*\* . . . buys girl scout cookies . . . _not_ evil. \*\* > > What did the cannabilistic pedophile tell the Girl Scout who wanted to sell him cookies? > > No thanks sweetie, I just ate a Brownie. \*\* Ohhh that was **bad** really good but bad!..lol [sub] remembers she used to be a brownie, but they didn’t have an incentive program…lol[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228/60 "2001-10-25T23:46:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by goonhead \* > \*\* Well, perhaps Geobabe can borrow my penis. I majored in geography (taking a few geology and geomorph classes along the way), so seeing as how my penis did most of the thinking, she might find it interesting. \*\* A well educated penis. That I like very much. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-penis-and-the-women-who-love-it/89228.md?page=2)